Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

Really? Huh… Most of the rocks around here were just rocks that magically gained sentience… They can do actual music?

Yeah, they sing. Telepathically, I think. Though I’m not sure – I don’t have instruments to register telepathy.

I actually speak telepathically. Its usually pretty difficult for humans to tell, but if they are made out of rocks they probably don’t have vocal cords? probably

They could also be vibrating, since I can actually record their music. But I have trouble identifying their composition. I can’t exactly just break them apart, you know?

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“Well, I had someone say to me that ‘if you do beautiful things, then you’re a beautiful person’. And you have been absolutely beautiful to me. There’s also another saying, that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’. And I gotta tell ya, I’m holding a lot of bees.”

It took him a moment to process that last saying, the smile on his face replaced with puzzlement for just a moment as he processed that. “You’re ridiculous.” He chuckled as he pulled him in for a soft kiss, hands remaining on Carlos’ hips even as he pulled back. “Thank you….. for bein’ so perfect. You’re too good for me and I don’t deserve ya but I’ll be damned if I ever let ya go.”

Carlos
smiled at him. “But you love me anyway.” He leaned in again to kiss his
mouth happily. “Same here, Han… I’m glad to have you. And you do
deserve me, I promise. I’m here, after all.”

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

zeemoog-rp-blog:

the-perfect-scientist:

Yes…..? Who are you?

Really? Huh… Most of the rocks around here were just rocks that magically gained sentience… They can do actual music?

Yeah, they sing. Telepathically, I think. Though I’m not sure – I don’t have instruments to register telepathy.

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?

Then what are you doing handling the dead?

Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!

Where do they even come from?

People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.

… Gross.

Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?

Anons need to not do the things they do.

True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.

eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.

Used to be fairly common. And at least random objects aren’t being brought to life anymore… I wonder what happened to the Rock Kingdom?

I don’t know if I want to know. *Carlos is torn between confusion and mild disgust. He wasn’t sure how to react.*

I know Hattie is still around, we play Poker occasionally. I honestly don’t know how they beat me, I cheat my ass off every time.

Hattie? I don’t know who that is.

They used to be a hat. Now they are not.

Uh, okay? I’ve seen just as weird things… we have rock people in Night Vale. I’m actually manager of a Literal Rock Band at the moment, though they’re taking a hiatus right now.

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?

Then what are you doing handling the dead?

Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!

Where do they even come from?

People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.

… Gross.

Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?

Anons need to not do the things they do.

True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.

eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.

Used to be fairly common. And at least random objects aren’t being brought to life anymore… I wonder what happened to the Rock Kingdom?

I don’t know if I want to know. *Carlos is torn between confusion and mild disgust. He wasn’t sure how to react.*

I know Hattie is still around, we play Poker occasionally. I honestly don’t know how they beat me, I cheat my ass off every time.

Hattie? I don’t know who that is.

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Neil’s probably busy at the science camp. I’d say fire pit.

Alright. Let’s head there.

*Max nodded and started walking over.*

Okay. So, Max, do you have goggles? You should always wear goggles when doing science.

*he shook his head* nope.

Ah. Well, luckily, I have a spare. *he sets the sweets down on one of the benches and reaches into his pockets. He pulls out a couple pairs of goggles and offers one set to Max*

*Max took the goggles* do you just have these on hand all the time?

I’m a scientist. Lab safety is no joke. *smiles at him*

*he shrugged* Alright.

Okay. So lets set this up. Let me see if I have a piece of paper we can put at the bottom of the funnel while we lead it with the mentos… *he searches his pockets. He takes out his wallet and pulls out a business card for something or another that he’d forgotten about ever picking up.*

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?

Then what are you doing handling the dead?

Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!

Where do they even come from?

People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.

… Gross.

Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?

Anons need to not do the things they do.

True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.

eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.

Used to be fairly common. And at least random objects aren’t being brought to life anymore… I wonder what happened to the Rock Kingdom?

I don’t know if I want to know. *Carlos is torn between confusion and mild disgust. He wasn’t sure how to react.*

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Neil’s probably busy at the science camp. I’d say fire pit.

Alright. Let’s head there.

*Max nodded and started walking over.*

Okay. So, Max, do you have goggles? You should always wear goggles when doing science.

*he shook his head* nope.

Ah. Well, luckily, I have a spare. *he sets the sweets down on one of the benches and reaches into his pockets. He pulls out a couple pairs of goggles and offers one set to Max*

*Max took the goggles* do you just have these on hand all the time?

I’m a scientist. Lab safety is no joke. *smiles at him*

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

Why do you assume I killed them? I haven’t killed anyone in this camp? I think I said that already?

Then what are you doing handling the dead?

Nobody else is willing to move them, and what am I supposed to do, leave rotting corpses and blood stains everywhere? That’s how you get plagues. Well…not really… But you get what I mean!

Where do they even come from?

People die relatively often, usually something to do with Anons actually, and they don’t usually come back to their original mangled bodies, but to a nice unbroken new one.

… Gross.

Yup. Imagine how much worse it would be if I didn’t move the bodies? All that rotting decomposing flesh everywhere?

Anons need to not do the things they do.

True, but you can’t stop them. At least they stopped making people go on murder sprees.

eugh…I didn’t even know they were doing that.

Carlos we need a full pack of mentos and a two liter soda no time for questions only science! – max-searchhistory

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Heck yeah, absolutely! Going to the store!

Neil’s probably busy at the science camp. I’d say fire pit.

Alright. Let’s head there.

*Max nodded and started walking over.*

Okay. So, Max, do you have goggles? You should always wear goggles when doing science.

*he shook his head* nope.

Ah. Well, luckily, I have a spare. *he sets the sweets down on one of the benches and reaches into his pockets. He pulls out a couple pairs of goggles and offers one set to Max*