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Guys what is updog?

Nothing much, you?

No, no.

What is updog? What does that word mean?

Nothing much. You?

And what word.

No, that’s not what I-

You know what, forget it. I’m just going to get frustrated this way.

Heheh.

Huh…., I kind of expected you to say: “Hi ‘I’m just going to get frustrated this way’, I’m Jason.”

Ew, dad jokes.

Oh good, you dislike those kinda jokes too.

You kids today don’t know how to appreciate Dad Jokes. Back in my day we had to walk uphill, both ways, in the snow, to get to the Dad Joke. And we had to share the Dad Joke!

Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen

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no doNT DO THAT!!!!

Don’t tell me what to do

You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!

No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!

I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.

Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!

I can assure you that it is NOT.

How do you know?

I’m a scientist.

Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.

Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?

What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.

So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…

Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.

Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink

NO! You’re not helping!

Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.

*downs the “refreshment”*

What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??

Whatcha think I’m drinkin?

*pours it on the floor*

*it sizzles and burns*

Why?? Why are you drinking that??

Tolerance

That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that

Irrelevant.

I think it’s very relevant if you want to live

I’m still kickin ain’t I?

*Looks him up and down* Arguably.

*kicks you in the shin*

kickin.

OW!

The kids are right – you are crazy!!

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my brain got ‘papi’ and ‘poppy’ mixed up, then this happened…

Where is that flower’s goggles? Their rubber gloves? Poor lab attire – 5/10.

poppys don’t have eyes or hands, where am i suppost to put those things?

That is no excuse for improper lab safety, Max. Cut a finger off a glove and put it over that closed bud there. Then the whole flower can sit behind a pair of goggles. See? Safety!

oh.. well i guess i did all this for nothing

also the closed bud is another head, not a hand Carlos

Oh…! Max, this is great! It’s even better than what I suggested! *he hugs the boy*

… why are you crushing my with your body?

It’s called a ‘hug’, Max. Because I love you.

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my brain got ‘papi’ and ‘poppy’ mixed up, then this happened…

Where is that flower’s goggles? Their rubber gloves? Poor lab attire – 5/10.

poppys don’t have eyes or hands, where am i suppost to put those things?

That is no excuse for improper lab safety, Max. Cut a finger off a glove and put it over that closed bud there. Then the whole flower can sit behind a pair of goggles. See? Safety!

oh.. well i guess i did all this for nothing

also the closed bud is another head, not a hand Carlos

Oh…! Max, this is great! It’s even better than what I suggested! *he hugs the boy*

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my brain got ‘papi’ and ‘poppy’ mixed up, then this happened…

Where is that flower’s goggles? Their rubber gloves? Poor lab attire – 5/10.

poppys don’t have eyes or hands, where am i suppost to put those things?

That is no excuse for improper lab safety, Max. Cut a finger off a glove and put it over that closed bud there. Then the whole flower can sit behind a pair of goggles. See? Safety!