chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*

A: Papa, he likes this one!

C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.

A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*

*he yawns, tiredly looking at the rest toys and watching as Angie put the teething ring in the cart*

*Angie walks to the front of the cart and peers at Max* Hey, Maxy. You getting sleepy?

*grumpy lil tired baby noises*

C: I think he’s about done here. So am I – let’s go get these things paid for and get him into a real diaper. *he moves to start pushing the cart to the register*

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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the-perfect-scientist:

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*

A: Papa, he likes this one!

C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.

A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*

*he yawns, tiredly looking at the rest toys and watching as Angie put the teething ring in the cart*

*Angie walks to the front of the cart and peers at Max* Hey, Maxy. You getting sleepy?

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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the-perfect-scientist:

Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*

A: Papa, he likes this one!

C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.

A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*tiny grabby hands* an-gee! an-gee!

*Carlos hands him off to Angie and starts to clean up. He wipes his hands clean with some upholstery wipes he had and ties up the trash bag before getting back into the driver’s seat.* Okay, let’s go!

*he giggles and looks out the window again, watching the world pass by*

*they all soon arrive at the store and Carlos found a parking spot on the street. He got out and opened the door for Angie.*

C: Okay – c’mere, Max! *he reaches for the baby*

pap! pap papa! *he laughs and reachs for Carlos*

*Carlos picks him up and Angie hops out, closing the door behind her. Together they head to the store.* So… diapers, teething ring, maybe a bit of food…

*he yawned and looked around the store, waving at the few people he saw*

A: And a toy!

C: Uh… why?

A: Babies need toys! And big Max had a teddy bear. But get him one that isn’t falling apart and isn’t covered in dirt.

C: Uh… yeah, okay then. Maybe he’d like a blue one?

*baby babbling as he reaches for random colorful things in the shelves*

C: Well, we’ll see what’s in the baby section for toys.

*they head there and Carlos starts to do the Adult™

thing and compare prices and stuff. Angela keeps bringing toys to Max – two at a time to see what he likes better*

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*tiny grabby hands* an-gee! an-gee!

*Carlos hands him off to Angie and starts to clean up. He wipes his hands clean with some upholstery wipes he had and ties up the trash bag before getting back into the driver’s seat.* Okay, let’s go!

*he giggles and looks out the window again, watching the world pass by*

*they all soon arrive at the store and Carlos found a parking spot on the street. He got out and opened the door for Angie.*

C: Okay – c’mere, Max! *he reaches for the baby*

pap! pap papa! *he laughs and reachs for Carlos*

*Carlos picks him up and Angie hops out, closing the door behind her. Together they head to the store.* So… diapers, teething ring, maybe a bit of food…

*he yawned and looked around the store, waving at the few people he saw*

A: And a toy!

C: Uh… why?

A: Babies need toys! And big Max had a teddy bear. But get him one that isn’t falling apart and isn’t covered in dirt.

C: Uh… yeah, okay then. Maybe he’d like a blue one?

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*tiny grabby hands* an-gee! an-gee!

*Carlos hands him off to Angie and starts to clean up. He wipes his hands clean with some upholstery wipes he had and ties up the trash bag before getting back into the driver’s seat.* Okay, let’s go!

*he giggles and looks out the window again, watching the world pass by*

*they all soon arrive at the store and Carlos found a parking spot on the street. He got out and opened the door for Angie.*

C: Okay – c’mere, Max! *he reaches for the baby*

pap! pap papa! *he laughs and reachs for Carlos*

*Carlos picks him up and Angie hops out, closing the door behind her. Together they head to the store.* So… diapers, teething ring, maybe a bit of food…

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*tiny grabby hands* an-gee! an-gee!

*Carlos hands him off to Angie and starts to clean up. He wipes his hands clean with some upholstery wipes he had and ties up the trash bag before getting back into the driver’s seat.* Okay, let’s go!

*he giggles and looks out the window again, watching the world pass by*

*they all soon arrive at the store and Carlos found a parking spot on the street. He got out and opened the door for Angie.*

C: Okay – c’mere, Max! *he reaches for the baby*

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*tiny grabby hands* an-gee! an-gee!

*Carlos hands him off to Angie and starts to clean up. He wipes his hands clean with some upholstery wipes he had and ties up the trash bag before getting back into the driver’s seat.* Okay, let’s go!

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he sees something in the corner of his eye as he turns, but it vanishes*

*Carlos blinks and looks around, wondering if there was a deer or something that he’d seen*

A: How are you gonna get him a diaper, Papa? We’re not at the store yet.

C: Oh! Well, I’m going to do a makeshift one with some paper towels and one of these garbage bags. Ooh, get me my packet of tissues too, will you? I don’t want the towels to cause a rash. I just need something to hold until we get to the store and into the bathroom so he can wear a real diaper.

