That’s because you are dying. *dials 911*
it’s cold and it burns and oh god why did i do that-
I warned you!! Is there an anon in the house??
I know, I’m an idiot.. a fool… a dying fool..
God – I’ve only done one throat-transplant surgery and that was years ago on myself! Ugh! What am I going to do?
*he smiles softly, glancing away* ..thanks
*He hugs Max again and rubbed his hair affectionately.*
*he chuckles, shooing Carlos’ hand away*
*Carlos just grinned.* Wanna get some juice, buddy? Or a soda?
*he smiles, fixing his hair* yeah, okay
Let’s go get some, then. Maybe we can also see if we can snag some pudding cups – Angela says they’re yummy.
they are yummy! i used to eat them all the time back when i could still taste stuff..
What do you mean ‘could taste’… can you not now?
nope, my tongue doesn’t work anymore, it sucks
Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. Um… can you still feel textures? Are there textures you like?
That’s because you are dying. *dials 911*
it’s cold and it burns and oh god why did i do that-
I warned you!! Is there an anon in the house??
*he smiles softly, glancing away* ..thanks
*He hugs Max again and rubbed his hair affectionately.*
*he chuckles, shooing Carlos’ hand away*
*Carlos just grinned.* Wanna get some juice, buddy? Or a soda?
*he smiles, fixing his hair* yeah, okay
Let’s go get some, then. Maybe we can also see if we can snag some pudding cups – Angela says they’re yummy.
they are yummy! i used to eat them all the time back when i could still taste stuff..
What do you mean ‘could taste’… can you not now?
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Irrelevant.
I think it’s very relevant if you want to live
I’m still kickin ain’t I?
*Looks him up and down* Arguably.
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Irrelevant.
I think it’s very relevant if you want to live
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
*he smiles softly, glancing away* ..thanks
*He hugs Max again and rubbed his hair affectionately.*
*he chuckles, shooing Carlos’ hand away*
*Carlos just grinned.* Wanna get some juice, buddy? Or a soda?
*he smiles, fixing his hair* yeah, okay
Let’s go get some, then. Maybe we can also see if we can snag some pudding cups – Angela says they’re yummy.
*he smiles softly, glancing away* ..thanks
*He hugs Max again and rubbed his hair affectionately.*
*he chuckles, shooing Carlos’ hand away*
*Carlos just grinned.* Wanna get some juice, buddy? Or a soda?
The Perfect Scientist 