*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice
*looks up at him with a confused look* for what?
Still. For, um… being so… dumb earlier.
*he shrugs* it’s okay, really. i had a bad habit and bad habits have a way of taking a hold a person even when they try to stop and i know how easy to slip back into these habits.. you just trying to look for me so really, i should be saying ‘thank you’….
I still shouldn’t have been so mean about it though. Next time you see me, I’ll have those chocolates, I promise.
Where are the fuck laundry pods im gonna throw them in the lake
Don’t encourage bad behavior among the fish too, Max
You’re not my dad I’m gonna throw em in the lake
“You’re not my dad”
IT’S FOR SCIENCE DA- CARLOS! FUCK!
animal cruelty isn’t science, Max…
Where did you get that from putting a laundry pod in lake water? I could’ve put lake water in a bucket somewhere and call it the lake. I’m not that much of an asshole.
You just said ‘the lake’! You didn’t elaborate!
*Max shrugged*
Hey, unrelated question, do you know where any buckets are?
No. Wouldn’t your Quartermaster know?
Probably not, I wouldn’t ask him either.
Anyway d’you wanna help me with this science thing or not?
Wait… you want me to help you now?
Duh. why do you think I asked?
Neil’s probably doing other sciencey crap, David doesn’t want us playing with these, gwen’s probably readibg her gay vampire erotica, QM is a creep, everyone else would probably try to eat ‘em. You’re the only other one here who likes science, really.
Gay Vampire… oh my god, you know what erotica is?
Nevermind… yes, I’ll help you. Parental supervision and all that. I-I mean, adult supervision! Not… not parent. Sorry.
Eh, no big deal. You’re pretty much like a father figure or whatever.
Let’s go fill a bucket with lakewater and pondscum and throw some tide pods in it!
*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice
*he holds back a chuckle* most have really sucked..
*gives him a look* Yeah, laugh it up, fuzz-head. Allergies are hilarious. I would have laughed, but I had a hard time breathing. *he smirks slightly, so it’s obvious he’s only teasing*
fuzz-head..? *he shakes his head slightly* can’t lie though, imagining someone you look up to being all teary and sneeze-y is kinda funny
You would have at least handed me a bottle of Claritin while you were laughing, right? *he’s still smiling* And yeah – you got all that hair on your head.
*he smiles slightly* yeah i guess .. and my hair is uncontrollible curly, there’s nothing that can be done about it… *he chuckles*
*chuckles as well and reaches down to ruffle his hair* A man after my own hair. But there is something that can be done – mousse is nice. Not the pudding, the other mousse. Not the hooved kind either.
*as Carlos ruffles his hair, he finds half a comb ? weird- Max tilts his head confusedly* ‘mousse’? what’s that?
*frowns at the comb and starts to play with the broken teeth* Well, it’s a sort of soft substance for your hair. It’s not hard like gel or hairspray though – it’s kind of like shaving cream, but lighter? It doesn’t froth when you rub it in your hands. It just… it’s a lighter alternative.
huh- oh there’s the other half of that comb- but the mouse sounds weird..
I’ll bring some from my camp next time so you can try it out. Also, use a brush rather than a comb. Or you’ll just break them.
*he nods and smiles* alright da- Carlos
*blinks at Max, and then smiles a little sheepishly* Yeah… Um… Hey, buddy – I’m still sorry about earlier. I’ll make it up to you, okay? What’s your favorite candy?
i don’t eat alot of candy cause makes me super hyper… but i like chocolate *he chuckles*
Oh – well, that’s great. Good for you. Would you prefer dark chocolate? Not as much sugar in it.
*he blinks* there are different types of chocolate?
Oh, my goodness. The urge to get a mixed pack and just let you try them one by one is strong… Yes, there’s different chocolates.
*he smiles widely, bouncing slightly* can we get a mixed pack? pleeeease?
Hm… Yeah, I guess so. I just won’t let you eat it all at once. I don’t wanna get you sick.
*he chuckles and hugs him* thanks!
Heh… you’re welcome, buddy. *gives him a little awkward hug back* I’m sorry…
Where are the fuck laundry pods im gonna throw them in the lake
Don’t encourage bad behavior among the fish too, Max
You’re not my dad I’m gonna throw em in the lake
“You’re not my dad”
IT’S FOR SCIENCE DA- CARLOS! FUCK!
animal cruelty isn’t science, Max…
Where did you get that from putting a laundry pod in lake water? I could’ve put lake water in a bucket somewhere and call it the lake. I’m not that much of an asshole.
You just said ‘the lake’! You didn’t elaborate!
*Max shrugged*
Hey, unrelated question, do you know where any buckets are?
No. Wouldn’t your Quartermaster know?
Probably not, I wouldn’t ask him either.
Anyway d’you wanna help me with this science thing or not?
Wait… you want me to help you now?
Duh. why do you think I asked?
Neil’s probably doing other sciencey crap, David doesn’t want us playing with these, gwen’s probably readibg her gay vampire erotica, QM is a creep, everyone else would probably try to eat ‘em. You’re the only other one here who likes science, really.
Gay Vampire… oh my god, you know what erotica is?
Nevermind… yes, I’ll help you. Parental supervision and all that. I-I mean, adult supervision! Not… not parent. Sorry.
The Perfect Scientist 