cupcakeshakesnake:

misaimed-archer:

swimmingferret:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

the-porter-rockwell:

belligerenceforhire:

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

@rachielena

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”

That last statement is so true

sea-nerd-adventures:

“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”

One of our awesome volunteers brought in this submarine as enrichment for the octos, and this little sea monster has had a fantastic time sinking the ship, causing chaos, and finding food while doing so! I love the simplicity of this little vessel as a form of enrichment, and the potential it holds for more complicated activities.

seasonal-wifi:

rainymeadows:

gendersnaps:

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

Oooh, I saw this in a Vsauce video! This is called Lahaina Noon and it literally only happens in Hawaii, a couple of times a year around late spring and early summer, generally in May and June.

The even has led to this sculpture, called Sky Gate, by Isamu Noguchi

which, during Lahaina Noon, casts a shadow

that is perfectly circular.

@callingallspacecadets because you’re a huge science nerd

calamity-cain:

tater–th0ts:

masterofbirds:

sandandglass:

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction – in a different universe

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things.

He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

god bless you sir