okay, i locked up all my alcohol…
*looms with a disappointed Dad frown*
Tag: camp camp au
*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*
So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?
Eh, I was just gonna see if it was weird with lake water or not, but that other stuff’s pretty cool too, I guess. *He turns the door handle* He actually left it unlocked this time.. *he kicks the door open but not too harshly*
Oh – do you think the lake water might do something interesting to it? I think that’s a great thing to ex – OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???
*there’s an upside down crucifix within view of the door and nailed to it is a chicken teddy bear. As in… a teddy made out of chicken that looked like it belonged in a freezer. Bits of dark fur stuck out of the seams and a dark liquid looked to be seeping out. Was that blood? It was really watered down though… some kind of slime?*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*without really thinking Carlos snaps his hands down to cover Max’s eyes and quickly backed them out, slamming the door shut*
What… what?? What the hell…??
*who just had some gross-ass effigy in their storehouse??*
……I don’t know what I expected.
What was that? No, what the hell was that?? Why did he have that?? Oh God – why is he near children????????
*Max shrugged* The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
Alright. Let’s try this again. *Max grabed a stick from the side of the QMS (quartermaster store) and reaches to turn the door handle*
What? No – why are you going to go in there again? Max, what if he has something dangerous in there? *Dammit – he left his danger meter a the camp site!*
Why d’you think I grabbed a stick? Now, c’mon. I can whack it out the window and we won’t have to see it again. We can get the bucket and go.
No – no, no, no, Max, let’s not. This is clearly a red zone and we should probably think of something else.
dead max is planning to steal a car and rob a liquor store, how do you feel about that? knowing you adopted a mistake?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*he nods slightly* y-yeah, i guess.. *hic* .. Carlos i-i
promise not to rob anymore stores…*looks down at Max* You sure, buddy? YOu’re telling me the truth, right? *his voice is still soft, but it still demands honesty.*
y-yeah.. i’m sure… *he yawns and rubs his eyes* a promise is a promise…
I would love to see you keep it, Max. I think you should take some time to yourself now… you look tired.
dead max is planning to steal a car and rob a liquor store, how do you feel about that? knowing you adopted a mistake?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*he nods slightly* y-yeah, i guess.. *hic* .. Carlos i-i
promise not to rob anymore stores…
*looks down at Max* You sure, buddy? YOu’re telling me the truth, right? *his voice is still soft, but it still demands honesty.*
*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*
So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?
Eh, I was just gonna see if it was weird with lake water or not, but that other stuff’s pretty cool too, I guess. *He turns the door handle* He actually left it unlocked this time.. *he kicks the door open but not too harshly*
Oh – do you think the lake water might do something interesting to it? I think that’s a great thing to ex – OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???
*there’s an upside down crucifix within view of the door and nailed to it is a chicken teddy bear. As in… a teddy made out of chicken that looked like it belonged in a freezer. Bits of dark fur stuck out of the seams and a dark liquid looked to be seeping out. Was that blood? It was really watered down though… some kind of slime?*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*without really thinking Carlos snaps his hands down to cover Max’s eyes and quickly backed them out, slamming the door shut*
What… what?? What the hell…??
*who just had some gross-ass effigy in their storehouse??*
……I don’t know what I expected.
What was that? No, what the hell was that?? Why did he have that?? Oh God – why is he near children????????
*Max shrugged* The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
Alright. Let’s try this again. *Max grabed a stick from the side of the QMS (quartermaster store) and reaches to turn the door handle*
What? No – why are you going to go in there again? Max, what if he has something dangerous in there? *Dammit – he left his danger meter a the camp site!*
*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*
So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?
Eh, I was just gonna see if it was weird with lake water or not, but that other stuff’s pretty cool too, I guess. *He turns the door handle* He actually left it unlocked this time.. *he kicks the door open but not too harshly*
Oh – do you think the lake water might do something interesting to it? I think that’s a great thing to ex – OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???
