you know what i think you need
a shark wearing a maids outfit
you’re welcome
i just said “wow it’s a sharkmeido” and i got yelled at.
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me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.
people unfollowed me because of this post
good
The Rogue: “He’s wearing a trilby hat? Your familiar’s a gangster.”
The Wizard (me): “Can I name him… Owl Capone?”
The DM: “Damn it, okay.”
gf: i just shaved feel my legs
me:
happy new bears!!
wait no don’t reblog this i meant years
she’s out there making owl noises
who
The Perfect Scientist 