“I… well, I’m a science dude, I guess. Um… which science dude do you think I am?”
“Well I would think that you’re like that science dude that does all that cool sciencey stuff.”
“… Yes… that’s what ‘science dudes’ do… Can I help you?”
“Cool.” Peter smirked. “Well I have a lot of free time so why don’t you tell me or show me what you do?”
“What I do? Uhm, okay…. what sort of thing do you wanna see?”
“Uh? Oh, um… thank you….Wait, Max? Is that you?”
“Max? No, i’m not- well, technically I am but, no one calls me that anymore.”
“You’re… you’re not? Wait… you’re not my Max, are you?”
“‘Your’ Max? No, i’m not. You can just… you can just call me Pure.”
“Oh… ah… it’s you.” Carlos wasn’t very thrilled with having finally met this kid. “You can call me Mr Ramon.”
“Oh you’ve… heard of me..?” He tilted his head curiously, though the tone of Carlos’ voice intrigued him.
“Yeah – You took Max out on a robbery spree.”
“Uh? Oh, um… thank you….Wait, Max? Is that you?”
“Max? No, i’m not- well, technically I am but, no one calls me that anymore.”
“You’re… you’re not? Wait… you’re not my Max, are you?”
“‘Your’ Max? No, i’m not. You can just… you can just call me Pure.”
“Oh… ah… it’s you.” Carlos wasn’t very thrilled with having finally met this kid. “You can call me Mr Ramon.”
which house hold chemiculs are the most deadly?
All of them? None of them? Whichever answer will make you not touch the household chemicals!
What are you doing, Max…?
losing what control i had in shyt-hole i call a life-
Max, is this about you being grounded?
no.. kinda,… i dunno!
Max… I’m sorry about this. I hate grounding you. But I wanted to keep you safe, Max, and teach you to be more responsible for your actions.
*he looks at the ground, mumbling* i know but it still fucking sucks..
I know Max… I’m really sorry.But I’m not letting you touch any household chemicals, especially not over this.
but i’m so borrred, i need something to do!
Then read a book. Or write something. Or, I dunno… I can do science experiment with you, perhaps?
Jon won’t let me near books anymore and i don’t know what to write about, but science stuff sounds fun
Why won’t Jon let you have books? *he’s very confused*
“I… well, I’m a science dude, I guess. Um… which science dude do you think I am?”
“Well I would think that you’re like that science dude that does all that cool sciencey stuff.”
“… Yes… that’s what ‘science dudes’ do… Can I help you?”
Well, I’m pretty sure if we add anymore water it’ll be too heavy to move, so, I guess it’s good?
*nods* Alright then. Lemme lift it. Make sure there’s nothing in my way?
Mhm, just a couple of little twigs and rocks, shouldn’t be an issue, right?
Right. Okay, keep an eye out for me bud! *he lifts the pot and starts walking* Where’s a good spot to set this?
Maybe like, next to where we build the fire- hey, watch out for the log.
*Carlos immediately stops* Where is it? *he tries to look around the pot to the ground.”
Like right by your feet, just step over it and you should be all good.
How big is it? *he lifts his foot and tentatively starts poking around at the ground in front of him.*
Probably about uh,, *he puts his hands up* that big? Not very,
*Carlos’ foot finds the log and he gently tries to kick it away out of the way* Okay… moving forward…
which house hold chemiculs are the most deadly?
All of them? None of them? Whichever answer will make you not touch the household chemicals!
What are you doing, Max…?
losing what control i had in shyt-hole i call a life-
Max, is this about you being grounded?
no.. kinda,… i dunno!
Max… I’m sorry about this. I hate grounding you. But I wanted to keep you safe, Max, and teach you to be more responsible for your actions.
*he looks at the ground, mumbling* i know but it still fucking sucks..
I know Max… I’m really sorry.But I’m not letting you touch any household chemicals, especially not over this.
but i’m so borrred, i need something to do!
Then read a book. Or write something. Or, I dunno… I can do science experiment with you, perhaps?
Well, I’m pretty sure if we add anymore water it’ll be too heavy to move, so, I guess it’s good?
*nods* Alright then. Lemme lift it. Make sure there’s nothing in my way?
Mhm, just a couple of little twigs and rocks, shouldn’t be an issue, right?
Right. Okay, keep an eye out for me bud! *he lifts the pot and starts walking* Where’s a good spot to set this?
Maybe like, next to where we build the fire- hey, watch out for the log.
*Carlos immediately stops* Where is it? *he tries to look around the pot to the ground.”
Like right by your feet, just step over it and you should be all good.
How big is it? *he lifts his foot and tentatively starts poking around at the ground in front of him.*
“Uh? Oh, um… thank you….Wait, Max? Is that you?”
“Max? No, i’m not- well, technically I am but, no one calls me that anymore.”
“You’re… you’re not? Wait… you’re not my Max, are you?”
which house hold chemiculs are the most deadly?
All of them? None of them? Whichever answer will make you not touch the household chemicals!
What are you doing, Max…?
losing what control i had in shyt-hole i call a life-
Max, is this about you being grounded?
no.. kinda,… i dunno!
Max… I’m sorry about this. I hate grounding you. But I wanted to keep you safe, Max, and teach you to be more responsible for your actions.
*he looks at the ground, mumbling* i know but it still fucking sucks..
I know Max… I’m really sorry.But I’m not letting you touch any household chemicals, especially not over this.
The Perfect Scientist 