
Irresistible
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds..
Cool puns to impress
crushfriend.
If you’re cold go stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees there.
ghosts don’t have gender
they’re nonbooinary

You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

Feeling sluggish? Perfect, because Sea Slug Day starts tomorrow. Join us in celebrating these small but magnificent molluscs! 🐌🎉
deja uwu
These are great!
It amuses me when people think science is always super formal and “serious”. Field work is at least 50% shenanigans.
Love!