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lilshitmax

Max
resisted the urge to drop every cuss word he knew and said instead,
“listen kid, words are just words. Except for like, slurs and stuff,
words don’t hurt anyone. If I wanna say the fuck word, I’m gonna say the
fuck word. Easy. No one died, no one got hurt.” He shrugged though,
knowing not everyone shared his stance on cussing.

“Follow me,” he redirected, and started walking towards the nearest stash.

Angela just frowned slightly at Max’ usage of the word. Not
even her dad used that word… unless things were very wrong.

But… Max wasn’t quite wrong, she guessed. It was just a
word. And he wasn’t calling anyone anything, so… nobody was getting hurt. But
her parents would get mad if she used it, so she wasn’t going to start.

Angela followed after Max, looking around as she was being
led. “How did you find it? You said you saw Gwen going to them, right?” she
asked Max.

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lilshitmax:

the-perfect-scientist:

lilshitmax:

the-perfect-scientist:

lilshitmax:

“Listen, I’m telling you without a doubt that there absolutely stashes of soda hidden around camp. I’ve seen Gwen sneaking it when she thinks no one’s looking. If we could just get our hands on that, we’d be golden.”

“Oh, that sounds amazing!” Angie said. “I haven’t had soda
in a while – since my Mom’s house. Do you know what kind it is?”

“Cola mostly,” Max replied, “the off brand shit that’s cheap and not a big deal if lost.” He hesitated a moment and raised an eyebrow. “How come you haven’t had soda in so long? Your new house not believe in it or something?”

“Oh, no,” Angie replied, smiling. “I just have to compete
with my siblings, and usually it’s the Sprite and stuff that’s left behind. And
Papi’s house has strict city rules so
sometimes I can’t drink what I want there.” She started thinking that she could ask her mom for some money to pay Gwen back later. She was sure the Camp Counselor would appreciate that.

“That fucking blows,” Max replied, and glanced around to see if anyone else was watching the who. “Well, I can show you where I know where one of the stashes is, but you can only grab like one a day or Gwen’s gonna notice. And don’t tell anyone else. Got it?”

“You shouldn’t say those words until we’re older,” Angela
said, but she nodded at him. “Okay – I can only have one a day at home anyway.”
And she definitely wasn’t going to tell anyone else – the other kids were
pretty greedy.

the-perfect-scientist:

Carlos and his genetic clone Angie in Camp Camp art style.

((This was surprisingly a challenge – it’s such a simplified style of art, but i had to throw out some of the rules I draw by (straight lines? thigh gaps? minimal detail? no clothing wrinkles?? AAAAAAAA). But they turned out really well I think – especially Angela! She’s so cute! I love her outfit, honestly. I feel so proud of it.

Will I color it? I dunno. But I hope you guys enjoy this.

Camp Camp not mine.
Art and character renditions mine.

Read my about page for the Camp Camp AU I wrote up.

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lilshitmax:

the-perfect-scientist:

lilshitmax:

“Listen, I’m telling you without a doubt that there absolutely stashes of soda hidden around camp. I’ve seen Gwen sneaking it when she thinks no one’s looking. If we could just get our hands on that, we’d be golden.”

“Oh, that sounds amazing!” Angie said. “I haven’t had soda
in a while – since my Mom’s house. Do you know what kind it is?”

“Cola mostly,” Max replied, “the off brand shit that’s cheap and not a big deal if lost.” He hesitated a moment and raised an eyebrow. “How come you haven’t had soda in so long? Your new house not believe in it or something?”

“Oh, no,” Angie replied, smiling. “I just have to compete
with my siblings, and usually it’s the Sprite and stuff that’s left behind. And
Papi’s house has strict city rules so
sometimes I can’t drink what I want there.” She started thinking that she could ask her mom for some money to pay Gwen back later. She was sure the Camp Counselor would appreciate that.

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lilshitmax:

“Listen, I’m telling you without a doubt that there absolutely stashes of soda hidden around camp. I’ve seen Gwen sneaking it when she thinks no one’s looking. If we could just get our hands on that, we’d be golden.”

“Oh, that sounds amazing!” Angie said. “I haven’t had soda
in a while – since my Mom’s house. Do you know what kind it is?”

nerris-hat-search-history:

the-perfect-scientist:

nerris-hat-search-history:

the-perfect-scientist:

nerris-hat-search-history:

Google is it possible to die from embarrassment?

It depends on the circumstances.

One: You have an embarrassing ailment and you don’t go to a doctor, so it kills you.

Two: You have a heart condition and the embarrassment causes you stress, which causes your heart to overwork itself before suddenly seizing.

Three: You decide you can’t live with the embarrassment. I won’t elaborate further

Thanks for that.

It was my pleasure. I’m a scientist, so it’s my job to answer scientific questions scientifically accurately. With an uncomfortable amount of science.

Gotta love science.

Absolutely!

nerris-hat-search-history:

the-perfect-scientist:

nerris-hat-search-history:

Google is it possible to die from embarrassment?

It depends on the circumstances.

One: You have an embarrassing ailment and you don’t go to a doctor, so it kills you.

Two: You have a heart condition and the embarrassment causes you stress, which causes your heart to overwork itself before suddenly seizing.

Three: You decide you can’t live with the embarrassment. I won’t elaborate further

Thanks for that.

It was my pleasure. I’m a scientist, so it’s my job to answer scientific questions scientifically accurately. With an uncomfortable amount of science.

birchbcy:

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     ‘ i simply can’t wait !! she’ll be delighted to see you. and we’ll have S’MORES ! ‘

     as if that was the qualifying factor.

“Ooh – now I’ll have
to come!” Carlos said with a grin. “I’ll bring some Starbursts too as an
offering – I’ve got to go into town anyway. Do kids still roast Starbursts?”