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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Fuck if I know. I asked him just about the same question.

What did he say?

He said “he was never fired just took a hiatus.” Or something like that.

Wow… that’s… I don’t even know what that is.

*max shrugged again and leaned back* I dunno..

Well, we’ll keep our eyes open and just watch him. Though… I don’t think he should be near any of you at all.

You could take it up with David. *max crossed his arms and muttered* Doubt he’ll listen though.

You said David didn’t quite grasp what happened, didn’t you?

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Fuck if I know. I asked him just about the same question.

What did he say?

He said “he was never fired just took a hiatus.” Or something like that.

Wow… that’s… I don’t even know what that is.

*max shrugged again and leaned back* I dunno..

Well, we’ll keep our eyes open and just watch him. Though… I don’t think he should be near any of you at all.

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I’m Zeemoog, the God that hangs out around here.

Uh- Oh! Um… um, hey… god-thing.

I noticed you hanging around with Max, who David likes, who Daniel likes. And Daniel is one of my favorite humans. So I wanted to make sure you aren’t a danger to Max.

What? No, of course not. Why would you be concerned about that?

Because you are an unknown. Plus you’re hanging around a… 10? I think he’s 10… Year old

I have a daughter who’s ten. She’s at the camp too.

Oh! Really? Cool! There has been a recent influx of campers and counselors lately

Yeah… Um, what do you hang around the camp for?

The Camp is on a Ley Line, so I expend less energy existing here than anywhere else, plus several of my followers live here.

Ah… why did they build a children’s camp on a… Ley Line, you called it?

*shrugs* Because the land was cheap? This place tends to attract monsters and the like, and magic is everywhere.

Yeah… I’ve gathered a lot of that while I was here studying the volcano.

There’s a Volcano? That’s new.

Uh, yeah – Sleepy Peak Peak. It’s dormant, but… there’s activity that’s keeping me busy.

Really? Weird. So where did you come from?

I live in Night Vale. I have a lab there.

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I’m Zeemoog, the God that hangs out around here.

Uh- Oh! Um… um, hey… god-thing.

I noticed you hanging around with Max, who David likes, who Daniel likes. And Daniel is one of my favorite humans. So I wanted to make sure you aren’t a danger to Max.

What? No, of course not. Why would you be concerned about that?

Because you are an unknown. Plus you’re hanging around a… 10? I think he’s 10… Year old

I have a daughter who’s ten. She’s at the camp too.

Oh! Really? Cool! There has been a recent influx of campers and counselors lately

Yeah… Um, what do you hang around the camp for?

The Camp is on a Ley Line, so I expend less energy existing here than anywhere else, plus several of my followers live here.

Ah… why did they build a children’s camp on a… Ley Line, you called it?

*shrugs* Because the land was cheap? This place tends to attract monsters and the like, and magic is everywhere.

Yeah… I’ve gathered a lot of that while I was here studying the volcano.

There’s a Volcano? That’s new.

Uh, yeah – Sleepy Peak Peak. It’s dormant, but… there’s activity that’s keeping me busy.

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Fuck if I know. I asked him just about the same question.

What did he say?

He said “he was never fired just took a hiatus.” Or something like that.

Wow… that’s… I don’t even know what that is.

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

*max took a bite from his kit-kat* Daniel’s back at camp.

*the way that Max said that implied that there was weight to that statement.* Who’s Daniel?

Y’know, the cultist? I’m sure someone’s told you about him.

Oh, the cultist. Well, I didn’t remember his name. But Angie did write down about some kind of cult activity…

Yeah. He’s back and I dunno what he’s planning.

Probably nothing good… *Carlos starts to think about what he can do to protect the kids*

*Max shrugged* Probably. But I’ve been annoying the shit outta him so.

Uh… is that a wise decision?

*he shrugged again* dunno, but it’s pretty fun. ‘Got stuck on a branch for like a minute, though.

Huh. Well… be careful around him. Okay?

Yeah, I got it. I don’t trust ‘im.

Uh huh. I’m going to try to be around the camp more to see what I can do.

Cool. I dunno if he’s tried any sacrifices yet or whatever but I won’t hesitate to break knees. I got a stick for that.

Yeah, you… break his knees. Je… uh, what happened last time by the way?

Well; Gwen thought it would be a good idea to hire a new counselour or some shit, then Daniel showed up acting like a carbon copy of David, first red flag really, and David thought that Daniel was cool and straight up hired him and Gwen left so we still had two counselours so it was just fuckin pointless. Then Daniel starts talking about “negitive emotions are from space” and “Zemüg” and everyone’s listening to him and I’m the first one to realize he’s a damn cultist so I tell Neil and Nikki and we try to tell David and David wouldn’t believe us, big shocker, huh? So I didn’t even trust him from the start. Then he gets the other kids in on his shit and they “purifiy to reach ascention” which was, in fact, drinking rat poision kool-aid. And David still wouldn’t listen! *Max realized he was ranting* bottom line, Daniel ended up drinking the kool-aid and was taken away. And now he’s back.

Holy – Jesus Christ! Max, that’s horrible! How in the hell did he come back??

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I’m Zeemoog, the God that hangs out around here.

Uh- Oh! Um… um, hey… god-thing.

I noticed you hanging around with Max, who David likes, who Daniel likes. And Daniel is one of my favorite humans. So I wanted to make sure you aren’t a danger to Max.

What? No, of course not. Why would you be concerned about that?

Because you are an unknown. Plus you’re hanging around a… 10? I think he’s 10… Year old

I have a daughter who’s ten. She’s at the camp too.

Oh! Really? Cool! There has been a recent influx of campers and counselors lately

Yeah… Um, what do you hang around the camp for?

The Camp is on a Ley Line, so I expend less energy existing here than anywhere else, plus several of my followers live here.

Ah… why did they build a children’s camp on a… Ley Line, you called it?

*shrugs* Because the land was cheap? This place tends to attract monsters and the like, and magic is everywhere.

Yeah… I’ve gathered a lot of that while I was here studying the volcano.

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

*max took a bite from his kit-kat* Daniel’s back at camp.

*the way that Max said that implied that there was weight to that statement.* Who’s Daniel?

Y’know, the cultist? I’m sure someone’s told you about him.

Oh, the cultist. Well, I didn’t remember his name. But Angie did write down about some kind of cult activity…

Yeah. He’s back and I dunno what he’s planning.

Probably nothing good… *Carlos starts to think about what he can do to protect the kids*

*Max shrugged* Probably. But I’ve been annoying the shit outta him so.

Uh… is that a wise decision?

*he shrugged again* dunno, but it’s pretty fun. ‘Got stuck on a branch for like a minute, though.

Huh. Well… be careful around him. Okay?

Yeah, I got it. I don’t trust ‘im.

Uh huh. I’m going to try to be around the camp more to see what I can do.

Cool. I dunno if he’s tried any sacrifices yet or whatever but I won’t hesitate to break knees. I got a stick for that.

Yeah, you… break his knees. Je… uh, what happened last time by the way?