*there’s an upside down crucifix within view of the door and nailed to it is a chicken teddy bear. As in… a teddy made out of chicken that looked like it belonged in a freezer. Bits of dark fur stuck out of the seams and a dark liquid looked to be seeping out. Was that blood? It was really watered down though… some kind of slime?*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*without really thinking Carlos snaps his hands down to cover Max’s eyes and quickly backed them out, slamming the door shut*
What… what?? What the hell…??
*who just had some gross-ass effigy in their storehouse??*
……I don’t know what I expected.
What was that? No, what the hell was that?? Why did he have that?? Oh God – why is he near children????????
dead max is planning to steal a car and rob a liquor store, how do you feel about that? knowing you adopted a mistake?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
P-.. my friend and i were just talking.. i didn’t think we’d ever actually do any of it… *his voice cracks a few times*
*kneels in front of him* Okay… so what happened to make you actually do it?
*he glanced at Carlos* i-i guess it was seeing him s-so happy.. i didn’t want to upset him more then i already ha-have…
He was happy to rob stores and ride in a car that you legally can’t drive? He was happy to pull you into getting in trouble?
Max… that doesn’t sound like a ‘friend’ sort of thing.
he was just… *he grows quiet and looks back tot he ground, Carlos had a point but Max loved Pure…* i-.. i don’t care..
But you do. You tried to hide it from me, so you care, don’t you?
*he fights back more tears* i- i don’t know..!
Take some more deep breaths, Max. *reaches into his pocket for his pack of tissues and offers one* Here…
*he tries taking deeper breaths, taking a tissue and holding it tightly* i-i’m sorry..
I know, Max. I know you are. Listen… your friend isn’t a good influence. You did bad stuff for them and you could have hurt people driving that car. And you had been doing so well staying away from alcohol. I understand though that, in that regard, it’s tough to get clean and people slip up sometimes. I’m not judging you, I promise.
*he sniffles, drying his eyes* h-he’s not.. a bad influence, w-we were just being stupid an-and i never hurt anyone when driving be-before! *he starts to cry* and-and you’re gonna say i can’t hang out with him bu-but i still love him..!
*ouch… damn…* Max, you did these things to make him happy. That’s what you said. Oh, c’mere, buddy… *he sits down fully on the ground and reaches for Max to pull him into his lap for a hug and comfort* Come here…You know it’s not right, what you two did.
*he flinches when Carlos reaches for him. hesitating before tightly hugging back, partically sobbing at this point*
*he rubs Max’s back and shoulder, trying to give him comfort as he cried himself out* It’s okay, buddy, I’m here. Let it out – I don’t mind. *well, he did mind, but not in the way that he actually meant when speaking to Max. He definitely minded that Max was worked up and worked himself up, because it made Carlos sad to see him unhappy*
*he clung to the other, his sobs dying down after a long few minutes. he sat quietly, occasionally sniffling or hicc-upping*
*carlos just holds him, rubbing his back.* You starting to feel better, Max?
dead max is planning to steal a car and rob a liquor store, how do you feel about that? knowing you adopted a mistake?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
P-.. my friend and i were just talking.. i didn’t think we’d ever actually do any of it… *his voice cracks a few times*
*kneels in front of him* Okay… so what happened to make you actually do it?
*he glanced at Carlos* i-i guess it was seeing him s-so happy.. i didn’t want to upset him more then i already ha-have…
He was happy to rob stores and ride in a car that you legally can’t drive? He was happy to pull you into getting in trouble?
Max… that doesn’t sound like a ‘friend’ sort of thing.
he was just… *he grows quiet and looks back tot he ground, Carlos had a point but Max loved Pure…* i-.. i don’t care..
But you do. You tried to hide it from me, so you care, don’t you?
*he fights back more tears* i- i don’t know..!
