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Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats
this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…
you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry
heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat
sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.
Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.
Cat claims fake mews.
We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.
The Perfect Scientist 