You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
P-.. my friend and i were just talking.. i didn’t think we’d ever actually do any of it… *his voice cracks a few times*
*kneels in front of him* Okay… so what happened to make you actually do it?
I am 100% sure.
Uh… alright…. if you say so.
ImeanIwasoneofthosereasonstoobut-
Hey lets go find a bucket or something.
Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?
I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’
No, no, Max, you said something else…
Perhaps.
Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.
You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.
Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?
*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.
… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.
I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.
Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?
…….perhaps…….
Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny
He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”
What was I suppost to do?
Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…
*he shrugs* clearly no one knew that. Can we just go find a bucket now?
Yeah… okay. Let’s… let’s go do that.
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?
*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.
*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…
Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?
it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!
They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.
i can see over the hood of the car just fine! er, s-so why wouldn’t they? i mean, we don’t even know how old these kids were! and what’s ‘tacky’ about Jasons mask?
Jason’s mask is tacky because it’s unoriginal. Should’ve gone with Donald Trump or something – would be making a statement that way. And iit’s an absolute miracle – or just dumb luck – that you didn’t crash the car! *pretends to look away as he speaks, but he’s still watching Max out of the corner of his eye*
i like to think that the only reason i’m still here is dumb luck- and.. yeah maybe Jasons mask is a bit lame but what if their masks weren’t? like what if they had home made masks with cool designs? *he crosses his arms, smirking slightly*
Yeah? What sort of cool designs? If it’s not an Oni mask then what’s the point?
a what mask? and how would i know what they looked like? it’s not like i was there or anything…
Take a guess.
i dunno, maybe like.. a cool skull or whatever!
Oh yeah? What makes a skull mask cool? On a tiny little body it’ll just look like some Undertale fans are going crazy
skulls are cool and skeletons existed before undertale! and i did not look like some undertale fan going crazy *angrily crosses arms*
Blue hoodie, skeleton face… I’ll bet you totally looked like an Undertale fan.
Also, you’re grounded.
w-w-what? why?! *scared look*
For robbing a store. So why don’t you start telling me what happened, Max? And tell it truthfully, please.
… *he sighs and looks at the ground, his voice almost a whisper* i was… hanging out a with friend and we had planned to this before but we got stopped by an asshole but this time we got in a car i kinda… burrowed from someone and drove to town, the first store was to rob but the second there was an accident and P- my friend ended having to stab someone in the leg, we drove away again, we ended up ditching the first car and grabbing another one. we were going ot rob a third store but decided against it and just drove back to camp
and then we got drunk….… Jesus Christ, Max… why? Why just… all of this – why?
*he just stares at the ground quietly*
Max, I’m disappointed… but I want to help you. You know this was wrong… so I wanna help you not do this again. Why did you do it?
*he fights back tears and mumbles* i dunno know…
*his voice is soft* You do know, Max. You’re telling me you don’t know because you’re ashamed. Which is good – you know what you did was wrong.
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?
*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.
*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…
Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?
it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!
They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.
i can see over the hood of the car just fine! er, s-so why wouldn’t they? i mean, we don’t even know how old these kids were! and what’s ‘tacky’ about Jasons mask?
Jason’s mask is tacky because it’s unoriginal. Should’ve gone with Donald Trump or something – would be making a statement that way. And iit’s an absolute miracle – or just dumb luck – that you didn’t crash the car! *pretends to look away as he speaks, but he’s still watching Max out of the corner of his eye*
i like to think that the only reason i’m still here is dumb luck- and.. yeah maybe Jasons mask is a bit lame but what if their masks weren’t? like what if they had home made masks with cool designs? *he crosses his arms, smirking slightly*
Yeah? What sort of cool designs? If it’s not an Oni mask then what’s the point?
a what mask? and how would i know what they looked like? it’s not like i was there or anything…
Take a guess.
i dunno, maybe like.. a cool skull or whatever!
Oh yeah? What makes a skull mask cool? On a tiny little body it’ll just look like some Undertale fans are going crazy
skulls are cool and skeletons existed before undertale! and i did not look like some undertale fan going crazy *angrily crosses arms*
Blue hoodie, skeleton face… I’ll bet you totally looked like an Undertale fan.
Also, you’re grounded.
w-w-what? why?! *scared look*
For robbing a store. So why don’t you start telling me what happened, Max? And tell it truthfully, please.
… *he sighs and looks at the ground, his voice almost a whisper* i was… hanging out a with friend and we had planned to this before but we got stopped by an asshole but this time we got in a car i kinda… burrowed from someone and drove to town, the first store was to rob but the second there was an accident and P- my friend ended having to stab someone in the leg, we drove away again, we ended up ditching the first car and grabbing another one. we were going ot rob a third store but decided against it and just drove back to camp
and then we got drunk….… Jesus Christ, Max… why? Why just… all of this – why?
*he just stares at the ground quietly*
Max, I’m disappointed… but I want to help you. You know this was wrong… so I wanna help you not do this again. Why did you do it?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?
*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.
*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…
Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?
it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!
They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.
i can see over the hood of the car just fine! er, s-so why wouldn’t they? i mean, we don’t even know how old these kids were! and what’s ‘tacky’ about Jasons mask?
