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“Anything is fine by me, but we should get you some proper meals Carlos.” Cecil responded.

Carlos just shrugged slightly. “Well, I usually just eat enough to function. But I know you’re not used to that… Like I said, it’s a habit I developed from college.”

“That doesn’t make it very healthy,” he said. Perhaps he had been spending too much time with his Niece or Old Woman Josie, in Carlos’s absence but he felt the need to make sure he was keeping a good diet.

Carlos chuckled. “No, probably not,” he admitted. “I guess you can start thinking about what else we could make. Wheat’s legal here, so our options are wider than usual.”

Cecil tried to come up with some food ideas that would be fairly simple to make. He adds chickpeas, some assorted vegetables, and a few.other things.

The drive to the store was longer than it would have been back home, but Carlos didn’t mind in the slightest. He was pretty happy to have Cecil with him.

Once at the store Carlos parked without incident – very different from Night Vale. It was kind of refreshing, if he were honest.

Cecil held Carlos’s hand as they walked into the store so they could get their snacks and a few meal things that would not be hard to repair and didn’t need to be refrigerated .

Carlos picked out the hot dogs and buns as well as a few condiments that he liked. Dill relish was one of his favorites.

“You know, the best part about hot dogs is that we can just stick them and then roast them over a fire. Not much cooking skill required other than ‘put the fire out’.”

“Sounds nice and easy to me,” Cecil said, picking up the rest of the items on his list. It wasn’t hard as truthfully there wasn’t that much on the list.

“Awesome,” Carlos said with a grin. “How are we doing? Do we have everything? Ooh, the party mix chocolate is on sale…”

dedmax is looking to fight people!

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Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.

Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?

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*Max shruged* Kinda over there. *He points over to a clearing where a small fire can be seen*

*looks* Okay. Sorry, I asked when. Sorry – I must’ve mumbled or something. Should we head over
now?

Oh. Well I mean it’s sorta already started so,,

Has it? *he squints in the darkness and can see figures* Oh!
Alright – let’s go! Hey, I brought Starbursts, if kids still like melting
those. *he pulls a bag out of his labcoat with a grin*

We mostly just do s’mores, but, I guess since we’re burning this shit *he holds up the dress and crown bunched up in one hand* we probably won’t do anything but get yelled at, or “politely Scolded.”

*looks at Max* I was planning on sharing with everyone –
they’re a treat to go with smores. Do… you kids not do that?

We’ve never done it before but what’s stopping us now? We’re burning dress-up shit for fucks sake.

These are yummy. I’m sure your counselors would love it.
Then after everyone leaves, you and I can do our thing with the fire.

Sounds good, I guess.

*grins at him and gestures for him to follow* Let’s go then, kiddo! *tottles over to the campfire*

*Max hides the stuff behind his back for heading over*

*Carlos had loads of fun at the campfire. He introduced
himself and his daughter Angela was super happy to see him. She was also introduced
as the newest camper. Eventually, Gwen decided the night was done and started
leading some of the kids back to their tents.*

*it took a few minutes before Max finally convinced David to take the other campers and go but he managed to do it before tossing the stuff infront of the fire* this is gonna be so fuckin’ cool.

*grins at Max* Yeah, it will be. Hey, did you like the
Starbursts? Do you think I should bring them again?

Yeah, they were pretty cool.

So what now do we just throw the stuff in or?

Mask first. *he pulls his handkerchief up over his nose* I
don’t want you damaging your trachea and bronchi from whatever fumes these may
give off. Plastic can be unpredictable when burning. *he grabs a stick one of
the kids was using and offers it to max* Use this to hold the dress and put it
in. I’d suggest slowly – just because it’s cool to watch catch fire when it’s
barely touching the flame. *his eyes squint as he smiles at Max*

*Max takes the handkerchief he was given before out of his pocket and holds it up to his face before taking the sick from carlos and tossing the crown in* r e v o l u t i o n.

*Laughs loudly. He’s happy the kid is having fun* Atta-boy!