carlos likes – Page 23 – The Perfect Scientist

toast-the-unknowing:

aubs-of-steel:

hewasnumberwan:

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

babyanimalgifs:

Animal snaps

justbadpuns:

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies..

srslyarts:

based on my fav post by @unofficialbrightsessionsquotes ( x ) :3c

lonelyangelstardis:

polyglotplatypus:

don’t worry, it was only attempted

imperilysm:

mondrag-on:

mamapluto:

copperbadge:

arishok-s:

celticpyro:

bransrath:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other?

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock