Starways to Hell

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Yondu
blinks help with dishes. That’s always the cooks job. “Hmmmm…” starts
collecting the plates from the table intent to help as well.

Carlos grinned. Before his Dad could protest, Carlos started to gather up the dishes with food still inside of them and went looking for the cellophane to cover them. Mr Ramon watched them with mock offense on his face, and Mikey just laughed before rolling away to the sink.

“Hey – Blue Man Solo Group! Lemme show you how to use a primitive sink!” Mikey called to Yondu, waving him over.

Yondu blinks and rolls his eyes grinning. “Ohhh a sink…. amazing Ohh you have the snake attachment?” Grabs the spray nozzle and squirts it at him with a chuckle. “Kiddo. I know about sinks hehe. We still have similar in space. “Squats st him then Carlos.

Mikey yelped and tried to cover his face. “Oh! Boo! No fair! I would’ve gotten ya first if I’d known you were going to do that!” He laughed.

“Ack! Yondu, not on the food!” Carlos cried, trying to shield the tortillas from the water.

Yondu grins going back to spraying Mikey for fun then turns around once carlos had gotten rid of the food in the frig and turns it to cold and sprays him again right down his neck.

Carlos shireked. “Cold!” he exclaimed and he flailed his arms, trying to get Yondu away from him.

Mikey just laughed and grabbed a towel from a drawer.

“Don’t leave water on the floor,” Mr Ramon called to the group, but he was smiling as he sat and watched them.

Yondu grins as he squirts making Carlos dance and grins happily before pulling him into a hug and nuzzles the side of his head against Carlos’s purring lightly.

Carlos huffed at Yondu, but then grinned and hugged him back. “You freakin’ nut,” he murmured, rubbing his shoulders affectionately. “You’re lucky Dad has a dryer.”

“Actually,” Mr Ramon piped up, at the same time Mikey said “Um, well…” They both paused and looked at each other, but Mr Ramon just smiled and motioned for Mikey to continue.

“The dryer’s on the fritz,” Mikey said. “Neither Dad or I are able to fix it, but we were going to call Ralphie or somebody to come over.”

“You mean you wouldn’t let me fix it,” Mr Ramon said with a slight grin.

Yondu chuckles at the family before finishing the dishes and sets them in the drying rack. “Dryer does you no good anyway. Your hair is always a mess.”

“Oh, they’re talking about a clothing dryer, Yondu,” Carlos explained.

“If it were something small like a hair dryer I would have been able to fix it easy!” Mikey said.

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Starways to Hell

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Yondu
blinks help with dishes. That’s always the cooks job. “Hmmmm…” starts
collecting the plates from the table intent to help as well.

Carlos grinned. Before his Dad could protest, Carlos started to gather up the dishes with food still inside of them and went looking for the cellophane to cover them. Mr Ramon watched them with mock offense on his face, and Mikey just laughed before rolling away to the sink.

“Hey – Blue Man Solo Group! Lemme show you how to use a primitive sink!” Mikey called to Yondu, waving him over.

Yondu blinks and rolls his eyes grinning. “Ohhh a sink…. amazing Ohh you have the snake attachment?” Grabs the spray nozzle and squirts it at him with a chuckle. “Kiddo. I know about sinks hehe. We still have similar in space. “Squats st him then Carlos.

Mikey yelped and tried to cover his face. “Oh! Boo! No fair! I would’ve gotten ya first if I’d known you were going to do that!” He laughed.

“Ack! Yondu, not on the food!” Carlos cried, trying to shield the tortillas from the water.

Yondu grins going back to spraying Mikey for fun then turns around once carlos had gotten rid of the food in the frig and turns it to cold and sprays him again right down his neck.

Carlos shireked. “Cold!” he exclaimed and he flailed his arms, trying to get Yondu away from him.

Mikey just laughed and grabbed a towel from a drawer.

“Don’t leave water on the floor,” Mr Ramon called to the group, but he was smiling as he sat and watched them.

Yondu grins as he squirts making Carlos dance and grins happily before pulling him into a hug and nuzzles the side of his head against Carlos’s purring lightly.

Carlos huffed at Yondu, but then grinned and hugged him back. “You freakin’ nut,” he murmured, rubbing his shoulders affectionately. “You’re lucky Dad has a dryer.”

“Actually,” Mr Ramon piped up, at the same time Mikey said “Um, well…” They both paused and looked at each other, but Mr Ramon just smiled and motioned for Mikey to continue.

“The dryer’s on the fritz,” Mikey said. “Neither Dad or I are able to fix it, but we were going to call Ralphie or somebody to come over.”

“You mean you wouldn’t let me fix it,” Mr Ramon said with a slight grin.

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“Ok,”
arsenic said “i want to get the memories of my family back to them.
That is what i want here. And you can protect nightvale by : 1.Biulding
defences against tripplesix using order energy infected things, 2.
Helping me strip her of her godhood.”

“Okay,” Carlos said. “Help me help Night Vale build the defenses.”

“Ok!” arsenic said “im going to head to desert bluffs to see if i can capture, like, an order energy infeced coyote or something.”

“Alright. What should I have Cecil tell Night Vale in the meantime?”

“Have him tell them that if they see anything glowing yellow, they give it to me.” arsenic said.

“But you’ll be in Desert Bluffs,” Carlos said. “What can we do here? Stay indoors? Let the Librarians out?”

“Ok,” arsenic said “dont let the librarians out. Tell him to tell nightvale that if you see anything glowing green, espeshally a marionett that looks like you, run away.”

Carlos wasn’t quite sure what they meant by that. Radon Canyon glowed all kinds of colors – should they stay away from that as well?

“Well… okay… so rather than ‘kill your double’, this time it’s ‘run from your double’. Okay… I’m sure that’ll go over easily enough. I’ll tell Cecil – and to avoid green glowing things. Just… anything gleen and growing? – I mean, green and glowing?”

“Hey, carlos,” arsenic asked “may i have your phone number so i can contact you quicker if i see a sighn of tripplesix?”

Carlos blinked at them. “You have a phone?” he asked.

“Yeah,” arsenic said “why wouldnt i? Im a modern monster.” while arsenic was saying this, the tilted there head like a confused dog.

“I thought you were a god,” Carlos said. “But… okay. Um… wanna put your number in my phone and I can just text you so you can add my number to your contacts?” He dug out his phone from his pocket and offered it to them.

“Y-yeah.” arsenic said.

“Ok,” arsenic thought “deep breaths. He dosnt know your problem with being called a god, because gods are arrogant creatures that think of mortals as toys to be played with and broken.”

Carlos frowned slightly. They looked disturbed… maybe they didn’t know how to work his brand of phone? He opened the contact screen for his phone and offered it again. “Here you go – sorry. Just go ahead and fill in your information.”

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“Apps.” He shivered in disgust that this town had evolved to the latest technology. It was horrid that he would have to resort to using a …a smartphone. The feeling dissipated as Carlos went on about Nightcrawler. “Oh, they’re the same person Kurt Wagner is Nightcrawler….you know like a superhero with a secret identity. I’m a superhero you know. Just probably one of the few with no secret identity.” He sighed at that with slight regret that he did not come up with an alias at some point during his career. Something cool like….The Wiz….yeah…that sound hip right? Stephen followed the scientist into the room and looked around. “Yes, this should be big enough. 3 feet in diameter is the perfect size for a circle.”

Carlos went to the small alter he had in his apartment and
gathered up the bloodstones that were arranged in a sort of semi-circle. He
carried them back for the Doctor. “Where do you want to do this? In the middle of
the floor? If so, do it on the tile – I’d rather not try to get burn marks out
of the carpet.” He looked at the little Bamf and smiled kindly at it.

“Yes, that is the best spot.” Stephen took the rest of the bloodstones to complete the circle. “The tile is better for me as well because….” A chalkboard filled with science was on the wall which he grabbed a piece of chalk and began to draw a circle that showed similarity to a mandala on the floor. “…of this.” The doctor put the bamf on Carlos’s shoulders and stepped in the circle and downloaded the bloodstone app as a basic guide. Once open, he thumbed through trying to find a chant to what he needed and hummed on how he could mix it with his own magic, that is if the bloodstones would even like that. “Microwaves….sacrifices
…ah! Dimensional travel…”

Carlos grinned at the critter and reached up to gently
scratch at the fur on its chest. “Hello there – oh, you’re so cute,” he cooed.
He looked at the circle on the floor and whistled lowly. “How alchemic,” he
commented. “And you just did that all free-hand… that’s amazing! The most I can
do is conceptual drafting, and even then I have to spend a lot of time on it.”

“I do this quite often, it’s the only one I could remember
off the top of my head.” Stephen started writing something about two meters
away from the circle. It was a mix of Norse, Atlantian, and a mix of the
Bloodstone magic. The spell had to be just right to get the portal in the right
place or they would end up halfway across the universe with a giant beast that
would eat them in an instant.

He began to utter the spell under his breath and the circle
began to glow red, blue, and yellow, a mix of all the magic rushing through
him. Stephen could feel the energy of Nightvale in his veins. It was the
deepest purple that ever existed in the night sky. “Aaa-ah! Carlos! I’m going
to jump in the portal and don’t come after me! Do you got that?!”

Carlos watched in awe as everything lit up. The Bamf crawled into his arms and Carlos held onto it protectively as he watched Stephen work.

“Wait, what? You don’t want me to come? Where are you going?” he asked the sorcerer. He just got here! Why was he leaving?

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“Ok,”
arsenic said “i want to get the memories of my family back to them.
That is what i want here. And you can protect nightvale by : 1.Biulding
defences against tripplesix using order energy infected things, 2.
Helping me strip her of her godhood.”

“Okay,” Carlos said. “Help me help Night Vale build the defenses.”

“Ok!” arsenic said “im going to head to desert bluffs to see if i can capture, like, an order energy infeced coyote or something.”

“Alright. What should I have Cecil tell Night Vale in the meantime?”

“Have him tell them that if they see anything glowing yellow, they give it to me.” arsenic said.

“But you’ll be in Desert Bluffs,” Carlos said. “What can we do here? Stay indoors? Let the Librarians out?”

“Ok,” arsenic said “dont let the librarians out. Tell him to tell nightvale that if you see anything glowing green, espeshally a marionett that looks like you, run away.”

Carlos wasn’t quite sure what they meant by that. Radon Canyon glowed all kinds of colors – should they stay away from that as well?

“Well… okay… so rather than ‘kill your double’, this time it’s ‘run from your double’. Okay… I’m sure that’ll go over easily enough. I’ll tell Cecil – and to avoid green glowing things. Just… anything gleen and growing? – I mean, green and glowing?”

“Hey, carlos,” arsenic asked “may i have your phone number so i can contact you quicker if i see a sighn of tripplesix?”

Carlos blinked at them. “You have a phone?” he asked.

“Yeah,” arsenic said “why wouldnt i? Im a modern monster.” while arsenic was saying this, the tilted there head like a confused dog.

“I thought you were a god,” Carlos said. “But… okay. Um… wanna put your number in my phone and I can just text you so you can add my number to your contacts?” He dug out his phone from his pocket and offered it to them.

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Yondu
blinks help with dishes. That’s always the cooks job. “Hmmmm…” starts
collecting the plates from the table intent to help as well.

Carlos grinned. Before his Dad could protest, Carlos started to gather up the dishes with food still inside of them and went looking for the cellophane to cover them. Mr Ramon watched them with mock offense on his face, and Mikey just laughed before rolling away to the sink.

“Hey – Blue Man Solo Group! Lemme show you how to use a primitive sink!” Mikey called to Yondu, waving him over.

