Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

something wrong Carlos..? why are you acting so suspicious of everything?

Max… what day is it today?

uhh.. easter? april first? why??

What else happens on April first?

i don’t… i-i don’t know ?

April Fools day. I’m suspicious because I think these eggs might be a joke.

‘april fools day’? how could these eggs even be a joke?

they could have rabbit poop in them.

… ew… who the hell would do that though?

April Foolers.

I dunno, Max… just be careful when you open that thing.

*he looked down at his eggs with a slight frown, unsure if he wanted to open them at this point* …

*Carlos watches him.* Do you want me to open it for you? *he didn’t wanna get pranked, but if it was something bad he didn’t want it to happen to Max*

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

something wrong Carlos..? why are you acting so suspicious of everything?

Max… what day is it today?

uhh.. easter? april first? why??

What else happens on April first?

i don’t… i-i don’t know ?

April Fools day. I’m suspicious because I think these eggs might be a joke.

‘april fools day’? how could these eggs even be a joke?

they could have rabbit poop in them.

… ew… who the hell would do that though?

April Foolers.

I dunno, Max… just be careful when you open that thing.

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

something wrong Carlos..? why are you acting so suspicious of everything?

Max… what day is it today?

uhh.. easter? april first? why??

What else happens on April first?

i don’t… i-i don’t know ?

April Fools day. I’m suspicious because I think these eggs might be a joke.

‘april fools day’? how could these eggs even be a joke?

they could have rabbit poop in them.

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No- I don’t think- I don’t know.

Well…. if it is, let me know, okay?

*peeks into the pot* The ice is melted. Wanna feel the water? See if it’s cool enough?

*Max stuck his hand in the water before grabbing three(3) more ice cubes and tossing them in* almost.

Alright. *Carlos grabs an ice cube out of the pitcher and pops it in his mouth, crunching it with his teeth.*

Have you ever tried the hairspray lighter thing? *max took one of the ice cubes and put it in his mouth*

Yes, and it is very dangerous. I suggest, before doing that, you find a nice open space away from anything flammable. *how can one be noisy eating ice? Who knows, but Carlos is noisy*

Well that’s damn impossible since this is the middle of the forrest almost.

Well, then wait until you can find a nice parking lot to do it in. With adult supervision.

That’s not as fun..

… You could set up a tower of paper cups to hit with the flames?

*max shrugged* maybe.

Come on, it’d be absolutely fun and amazing. Ooh, you could make the cups Styrofoam instead. They melt in a very interesting way.

‘Can put jolly ranchers or something in the cups,

Ooh, that’d be fun. Or Starbursts. Yeah, just… make something that’ll melt really pretty. And safely.

Yeah, or paint or something. Did you know in an emergancy a crayon will burn for like, 30 minutes?

No joke? How long will it burn when it’s not an emergency?

…yes.

*snorts* I’m kidding with you, Max. Heh, get it? Kid-ding?

*Max looked Carlos dead in the eye and points to the doors of the mess hall* Get out.

*Just grins widely* Sorry bud – I can’t. We’re conducting a science experiment, remember?

*Max just rolls his eyes, sticking his hand in the water and dropping the pod in* Timer.

*smirks and starts the timer* You think it’s cooled down enough, huh?

Duh. Or I wouldn’t’ve put the pod in.

You didn’t even touch-test the water, Max. *tries to keep his smile from getting wider*

Yeah I did. I know what I’m doing.

Really? I didn’t see that. Sorry – must’ve been too into my own humor.

What’s even so funny?

Just… me, I guess. I like stupid jokes.

Like,, dad jokes?

Yes, exactly. 🙂

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

something wrong Carlos..? why are you acting so suspicious of everything?

Max… what day is it today?

uhh.. easter? april first? why??

What else happens on April first?

i don’t… i-i don’t know ?

April Fools day. I’m suspicious because I think these eggs might be a joke.

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No- I don’t think- I don’t know.

Well…. if it is, let me know, okay?

*peeks into the pot* The ice is melted. Wanna feel the water? See if it’s cool enough?

*Max stuck his hand in the water before grabbing three(3) more ice cubes and tossing them in* almost.

Alright. *Carlos grabs an ice cube out of the pitcher and pops it in his mouth, crunching it with his teeth.*

Have you ever tried the hairspray lighter thing? *max took one of the ice cubes and put it in his mouth*

Yes, and it is very dangerous. I suggest, before doing that, you find a nice open space away from anything flammable. *how can one be noisy eating ice? Who knows, but Carlos is noisy*

Well that’s damn impossible since this is the middle of the forrest almost.

Well, then wait until you can find a nice parking lot to do it in. With adult supervision.

That’s not as fun..

… You could set up a tower of paper cups to hit with the flames?

*max shrugged* maybe.

Come on, it’d be absolutely fun and amazing. Ooh, you could make the cups Styrofoam instead. They melt in a very interesting way.

‘Can put jolly ranchers or something in the cups,

Ooh, that’d be fun. Or Starbursts. Yeah, just… make something that’ll melt really pretty. And safely.

Yeah, or paint or something. Did you know in an emergancy a crayon will burn for like, 30 minutes?

No joke? How long will it burn when it’s not an emergency?

…yes.

*snorts* I’m kidding with you, Max. Heh, get it? Kid-ding?

*Max looked Carlos dead in the eye and points to the doors of the mess hall* Get out.

*Just grins widely* Sorry bud – I can’t. We’re conducting a science experiment, remember?

*Max just rolls his eyes, sticking his hand in the water and dropping the pod in* Timer.

*smirks and starts the timer* You think it’s cooled down enough, huh?

Duh. Or I wouldn’t’ve put the pod in.

You didn’t even touch-test the water, Max. *tries to keep his smile from getting wider*

Yeah I did. I know what I’m doing.

Really? I didn’t see that. Sorry – must’ve been too into my own humor.

What’s even so funny?

Just… me, I guess. I like stupid jokes.

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

something wrong Carlos..? why are you acting so suspicious of everything?

Max… what day is it today?

uhh.. easter? april first? why??

What else happens on April first?

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

something wrong Carlos..? why are you acting so suspicious of everything?

Max… what day is it today?

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.

*he tilted his head slightly* i.. don’t really? here *he hands one of the eggs over* i wonder what’s inside..

*looks at the egg, pressing his lips together in contemplation* Hm….

Carlos, Carlos! *Max ran up with a smile, holding two fake eggs* check it out! -dedmax

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*suspicious gaze* What’s in ‘em?

i dunno, i figured we could open together!

Where did you find them, Max? *suspicion continues*

i found this one under the couch and i found this one in a bush! i wanna find more

Uh…let’s open them and see if we should go looking for more. They… might not be worth it, if… if you get my meaning.