*throws the Dan Impostor at Carlos* YEET

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Whoa, wait –

Um… hi.

“God, I hate anons…”

“Also, who are you?”

“The concerned party on behalf of Max. You?”

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“Jesus Christ, does everyone & their brother know that little brat?”

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“As for who I am, I’m just a guy who thinks that Max’s new friend Dan needs to be stopped at all costs.”

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“So, what? Are you supposed to be Max’s dad or something?”

He paused for a moment. “I am his ‘dad’, yes. Can’t you see we look alike?”

“And not everybody’s brother knows him – My brother doesn’t know him.”

Carlos? I have a question for you.

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“Yeah, babe?”

Cecil looks to the lab phone, then back to Carlos. “Yes.”

“Huh. Okay. So you… you want to meet Max then? They might be doing a fire-side tonight… we can head over and say hi just before the sun sets.”

“I would love to meet Max. A friend of yours is a friend of mine Carlos. And he seemed lovely on the phone.”

“Heh… um, yeah… he’s a good kid. When he wants to be. Heh… yeah, I think you’ll like him.”

“I am ready to go whenever you are! I bet the camp will be interesting!”

“Yeah, it… it certainly is. It’s a different sort of interesting, but it’s still interesting. C’mon – let’s crash a fire-side. Heh!”

Cecil holds onto Carlos’s hand, a small smile on his face. “That sounds wonderful!”

“I got a pack of starbursts so we can hand them out to the kids. They’re great roasted over a fire.”

“It sounds.. neat! I’m excited!”

“Heh… me too, actually. Well you wanna put on your boots and we’ll head out?”

Carlos some guy named ‘Dan*’ is threatening to kidnap DedMax

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Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

Alright then… *He sighs, but forces a smile* Thanks for calling the police.. before anything bad happened..

Is… anything bad going to happen, Neil? I don’t know what this Dan* guy is capable of.

Well, I don’t know, to be honest. I only know that he’s hurt, and threatened, Max and that he’s trying to steal someones identity… I dont know if he’s strong or if he can fight… but I just hope nothing bad happens..

Well, okay. Um, well, there’s an adult involved now for you guys – me, I mean. I’ll do the best I can to protect you both.

Carlos? I have a question for you.

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“Yeah, babe?”

Cecil looks to the lab phone, then back to Carlos. “Yes.”

“Huh. Okay. So you… you want to meet Max then? They might be doing a fire-side tonight… we can head over and say hi just before the sun sets.”

“I would love to meet Max. A friend of yours is a friend of mine Carlos. And he seemed lovely on the phone.”

“Heh… um, yeah… he’s a good kid. When he wants to be. Heh… yeah, I think you’ll like him.”

“I am ready to go whenever you are! I bet the camp will be interesting!”

“Yeah, it… it certainly is. It’s a different sort of interesting, but it’s still interesting. C’mon – let’s crash a fire-side. Heh!”

Cecil holds onto Carlos’s hand, a small smile on his face. “That sounds wonderful!”

“I got a pack of starbursts so we can hand them out to the kids. They’re great roasted over a fire.”

Carlos? I have a question for you.

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“Yeah, babe?”

Cecil looks to the lab phone, then back to Carlos. “Yes.”

“Huh. Okay. So you… you want to meet Max then? They might be doing a fire-side tonight… we can head over and say hi just before the sun sets.”

“I would love to meet Max. A friend of yours is a friend of mine Carlos. And he seemed lovely on the phone.”

“Heh… um, yeah… he’s a good kid. When he wants to be. Heh… yeah, I think you’ll like him.”

“I am ready to go whenever you are! I bet the camp will be interesting!”

“Yeah, it… it certainly is. It’s a different sort of interesting, but it’s still interesting. C’mon – let’s crash a fire-side. Heh!”

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Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.

Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!

Wait, where are they? How can I help??

Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..

.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*

Yeah, that’s probably for the best…

*dials and waits for a pick-up.* Neil, you have more information to give – would you mind helping me talk to the department?

I can give you a description of what he looks like but… thats it, really…

Well, you know more about him than I do, don’t you? Like his past and stuff… it might help the police get here faster if they knew this guy had priors for something or other.

I-i guess I know a little bit about him…

*The line is picked up and Carlos introduces himself. He gives a quick prelude to the situation and then switches the phone to speaker for Neil to jump in.*

*Neil rather calmly explained everything he new in pretty great detail. What this Dan* looked like, what he had tried to do in the past, things he was planning on doing, everything.*

*Carlos smiled at Neil encouragingly as he talked.* Oh, Neil, where was the last time you saw him?

Uh, near the camp, actually! He’s probably here because Dan is here too…

Right – so, the address is at Camp Campbell. Um. I guess there’s another guy that looks like this Dan-asterisk, but he’s not the individual we’re referring to. I- *he pauses when the receptionist spoke to him* Yes, that Camp Campbell. *he looks at Neil with a frown.*

*Neil looks nervous, pacing around as he looked back up at Carlos*

We’ll see you soon, thank you. *the receptionist bids goodbye and hangs up. Carlos sighs* Okay then. Well, I guess we just wait.

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Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?

Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…

No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.

Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!

Wait, where are they? How can I help??

Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..

.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*

Yeah, that’s probably for the best…

*dials and waits for a pick-up.* Neil, you have more information to give – would you mind helping me talk to the department?

I can give you a description of what he looks like but… thats it, really…

Well, you know more about him than I do, don’t you? Like his past and stuff… it might help the police get here faster if they knew this guy had priors for something or other.

I-i guess I know a little bit about him…

*The line is picked up and Carlos introduces himself. He gives a quick prelude to the situation and then switches the phone to speaker for Neil to jump in.*

*Neil rather calmly explained everything he new in pretty great detail. What this Dan* looked like, what he had tried to do in the past, things he was planning on doing, everything.*

*Carlos smiled at Neil encouragingly as he talked.* Oh, Neil, where was the last time you saw him?

Uh, near the camp, actually! He’s probably here because Dan is here too…

Right – so, the address is at Camp Campbell. Um. I guess there’s another guy that looks like this Dan-asterisk, but he’s not the individual we’re referring to. I- *he pauses when the receptionist spoke to him* Yes, that Camp Campbell. *he looks at Neil with a frown.*

Carlos? I have a question for you.

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“Yeah, babe?”

Cecil looks to the lab phone, then back to Carlos. “Yes.”

“Huh. Okay. So you… you want to meet Max then? They might be doing a fire-side tonight… we can head over and say hi just before the sun sets.”

“I would love to meet Max. A friend of yours is a friend of mine Carlos. And he seemed lovely on the phone.”

“Heh… um, yeah… he’s a good kid. When he wants to be. Heh… yeah, I think you’ll like him.”