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If anyone can tell me a good dad joke, maybe I’ll take back what I said about disliking them. Maybe.

I thought the one about walking uphill was pretty good.

…that was a dad joke? Huh, I guess it just flew over my head..

Yeah… right over your head. Just like that gullible. Did you see it?

N-no..?

You know what, I think I’m too stupid for dad jokes. I just don’t get any of them.

No, no, you’re not too stupid. It just takes some people a little time. And I’m just messing with you – that’s what some jokes do.

bunjywunjy:

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pianoaround:

Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

she looks like shes having fun lol this is bringing me joy

so you’re telling me that rock is actually the oldest genre

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

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oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

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lady-noivern:

Blu is a smol, sleepy pup.

This is a great video showing some of my favorite things about legless lizards: their tongues look like a cross of a snake and gecko tongue, they have cute blinky eyes, their jaws are much more solid than snakes and they can chew, and many have tougher scales than snakes which is why they have that seam on the sides, it gives them flexibility to eat and breath.

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good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:

he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)

Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants

his royal swineness……………..