Jason’s mask is tacky because it’s unoriginal. Should’ve gone with Donald Trump or something – would be making a statement that way. And iit’s an absolute miracle – or just dumb luck – that you didn’t crash the car! *pretends to look away as he speaks, but he’s still watching Max out of the corner of his eye*
i like to think that the only reason i’m still here is dumb luck- and.. yeah maybe Jasons mask is a bit lame but what if their masks weren’t? like what if they had home made masks with cool designs? *he crosses his arms, smirking slightly*
Yeah? What sort of cool designs? If it’s not an Oni mask then what’s the point?
a what mask? and how would i know what they looked like? it’s not like i was there or anything…
Take a guess.
i dunno, maybe like.. a cool skull or whatever!
Oh yeah? What makes a skull mask cool? On a tiny little body it’ll just look like some Undertale fans are going crazy
skulls are cool and skeletons existed before undertale! and i did not look like some undertale fan going crazy *angrily crosses arms*
Blue hoodie, skeleton face… I’ll bet you totally looked like an Undertale fan.
Also, you’re grounded.
w-w-what? why?! *scared look*
For robbing a store. So why don’t you start telling me what happened, Max? And tell it truthfully, please.
… *he sighs and looks at the ground, his voice almost a whisper* i was… hanging out a with friend and we had planned to this before but we got stopped by an asshole but this time we got in a car i kinda… burrowed from someone and drove to town, the first store was to rob but the second there was an accident and P- my friend ended having to stab someone in the leg, we drove away again, we ended up ditching the first car and grabbing another one. we were going ot rob a third store but decided against it and just drove back to camp
and then we got drunk….
… Jesus Christ, Max… why? Why just… all of this – why?
I am 100% sure.
Uh… alright…. if you say so.
ImeanIwasoneofthosereasonstoobut-
Hey lets go find a bucket or something.
Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?
I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’
No, no, Max, you said something else…
Perhaps.
Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.
You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.
Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?
*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.
… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.
I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.
Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?
…….perhaps…….
Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny
He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”
What was I suppost to do?
Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?
*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.
*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…
Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?
it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!
They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.
i can see over the hood of the car just fine! er, s-so why wouldn’t they? i mean, we don’t even know how old these kids were! and what’s ‘tacky’ about Jasons mask?
Jason’s mask is tacky because it’s unoriginal. Should’ve gone with Donald Trump or something – would be making a statement that way. And iit’s an absolute miracle – or just dumb luck – that you didn’t crash the car! *pretends to look away as he speaks, but he’s still watching Max out of the corner of his eye*
i like to think that the only reason i’m still here is dumb luck- and.. yeah maybe Jasons mask is a bit lame but what if their masks weren’t? like what if they had home made masks with cool designs? *he crosses his arms, smirking slightly*
Yeah? What sort of cool designs? If it’s not an Oni mask then what’s the point?
a what mask? and how would i know what they looked like? it’s not like i was there or anything…
Take a guess.
i dunno, maybe like.. a cool skull or whatever!
Oh yeah? What makes a skull mask cool? On a tiny little body it’ll just look like some Undertale fans are going crazy
skulls are cool and skeletons existed before undertale! and i did not look like some undertale fan going crazy *angrily crosses arms*
Blue hoodie, skeleton face… I’ll bet you totally looked like an Undertale fan.
Also, you’re grounded.
w-w-what? why?! *scared look*
For robbing a store. So why don’t you start telling me what happened, Max? And tell it truthfully, please.
I am 100% sure.
Uh… alright…. if you say so.
ImeanIwasoneofthosereasonstoobut-
Hey lets go find a bucket or something.
Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?
I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’
No, no, Max, you said something else…
Perhaps.
Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.
You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.
Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?
*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.
… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.
I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.
Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?
…….perhaps…….
Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny
I am 100% sure.
Uh… alright…. if you say so.
ImeanIwasoneofthosereasonstoobut-
Hey lets go find a bucket or something.
Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?
I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’
No, no, Max, you said something else…
Perhaps.
Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.
You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.
Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?
*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.
… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.
I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.
Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?
You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.
@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*
*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?
*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.
*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…
Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?
it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!
They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.
i can see over the hood of the car just fine! er, s-so why wouldn’t they? i mean, we don’t even know how old these kids were! and what’s ‘tacky’ about Jasons mask?
Jason’s mask is tacky because it’s unoriginal. Should’ve gone with Donald Trump or something – would be making a statement that way. And iit’s an absolute miracle – or just dumb luck – that you didn’t crash the car! *pretends to look away as he speaks, but he’s still watching Max out of the corner of his eye*
i like to think that the only reason i’m still here is dumb luck- and.. yeah maybe Jasons mask is a bit lame but what if their masks weren’t? like what if they had home made masks with cool designs? *he crosses his arms, smirking slightly*
Yeah? What sort of cool designs? If it’s not an Oni mask then what’s the point?
a what mask? and how would i know what they looked like? it’s not like i was there or anything…
Take a guess.
i dunno, maybe like.. a cool skull or whatever!
Oh yeah? What makes a skull mask cool? On a tiny little body it’ll just look like some Undertale fans are going crazy
skulls are cool and skeletons existed before undertale! and i did not look like some undertale fan going crazy *angrily crosses arms*
Blue hoodie, skeleton face… I’ll bet you totally looked like an Undertale fan.
Also, you’re grounded.
The Perfect Scientist 