“Woah, when did you get that?”

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“Ummm, like two days ago? Is it that bad?”

“Well, it certainly doesn’t look good,” Carlos said to her. “What happened? THat’s an awfully big bruise.”

“I kinda walked by Station Management’s office? And they threw a chair? And thus-” she gestured to her upper arm/shoulder where the bruise stretched out across.

“Holy – really?” Carlos asked. “Why on Earth did they throw a chair??”

“That is a fantastic question, hermamo.” Maria snorted. “Should I go ask them?”

“No – No, of course not! Just… are you okay? Does it hurt?” Carlos asked.

Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen

pinkprincemaven:

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no doNT DO THAT!!!!

Don’t tell me what to do

You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!

No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!

I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.

Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!

I can assure you that it is NOT.

How do you know?

I’m a scientist.

Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.

Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?

What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.

So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…

Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.

But it’s not dangerous.

Exactly the point. You shouldn’t be eating dangerous things.

But Max ate 50 crayons once. And why can’t I eat dangerous things? Why does it matter what I eat?

Max also got his stomach pumped because of that! *Carlos silently curses anons* If you don’t want to hurt, I’d say it certainly matters!

Alright… I dont really care if I get hurt or not, but, alright…

Well… I would hope you’re not being serious. But… you’re not going to drink anything dangerous, right?

“Woah, when did you get that?”

mariatheintern:

the-perfect-scientist:

mariatheintern:

“Ummm, like two days ago? Is it that bad?”

“Well, it certainly doesn’t look good,” Carlos said to her. “What happened? THat’s an awfully big bruise.”

“I kinda walked by Station Management’s office? And they threw a chair? And thus-” she gestured to her upper arm/shoulder where the bruise stretched out across.

“Holy – really?” Carlos asked. “Why on Earth did they throw a chair??”

Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen

ask-quartermaster:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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no doNT DO THAT!!!!

Don’t tell me what to do

You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!

No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!

I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.

Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!

I can assure you that it is NOT.

How do you know?

I’m a scientist.

Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.

Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?

What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.

So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…

Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.

Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink

NO! You’re not helping!

Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.

*downs the “refreshment”*

What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??

Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen

pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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pinkprincemaven:

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no doNT DO THAT!!!!

Don’t tell me what to do

You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!

No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!

I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.

Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!

I can assure you that it is NOT.

How do you know?

I’m a scientist.

Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.

Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?

What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.

So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…

Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.

But it’s not dangerous.

Exactly the point. You shouldn’t be eating dangerous things.

But Max ate 50 crayons once. And why can’t I eat dangerous things? Why does it matter what I eat?

Max also got his stomach pumped because of that! *Carlos silently curses anons* If you don’t want to hurt, I’d say it certainly matters!

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Carlos made a little yelping noise in horrified shock. No! his mind screamed, as his mouth
couldn’t form the words. It’s not Hancock’s
fault! It’s not your fault!!

He hiccupped and made a soft, distressed moaning sound.
Carlos wriggled his hand out of Hancock’s grip and wrapped his arm around
himself to hug himself tightly. He wanted to run – run so that Hancock didn’t
have to look at his ugly crying face and feel bad about it. But that would
require moving, which immediately wasn’t possible. Hancock was still
practically on top of him. And in addition, Carlos was naked. He felt so
exposed and raw already — he didn’t want to try uncurling and getting up to
get his clothes on.

But he might have to. He wanted to be alone so badly.

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n-no, that’s not it *he glances away* i just don’t want you to leave…

Leave… out of the hug? Or do you mean leave you?

both.. *he puts his hands in his pockets* let’s just forget it

Hey… hey, it’s okay, Max. I’m not going to leave you. Here… do.. do you wanna hug some more?

*he gglancces away again, hesitately nodding and holding his arms out*

*Carlos immediately pulled him in again and hugged Max for all he was worth. Which, to Carlos, was a lot*

*he smiled softly, hugging back quietly*

There you go, buddy… is this good?

*he nods softly, speaking quietly* yeah.. thanks..

You’re very welcome, Max. *Carlos smiled at him, still holding him.*

*he smiles slightly back, leading his head on Carlos’ shoulder*

Thank you for the flower, Max. That was really cute.

*he chuckles slightly* i just put some pictures together..

But I still really appreciate it, Max. It really made my day. THank you.