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Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

no one took it, i just misplaced it during a fight and now i can’t remember where it is

Where were you? We can start there.

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.

Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.

Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.

Out ba… out back where??

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*annoyed groan* oh my fucking gods- the lake has the ammo

The lake? I thought you gave it to someone.

the only way i gave it to someone is by shooting them

How did it end up in the lake?

Or, actually, let’s focus on the gun. Who took it?

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.

Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Fuck if I know. I asked him just about the same question.

What did he say?

He said “he was never fired just took a hiatus.” Or something like that.

Wow… that’s… I don’t even know what that is.

*max shrugged again and leaned back* I dunno..

Well, we’ll keep our eyes open and just watch him. Though… I don’t think he should be near any of you at all.

You could take it up with David. *max crossed his arms and muttered* Doubt he’ll listen though.

You said David didn’t quite grasp what happened, didn’t you?

That’s an understatement.

Yeah, yeah. But he needs to know what’s going on… so I’ll see about talking to him.

*Max shrugged* alright.

*Carlos finally took off another break of his bar and ate it noisily* We’re almosh to the campf.

Oh, cool.

*they drove on, Carlos chewing more loudly than preferred, and soon they were coming up the dirt road back to camp.*

*max was a little irritated with Carlos’ loud cheekng but he decided just to keep quiet*

*Carlos finally stopped the car as he munched on the last break of his Kit-Kat. He shut it off and got out, grabbing the other candy and the bottle of soda.*

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

zeemoog-rp-blog:

the-perfect-scientist:

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

zeemoog-rp-blog:

the-perfect-scientist:

zeemoog-rp-blog:

the-perfect-scientist:

zeemoog-rp-blog

the-perfect-scientist:

Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

zeemoog-rp-blog:

the-perfect-scientist:

zeemoog-rp-blog

the-perfect-scientist:

Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?