Yondu blinks and rolls his eyes grinning. “Ohhh a sink…. amazing Ohh you have the snake attachment?” Grabs the spray nozzle and squirts it at him with a chuckle. “Kiddo. I know about sinks hehe. We still have similar in space. “Squats st him then Carlos.

Mikey yelped and tried to cover his face. “Oh! Boo! No fair! I would’ve gotten ya first if I’d known you were going to do that!” He laughed.

“Ack! Yondu, not on the food!” Carlos cried, trying to shield the tortillas from the water.

Yondu grins going back to spraying Mikey for fun then turns around once carlos had gotten rid of the food in the frig and turns it to cold and sprays him again right down his neck.

Carlos shireked. “Cold!” he exclaimed and he flailed his arms, trying to get Yondu away from him.

Mikey just laughed and grabbed a towel from a drawer.

“Don’t leave water on the floor,” Mr Ramon called to the group, but he was smiling as he sat and watched them.

Starways to Hell

ravagewhistler:

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Yondu
blinks help with dishes. That’s always the cooks job. “Hmmmm…” starts
collecting the plates from the table intent to help as well.

Carlos grinned. Before his Dad could protest, Carlos started to gather up the dishes with food still inside of them and went looking for the cellophane to cover them. Mr Ramon watched them with mock offense on his face, and Mikey just laughed before rolling away to the sink.

“Hey – Blue Man Solo Group! Lemme show you how to use a primitive sink!” Mikey called to Yondu, waving him over.

Yondu blinks and rolls his eyes grinning. “Ohhh a sink…. amazing Ohh you have the snake attachment?” Grabs the spray nozzle and squirts it at him with a chuckle. “Kiddo. I know about sinks hehe. We still have similar in space. “Squats st him then Carlos.

Mikey yelped and tried to cover his face. “Oh! Boo! No fair! I would’ve gotten ya first if I’d known you were going to do that!” He laughed.

“Ack! Yondu, not on the food!” Carlos cried, trying to shield the tortillas from the water.

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“Ok,”
arsenic said “i want to get the memories of my family back to them.
That is what i want here. And you can protect nightvale by : 1.Biulding
defences against tripplesix using order energy infected things, 2.
Helping me strip her of her godhood.”

“Okay,” Carlos said. “Help me help Night Vale build the defenses.”

“Ok!” arsenic said “im going to head to desert bluffs to see if i can capture, like, an order energy infeced coyote or something.”

“Alright. What should I have Cecil tell Night Vale in the meantime?”

“Have him tell them that if they see anything glowing yellow, they give it to me.” arsenic said.

“But you’ll be in Desert Bluffs,” Carlos said. “What can we do here? Stay indoors? Let the Librarians out?”

“Ok,” arsenic said “dont let the librarians out. Tell him to tell nightvale that if you see anything glowing green, espeshally a marionett that looks like you, run away.”

Carlos wasn’t quite sure what they meant by that. Radon Canyon glowed all kinds of colors – should they stay away from that as well?

“Well… okay… so rather than ‘kill your double’, this time it’s ‘run from your double’. Okay… I’m sure that’ll go over easily enough. I’ll tell Cecil – and to avoid green glowing things. Just… anything gleen and growing? – I mean, green and glowing?”

“Hey, carlos,” arsenic asked “may i have your phone number so i can contact you quicker if i see a sighn of tripplesix?”

Carlos blinked at them. “You have a phone?” he asked.

Starways to Hell

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Yondu
blinks help with dishes. That’s always the cooks job. “Hmmmm…” starts
collecting the plates from the table intent to help as well.

Carlos grinned. Before his Dad could protest, Carlos started to gather up the dishes with food still inside of them and went looking for the cellophane to cover them. Mr Ramon watched them with mock offense on his face, and Mikey just laughed before rolling away to the sink.

“Hey – Blue Man Solo Group! Lemme show you how to use a primitive sink!” Mikey called to Yondu, waving him over.