Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!
Where do they even come from?
I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.
Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory
*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*
*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?
*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?
It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?
of course it’s a toy
….
I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.
yeah, because anons are assuming assholes that will running telling the minute they think someone is doing wrong even if they don’t know what the fuck is going on
Why… why didn’t you correct me? *his tone wasn’t accusing, just… kind of lost and disillusioned. Unhappy with himself.*
honestly? i don’t know.. maybe to see your reaction when you figured it out
*Was Max playing with him? Carlos didn’t know what he was feeling. Not good when you’re facing an impressionable ten-year-old. He offered the toy gun back without a word, still trying to figure out what to say.
*he smiles and takes the gun, checking the sight before pocketing the gun* what now?
I’m… going to go back to work. I’m… sorry, Max. *he really is. He is really unhappy with himself, though he didn’t know.*
Yes…..? Who are you?
Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?
Then what are you doing handling the dead?
I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.
Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory
*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*
*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?
*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?
It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?
of course it’s a toy
….
I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.
yeah, because anons are assuming assholes that will running telling the minute they think someone is doing wrong even if they don’t know what the fuck is going on
Why… why didn’t you correct me? *his tone wasn’t accusing, just… kind of lost and disillusioned. Unhappy with himself.*
honestly? i don’t know.. maybe to see your reaction when you figured it out
*Was Max playing with him? Carlos didn’t know what he was feeling. Not good when you’re facing an impressionable ten-year-old. He offered the toy gun back without a word, still trying to figure out what to say.
I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.
Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory
*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*
*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?
*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?
It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?
of course it’s a toy
….
I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.
yeah, because anons are assuming assholes that will running telling the minute they think someone is doing wrong even if they don’t know what the fuck is going on
Why… why didn’t you correct me? *his tone wasn’t accusing, just… kind of lost and disillusioned. Unhappy with himself.*
Yes…..? Who are you?
I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territoryAgain, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.
I said “since I got here”
What, you weren’t with him?
Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.
And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.
It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.
Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.
But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?
Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.
Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.
Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.
Out ba… out back where??
Behind the camp and in the woods? Its not exactly hidden?
Maybe it’s hidden on a different plane from where I’m camped, because I haven’t had the… opportunity to jump there and find it.
Thats possible. But yeah, we end up with a lot of dead bodiea
… gross. That’s so gross. What in the hell is happening?
What else were we supposed to do with them?
Not kill them in the first place, maybe? Just an idea…
I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.
Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory
*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*
*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?
*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?
It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?
of course it’s a toy
….
I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.
I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.
Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory
*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*
*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?
*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?
It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?
Yes…..? Who are you?
I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territoryAgain, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.
I said “since I got here”
What, you weren’t with him?
Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.
And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.
It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.
Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.
But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?
Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.
Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.
Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.
Out ba… out back where??
Behind the camp and in the woods? Its not exactly hidden?
Maybe it’s hidden on a different plane from where I’m camped, because I haven’t had the… opportunity to jump there and find it.
Thats possible. But yeah, we end up with a lot of dead bodiea
… gross. That’s so gross. What in the hell is happening?
I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.
Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory
*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*
*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?
The Perfect Scientist 