Tag: carlos

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos chuckled. “If we ever get the opportunity, I promise I’ll show you how to eat it. Like I said, there’s a trick to it. You have to grab them behind their head and keep that grip.“

“Well, I’ve got your phone number, if I ever make it over to the states, I’ll have to give ya a ring so we can get together and you can show me all the great American magic shit ya got over there.”

Carlos smiled. “Absolutely,” he said. “You are welcome to ‘ring’ me whenever, Hancock. On the phone, that is.. heheh.” Okay, that was a terrible joke. Hancock probably didn’t even get it.

dedmax is looking to fight people!

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the-perfect-scientist:

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Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

that’s bullshyt, people should be allowed to fight if they want to! *he angrily crosses his arms*

Do you want to get in trouble, Max?

dedmax is looking to fight people!

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

“Flug? Are you doing any better? You weren’t looking good the other day…”

a-vf-vi-tf-ti:

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“Oh! Much, thank you!”

“Oh good… that is very good to hear. You, uh… you scared me, bud. Are there any lingering, um… issues? Your arm didn’t look great and… I mean, are you still healing?”

“…We’re all healing from something, aren’t we?”

“… I meant physically, Dr Flug. Is… is anything broken? Or do you have stitches or… what? Should you be resting?”

“I should be begging for my life and forgiveness.”

“Uh… Why? And that doesn’t answer my question, Doctor…”

“Flug? Are you doing any better? You weren’t looking good the other day…”

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“Oh! Much, thank you!”

“Oh good… that is very good to hear. You, uh… you scared me, bud. Are there any lingering, um… issues? Your arm didn’t look great and… I mean, are you still healing?”

“…We’re all healing from something, aren’t we?”

“… I meant physically, Dr Flug. Is… is anything broken? Or do you have stitches or… what? Should you be resting?”

dedmax is looking to fight people!

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos chuckled, keeping his eyes on his project. “I dunno
if I’d take you up on that,” he said. “Just… I dunno. Maybe later. I’m really
not too curious about it.” Except he kinda was, but he wasn’t going to admit
that to another person. Nor did he really wanna be caught, dead or alive, with
Mayor Hancock’s erotica in his possession. That’d… that’d just be embarrassing.

Suddenly though, something came to him. “A simile! That’s what it is! When
comparing something with something like it in writing, it’s called a simile!
Damn, I feel dumb not remembering that; I apologize.”

“Really? Ya don’t ever wonder what it’s like when a good author attempts to write a smutty scene? I’m sure it ain’t as entertaining as when it’s done real shitty, but it’s a lot sexier, anyway.” Honestly, most wastelanders wouldn’t think twice about finding someone with dirty literature, shame wasn’t such an issue when people were just doing what they could to stay alive every day. Or maybe it was just Hancock that had no shame about such things, he couldn’t be sure.

Carlos’ sudden outburst nearly made him jump, a surprised look coming across the ghoul’s face as he looked up at him and blinked. “I uh…. you’re forgiven? I wasn’t really judgin’ ya for not remembering, I sure as hell didn’t remember it, anyway.”

Carlos just smiled at him. “Maybe another time,” he repeated. He then looked sheepish as he continued working. “Sorry, I just… It was gonna bug me for a while, not remembering the word. I’m just glad I remembered it now, and not in the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep or something.”

Carlos removed another component from the terminal – the holotape drive. He looked it over, considering. “How often do you use holotapes?” he asked.

dedmax is looking to fight people!

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

“That doesn’t look like a scratch.”

“I-I…” Well, that hadn’t exactly been what Carlos meant to say when Hancock asked what happened to his face. Someone, a large ghoul who claimed to be Hancock’s ‘favorite’, had jumped him on his way back from the warehouse. It took Neighborhood Watch to scare them off, and by then Carlos had already been shoved into a stack of crates and, apparently, onto some broken glass that was making him drip all over his favorite flannel.

“It’s… What I meant was that… it’s not a big deal,” Carlos murmured, trying not to be obviously avoiding Hancock’s gaze. “But, uh… I-I should get this cleaned up so… er, y’know… in case of infection.”