ajanigoldmane:

moxperidot:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

4k-ultra:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Oviposition is the only fetish with a widely recognized holiday

Wait what??

bad post op

Happy Easter!

mugglenet:

We hope you have a great Easter! Don’t let anyone guilt you about that giant chocolate bunny you’re eating today it’s a great way to keep those dementors away!

sallydoge:

“I want an Easta egg. I want an Easta egg, I want an Eas…”

“Ohh NOOOOoooooo” (Stiff arms child into darkness)

coolstuffifoundatgoodwill:

gameofboards:

Because when I think Easter, I think Batman…

Find Batman’s severed head hidden out in the front yard, children!

happy april fools. please take this egg

andiebobandy:

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Attention!

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