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Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.

Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.

Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.

Out ba… out back where??

Behind the camp and in the woods? Its not exactly hidden?

Maybe it’s hidden on a different plane from where I’m camped, because I haven’t had the… opportunity to jump there and find it.

Thats possible. But yeah, we end up with a lot of dead bodiea

… gross. That’s so gross. What in the hell is happening?

What else were we supposed to do with them?

Not kill them in the first place, maybe? Just an idea…

“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…”

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[Sleep Deprivation]

Tony only answered first with a knowing, but amused smile.  “Or could it, perhaps be that you’re having trouble focusing way past a healthy period of time?” The billionaire asked teasingly.

Carlos blinked at him, his mind slowly comprehending what he said. “Uh… O-oh… um, I guess so… maybe.” Carlos rubbed at his eyes with one hand, sighing deeply to disguise a yawn. “Sorry, sir. Sorry…”

Tony smirked and let out an endeared sigh.  "Next thing you know, you’re going to be shaving like me,“ he brought his hands together in front of him with a smart clap.  "Okay, I want you to take out your company phone and ask FRIDAY give you step-by-step directions to the nearest vacant sleep room,” he instructed firmly.

Carlos jumped at the clap and he stared wide-eyed at Stark. “Sleep… room?” he asked. He vaguely remembered Stark mentioning them before, but Carlos had always been awake enough to hop on public transport back to his own apartment so he hadn’t needed one. Until now, he supposed.

“Uh, yes… yes sir. Friday?” He paused for a moment, listening. “Friday?” Carlos had forgotten to take his phone out of his pocket.

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*

*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?

*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?

It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?

of course it’s a toy

….

I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.

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Carlos laughed. “Well, I’ll be honest, seeing him date would probably
be too weird for me. He’s been single for such a long time.”

And they were right back to talking (flirting?) about Carlos, huh?

“And
well, you know, there’s a reason I’ve been single for a while too,” he
went on. “Intelligence might be attractive, yeah… until the workaholic
inventor misses too many dates. You know, like Robin Williams in Flubber. Though I haven’t missed my own wedding, thank God.”

“Heh, I s’pose I can see how that’d be an issue for some folks. You keep yourself pretty busy all the time then, huh? Never get out for a little fun? Or is it that ya just don’t have the right folks around you to drag ya away from your work for a little while? Either way, I can relate–– well, not with the inventor part, but bein’ a bit of a workaholic.”

“Yeah?” Carlos asked. “Yeah, uh… this, what we’re doing, is really out of the norm for me.” He chuckled again. “I… I”m not sure how you convinced me to do this with you. Usually, my work is ‘fun’ enough for me.”

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*

*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?

*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?

It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?

Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.

Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.

Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.

Out ba… out back where??

Behind the camp and in the woods? Its not exactly hidden?

Maybe it’s hidden on a different plane from where I’m camped, because I haven’t had the… opportunity to jump there and find it.

Thats possible. But yeah, we end up with a lot of dead bodiea

… gross. That’s so gross. What in the hell is happening?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*

*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?

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It took a second for his words to register, but when they did, Black Hat reared back in disgust. So he was one of THOSE scientists, was he? Wanted to dissect him for science, did he? He’d find another thing coming if he tried, and Black Hat hissed, sudden rage tearing through him.

“Scientifically inter–”

“YOU THINK I’M SOME SORT OF SCIENCE EXPERIMENT? IS THAT IT? THINK YOU CAN FURTHER YOUR CAREER BY STUDYING ME?”

“TRY IT – I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!”

Carlos was taken by surprise and he curled away in terror. However, he had another feeling that started to battle it – offense.

“What? I’m not some mad scientist I assure you! I understand that you’re a living being and I wouldn’t want to do anything to you against your will. I was merely expressing that I do find your attributes interesting. Science is very important to me and I really think that it’s only worth doing if doing right. And that’s with the full consent of any subjects involved.”

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

we were bored, i don’t know!

There are better ways to ward off boredom. When we find that gun, you’re not getting it back.

what?! that’s insane! *he crossed his arms*

Max, guns aren’t toys. They’re dangerous weapons that, frankly, children shouldn’t be playing with or even touching.

*he mumbles something, glancing around the firepit*

What was that, Max?

i said i think i left it over there

*Carlos looks to the firepit. With a frown he goes closer to investigate.*

*he followed close behind* it’s either here or by the firewood.. or in a tree

In a tree? Why? *Carlos gently moved at some of the foliage dropped from nearby trees with his foot*

i like to climb and the twins can’t climb, it was the perfect spot for me *he wanders towards the firewood*

Doesn’t look like it’s over here by the fire pit… *he gets down on his hands and knees to peer under the benches to make double-sure*

*there’s a couple water balloons? but not much else* one less place to check i guess..  *looking through the pile of wood*

*confused carlos noises* Water balloons? I thought you were using guns?

*he shrugs* war has many weapons, Carlos, you never know what to expect

How are water balloons weapons? What kind of gunfight was this?

it was- oh i found it! *he smiled widely, moving logs out of the way*

*sighs* Thank god… *he gets up and walks over toward Max*

*he picked it up, it looked.. abit big to by a pistol but also too small to be anything else*

Okay. Lemme see it. *holds out his hand* You shouldn’t just leave these lying around – you need to be responsible for your weapons if you’re going to have them, Max.