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Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

we were bored, i don’t know!

There are better ways to ward off boredom. When we find that gun, you’re not getting it back.

what?! that’s insane! *he crossed his arms*

Max, guns aren’t toys. They’re dangerous weapons that, frankly, children shouldn’t be playing with or even touching.

*he mumbles something, glancing around the firepit*

What was that, Max?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

we were bored, i don’t know!

There are better ways to ward off boredom. When we find that gun, you’re not getting it back.

what?! that’s insane! *he crossed his arms*

Max, guns aren’t toys. They’re dangerous weapons that, frankly, children shouldn’t be playing with or even touching.

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

i was by the edge of the forest, by the firepit

Okay. Let’s go check over there then. C’mon, Max.

*he nods and puts his hands in his pockets as he starts walking*

So… what happened? What was the fight about?

i don’t really remember what started it but it went on for a few hours..

who were you fighting?

*slight shrug* because we could

But who was it?

Shane and Jeremy, they’re Reids kids

And you thought it was appropriate to fight them with a gun?

it was two against one! plus they had guns too..!

Why on earth were you fighting them in the first place??

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

i was by the edge of the forest, by the firepit

Okay. Let’s go check over there then. C’mon, Max.

*he nods and puts his hands in his pockets as he starts walking*

So… what happened? What was the fight about?

i don’t really remember what started it but it went on for a few hours..

who were you fighting?

*slight shrug* because we could

But who was it?

Shane and Jeremy, they’re Reids kids

And you thought it was appropriate to fight them with a gun?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

i was by the edge of the forest, by the firepit

Okay. Let’s go check over there then. C’mon, Max.

*he nods and puts his hands in his pockets as he starts walking*

So… what happened? What was the fight about?

i don’t really remember what started it but it went on for a few hours..

who were you fighting?

*slight shrug* because we could

But who was it?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

i was by the edge of the forest, by the firepit

Okay. Let’s go check over there then. C’mon, Max.

*he nods and puts his hands in his pockets as he starts walking*

So… what happened? What was the fight about?

i don’t really remember what started it but it went on for a few hours..

who were you fighting?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

i was by the edge of the forest, by the firepit

Okay. Let’s go check over there then. C’mon, Max.

*he nods and puts his hands in his pockets as he starts walking*

So… what happened? What was the fight about?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

i was by the edge of the forest, by the firepit

Okay. Let’s go check over there then. C’mon, Max.

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.

Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.

Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.

Out ba… out back where??

Behind the camp and in the woods? Its not exactly hidden?

Maybe it’s hidden on a different plane from where I’m camped, because I haven’t had the… opportunity to jump there and find it.