I NEVER want to be called ‘Daddy’ ever, except by my actual child!
Or unless my romantic partner and I go through some extensive kink-negotiation. That’s not to say I’m very open to it though
Tag: carlos
“Hey… uh, this is just out of curiosity but… How old are you, young man?”
Damien looked at him and raised his eyebrows. “A bit of a personal question to be asking me… and to call me young man, when you dont look much older…”
“What? Really? You don’t appear as old as I am… I’m thirty-five myself.” Carlos knew the greying hair at his temples did make him look distinguished, but come on… with that, the slight bags under his eyes, and his body type? He wasn’t surprised when people mistook him for older, really.
Was this gentleman his own age? Because he looked younger than that, Carlos had thought.
“I’m thirty.” Damien said furrowing his brows. “You always go around asking mayors how old they are?” Damien asked
Carlos didn’t hide his own shock at that. “You… well, I mean, no, I don’t. I just… I noticed how you held yourself and I thought that it was impressive and I assumed… I’m sorry, but otherwise you appeared younger than thirty. I guess I was at least right in thinking you were younger than me, but… huh. Okay. I hadn’t meant to offend you, really, I was just curious.”
He cleared his throat. “Sorry, Mayor – You don’t even know who I am. I’m Carlos.” He gingerly offered his hand for the other to shake.
“Hey… uh, this is just out of curiosity but… How old are you, young man?”
Damien looked at him and raised his eyebrows. “A bit of a personal question to be asking me… and to call me young man, when you dont look much older…”
“What? Really? You don’t appear as old as I am… I’m thirty-five myself.” Carlos knew the greying hair at his temples did make him look distinguished, but come on… with that, the slight bags under his eyes, and his body type? He wasn’t surprised when people mistook him for older, really.
Was this gentleman his own age? Because he looked younger than that, Carlos had thought.
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.
… Like… literally??
No, figuratively.
Yes literally!
That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.
….
I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…
Maybe.
So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.
The what now?
There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?
Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.
Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.
A what-era?
What’s that compared to the laketime?
Lake time was less than a minute.
And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..
…there’s something wrong with that lake.
Also that sounds a million times worse.
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking about that lake. Don’t let anyone go in it, okay? Especially Angela – tell her ‘her Daddy says’. I’m going to take some samples and analyze them at the mobile lab. Maybe I should check your guys’ water filtration too to make sure it’s running properly.
God… what even is this place?
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.
… Like… literally??
No, figuratively.
Yes literally!
That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.
….
I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…
Maybe.
So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.
The what now?
There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?
Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.
Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.
A what-era?
What’s that compared to the laketime?
Lake time was less than a minute.
And by the way, a Chimera is a, usually unnatural, amalgamation of animals in one body. I thought… I dunno, some kind of feathered bear monster when you said ‘chicken bear’. It didn’t occur to me really that… that thing we saw was made of chicken and not just straight ‘flesh’. Eugh..
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.
… Like… literally??
No, figuratively.
Yes literally!
That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.
….
I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…
Maybe.
So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.
The what now?
There was a bear made out of chicken in the QM store. It was terrible- hey the pod popped what’s the time?
Oh – Oh, yes, that thing. Sorry – for a second I was thinking of, like, a chimera or something.
Oh, um… *looks at phone* that was a good five minutes and twenty eight seconds.
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.
… Like… literally??
No, figuratively.
Yes literally!
That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.
….
I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…
Maybe.
So far, the only fucked up thing to happen this week, was the chicken bear. And it’s hopefully gonna stay that way.
The what now?
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.
… Like… literally??
No, figuratively.
Yes literally!
That’s why we don’t have kool-aid anymore. Or rat posion.
….
I may need to talk with David one-on-one at some point…
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
I shit you not. David unknowingly hired a cultist. Everyone almost died.
… Like… literally??
I don’t know any other 25 year old man who’s as cheerful as that- except Daniel. But he was a cult leader that doesn’t count.
… You’re kidding, right? A Cult leader?
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