carlos likes – Page 43 – The Perfect Scientist

alreadyclaimednamefk:

buzzfeed:

Scientists have discovered a species of mutant all-female crayfish that reproduce asexually in massive numbers.

Y’all: -make this a gender issue-

Southerners: Never fucking ending crayfish boil

thefunnykafka:

Stephen Hawking, January 8, 1942 – March 14, 2018

Born 300 years to the day after Galileo died

Died on Albert Einstein’s birthday

March 14: Annual Pi day (π)

“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny” – S.H.

sturwurstrash:

verymaedhros:

allisonpregler:

maisonderriere:

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

I’m just gonna add this:

http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/171847362950/audio_player_iframe/the-perfect-scientist/tumblr_lq2ath4rmc1qfs15l?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthe-perfect-scientist%2F171847362950%2Ftumblr_lq2ath4rmc1qfs15l

effectivedetectivc:

apopulisticmusings-blog:

“Hotel California”- Gypsy Kings

@thelasttejada

verymaedhros:

allisonpregler:

maisonderriere:

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

srsfunny:

One Tea Bag

enrique262:

How professionals sink nails.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sanattafrank:

pokeslytherinandy:

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable

cute-n-lazy-femme:

shennanigoats:

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

You could make a whole polyarmory