Take some more deep breaths, Max. *reaches into his pocket for his pack of tissues and offers one* Here…
*he tries taking deeper breaths, taking a tissue and holding it tightly* i-i’m sorry..
I know, Max. I know you are. Listen… your friend isn’t a good influence. You did bad stuff for them and you could have hurt people driving that car. And you had been doing so well staying away from alcohol. I understand though that, in that regard, it’s tough to get clean and people slip up sometimes. I’m not judging you, I promise.
*he sniffles, drying his eyes* h-he’s not.. a bad influence, w-we were just being stupid an-and i never hurt anyone when driving be-before! *he starts to cry* and-and you’re gonna say i can’t hang out with him bu-but i still love him..!
*ouch… damn…* Max, you did these things to make him happy. That’s what you said. Oh, c’mere, buddy… *he sits down fully on the ground and reaches for Max to pull him into his lap for a hug and comfort* Come here…You know it’s not right, what you two did.
*he flinches when Carlos reaches for him. hesitating before tightly hugging back, partically sobbing at this point*
*he rubs Max’s back and shoulder, trying to give him comfort as he cried himself out* It’s okay, buddy, I’m here. Let it out – I don’t mind. *well, he did mind, but not in the way that he actually meant when speaking to Max. He definitely minded that Max was worked up and worked himself up, because it made Carlos sad to see him unhappy*
*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*
So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?
Eh, I was just gonna see if it was weird with lake water or not, but that other stuff’s pretty cool too, I guess. *He turns the door handle* He actually left it unlocked this time.. *he kicks the door open but not too harshly*
Oh – do you think the lake water might do something interesting to it? I think that’s a great thing to ex – OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???
*there’s an upside down crucifix within view of the door and nailed to it is a chicken teddy bear. As in… a teddy made out of chicken that looked like it belonged in a freezer. Bits of dark fur stuck out of the seams and a dark liquid looked to be seeping out. Was that blood? It was really watered down though… some kind of slime?*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*without really thinking Carlos snaps his hands down to cover Max’s eyes and quickly backed them out, slamming the door shut*
What… what?? What the hell…??
*who just had some gross-ass effigy in their storehouse??*
dead max is planning to steal a car and rob a liquor store, how do you feel about that? knowing you adopted a mistake?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
P-.. my friend and i were just talking.. i didn’t think we’d ever actually do any of it… *his voice cracks a few times*
*kneels in front of him* Okay… so what happened to make you actually do it?
*he glanced at Carlos* i-i guess it was seeing him s-so happy.. i didn’t want to upset him more then i already ha-have…
He was happy to rob stores and ride in a car that you legally can’t drive? He was happy to pull you into getting in trouble?
Max… that doesn’t sound like a ‘friend’ sort of thing.
he was just… *he grows quiet and looks back tot he ground, Carlos had a point but Max loved Pure…* i-.. i don’t care..
But you do. You tried to hide it from me, so you care, don’t you?
*he fights back more tears* i- i don’t know..!
Take some more deep breaths, Max. *reaches into his pocket for his pack of tissues and offers one* Here…
*he tries taking deeper breaths, taking a tissue and holding it tightly* i-i’m sorry..
I know, Max. I know you are. Listen… your friend isn’t a good influence. You did bad stuff for them and you could have hurt people driving that car. And you had been doing so well staying away from alcohol. I understand though that, in that regard, it’s tough to get clean and people slip up sometimes. I’m not judging you, I promise.
*he sniffles, drying his eyes* h-he’s not.. a bad influence, w-we were just being stupid an-and i never hurt anyone when driving be-before! *he starts to cry* and-and you’re gonna say i can’t hang out with him bu-but i still love him..!
*ouch… damn…* Max, you did these things to make him happy. That’s what you said. Oh, c’mere, buddy… *he sits down fully on the ground and reaches for Max to pull him into his lap for a hug and comfort* Come here…You know it’s not right, what you two did.
The Perfect Scientist 