*Max begins giggling and clapping again, kicking his little legs before trying to roll over to crawl off somewhere*

C: Hey! Where you going, you stinker? You’re not done! *grabs the kid’s foot and pulls him back before tickling it to keep him happy.* Just hang on for a second, buddy – you’re almost clean! *he takes a bottle of water and wets one of the paper towels to finish off with. The water’s cold*

*he laughs loudly when Carlos starts to tickle him, but decides he does not like the cold water and starts getting fussy again, angrily kicking his tiny legs*

Oh! Oh, hey! Hey, hey, it’s okay Max! It’s okay, I’m just making sure you’re clean! You’re almost done, buddy – I promise!

*he continues fussing and kicking*

Max hold on just a second! *tries to wipe whenever he gets the chance* There! Done! *throws the towel in the open trash bag and starts to pat the baby’s belly – trying to distract him*

*he calms down abit, but looks upset, he.. tiny baby burp, okay, now he looks relaxed…*

*sighs and smiles at the baby* There you go… all done! Now let’s get something put together until we get to the store, okay? *he takes a fresh trash bag and starts to fashion it into some makeshift knickers. He then takes paper towels and starts to fold them up into pads to line the knickers with.* Angie? Gimme the tissues.

A: Here, daddy! *gives him his packet of tissues*

*Carlos takes them and covers the paper towels with them.* Okay, Max! Time to put this on!

*he giggles, reaching up at Carlos before rolling over and crawling away again*

A: *giggles* There he goes, Papa!

C: Ack! Max, c’mon! Gimme a break! *he leans forward and grabs the boy around his middle, picking him up and pulling him back within reach.* Almost done, I promise! *he starts to put the MacGyver-style diaper on as quickly as he can* Angie! Clips!

A: Here, Papa! *she starts handing them to him one by one as he clips the diaper so it doesn’t just fall away

*he laughs, grabbing Carlos’ hands when in reach and playing with the clips when their not* :D!

C: Hold on, Max, almost done. *thank goodness Max didn’t have the hand-strength to open the clips up himself* And there – done!

A: Yay!

*he coos softly, playing with one of the clips*

C: Okay, Angie, come back here and get in your seat so you can hold him. I’ll clean up and wipe my hands off and we can get underway.

A: Okay! *she crawls back to the back seat and buckles in. She then holds her arms out to Max.* C’mere, Maxy! Come get a hug!

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he sees something in the corner of his eye as he turns, but it vanishes*

*Carlos blinks and looks around, wondering if there was a deer or something that he’d seen*

A: How are you gonna get him a diaper, Papa? We’re not at the store yet.

C: Oh! Well, I’m going to do a makeshift one with some paper towels and one of these garbage bags. Ooh, get me my packet of tissues too, will you? I don’t want the towels to cause a rash. I just need something to hold until we get to the store and into the bathroom so he can wear a real diaper.

*Max begins giggling and clapping again, kicking his little legs before trying to roll over to crawl off somewhere*

C: Hey! Where you going, you stinker? You’re not done! *grabs the kid’s foot and pulls him back before tickling it to keep him happy.* Just hang on for a second, buddy – you’re almost clean! *he takes a bottle of water and wets one of the paper towels to finish off with. The water’s cold*

*he laughs loudly when Carlos starts to tickle him, but decides he does not like the cold water and starts getting fussy again, angrily kicking his tiny legs*

Oh! Oh, hey! Hey, hey, it’s okay Max! It’s okay, I’m just making sure you’re clean! You’re almost done, buddy – I promise!

*he continues fussing and kicking*

Max hold on just a second! *tries to wipe whenever he gets the chance* There! Done! *throws the towel in the open trash bag and starts to pat the baby’s belly – trying to distract him*

*he calms down abit, but looks upset, he.. tiny baby burp, okay, now he looks relaxed…*

*sighs and smiles at the baby* There you go… all done! Now let’s get something put together until we get to the store, okay? *he takes a fresh trash bag and starts to fashion it into some makeshift knickers. He then takes paper towels and starts to fold them up into pads to line the knickers with.* Angie? Gimme the tissues.

A: Here, daddy! *gives him his packet of tissues*

*Carlos takes them and covers the paper towels with them.* Okay, Max! Time to put this on!

*he giggles, reaching up at Carlos before rolling over and crawling away again*

A: *giggles* There he goes, Papa!

C: Ack! Max, c’mon! Gimme a break! *he leans forward and grabs the boy around his middle, picking him up and pulling him back within reach.* Almost done, I promise! *he starts to put the MacGyver-style diaper on as quickly as he can* Angie! Clips!

A: Here, Papa! *she starts handing them to him one by one as he clips the diaper so it doesn’t just fall away

*he laughs, grabbing Carlos’ hands when in reach and playing with the clips when their not* :D!

C: Hold on, Max, almost done. *thank goodness Max didn’t have the hand-strength to open the clips up himself* And there – done!

A: Yay!