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I thought it was illegal to ship children through the mail. Where is he?
okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*
Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?
pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue
Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?
yeah, i should be back at camp soon enough so long as we don’t get pulled over..
That’s good to hear. Wait, why would you get pulled over?
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I thought it was illegal to ship children through the mail. Where is he?
okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*
Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?
pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue
Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?
…
I thought it was illegal to ship children through the mail. Where is he?
okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*
Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?
Uh… well, I’m… I guess It’s okay. Yeah… your hands are clean, right?
Absolutelythefricknot
Ah! It- it’s you! Uh, the answer is no! No offense, just… No!
This be treason.
This be me not wanting to get my hair dirty.
Sound advice!
The government sent that ask.
Not everything the government does needs to be called into question.
Uh… well, I’m… I guess It’s okay. Yeah… your hands are clean, right?
Absolutelythefricknot
Ah! It- it’s you! Uh, the answer is no! No offense, just… No!
“Anything is fine by me, but we should get you some proper meals Carlos.” Cecil responded.
Carlos just shrugged slightly. “Well, I usually just eat enough to function. But I know you’re not used to that… Like I said, it’s a habit I developed from college.”
“That doesn’t make it very healthy,” he said. Perhaps he had been spending too much time with his Niece or Old Woman Josie, in Carlos’s absence but he felt the need to make sure he was keeping a good diet.
Carlos chuckled. “No, probably not,” he admitted. “I guess you can start thinking about what else we could make. Wheat’s legal here, so our options are wider than usual.”
Cecil tried to come up with some food ideas that would be fairly simple to make. He adds chickpeas, some assorted vegetables, and a few.other things.
The drive to the store was longer than it would have been back home, but Carlos didn’t mind in the slightest. He was pretty happy to have Cecil with him.
Once at the store Carlos parked without incident – very different from Night Vale. It was kind of refreshing, if he were honest.
Cecil held Carlos’s hand as they walked into the store so they could get their snacks and a few meal things that would not be hard to repair and didn’t need to be refrigerated .
Carlos picked out the hot dogs and buns as well as a few condiments that he liked. Dill relish was one of his favorites.
“You know, the best part about hot dogs is that we can just stick them and then roast them over a fire. Not much cooking skill required other than ‘put the fire out’.”
“Sounds nice and easy to me,” Cecil said, picking up the rest of the items on his list. It wasn’t hard as truthfully there wasn’t that much on the list.
“Awesome,” Carlos said with a grin. “How are we doing? Do we have everything? Ooh, the party mix chocolate is on sale…”
“Anything is fine by me, but we should get you some proper meals Carlos.” Cecil responded.
Carlos just shrugged slightly. “Well, I usually just eat enough to function. But I know you’re not used to that… Like I said, it’s a habit I developed from college.”
“That doesn’t make it very healthy,” he said. Perhaps he had been spending too much time with his Niece or Old Woman Josie, in Carlos’s absence but he felt the need to make sure he was keeping a good diet.
Carlos chuckled. “No, probably not,” he admitted. “I guess you can start thinking about what else we could make. Wheat’s legal here, so our options are wider than usual.”
Cecil tried to come up with some food ideas that would be fairly simple to make. He adds chickpeas, some assorted vegetables, and a few.other things.
The drive to the store was longer than it would have been back home, but Carlos didn’t mind in the slightest. He was pretty happy to have Cecil with him.
Once at the store Carlos parked without incident – very different from Night Vale. It was kind of refreshing, if he were honest.
Cecil held Carlos’s hand as they walked into the store so they could get their snacks and a few meal things that would not be hard to repair and didn’t need to be refrigerated .
Carlos picked out the hot dogs and buns as well as a few condiments that he liked. Dill relish was one of his favorites.
“You know, the best part about hot dogs is that we can just stick them and then roast them over a fire. Not much cooking skill required other than ‘put the fire out’.”
“Anything is fine by me, but we should get you some proper meals Carlos.” Cecil responded.
Carlos just shrugged slightly. “Well, I usually just eat enough to function. But I know you’re not used to that… Like I said, it’s a habit I developed from college.”
“That doesn’t make it very healthy,” he said. Perhaps he had been spending too much time with his Niece or Old Woman Josie, in Carlos’s absence but he felt the need to make sure he was keeping a good diet.
Carlos chuckled. “No, probably not,” he admitted. “I guess you can start thinking about what else we could make. Wheat’s legal here, so our options are wider than usual.”
Cecil tried to come up with some food ideas that would be fairly simple to make. He adds chickpeas, some assorted vegetables, and a few.other things.
The drive to the store was longer than it would have been back home, but Carlos didn’t mind in the slightest. He was pretty happy to have Cecil with him.
Once at the store Carlos parked without incident – very different from Night Vale. It was kind of refreshing, if he were honest.
“Anything is fine by me, but we should get you some proper meals Carlos.” Cecil responded.
Carlos just shrugged slightly. “Well, I usually just eat enough to function. But I know you’re not used to that… Like I said, it’s a habit I developed from college.”
“That doesn’t make it very healthy,” he said. Perhaps he had been spending too much time with his Niece or Old Woman Josie, in Carlos’s absence but he felt the need to make sure he was keeping a good diet.
Carlos chuckled. “No, probably not,” he admitted. “I guess you can start thinking about what else we could make. Wheat’s legal here, so our options are wider than usual.”
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