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“Well, an App is something you can have on your phone to-“ “What’s a phone?“

Carlos is grinning ridiculously so that you can’t mistake the last question as anything other than a jest. XD

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If anyone can tell me a good dad joke, maybe I’ll take back what I said about disliking them. Maybe.

I thought the one about walking uphill was pretty good.

…that was a dad joke? Huh, I guess it just flew over my head..

Yeah… right over your head. Just like that gullible. Did you see it?

N-no..?

You know what, I think I’m too stupid for dad jokes. I just don’t get any of them.

No, no, you’re not too stupid. It just takes some people a little time. And I’m just messing with you – that’s what some jokes do.

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If anyone can tell me a good dad joke, maybe I’ll take back what I said about disliking them. Maybe.

I thought the one about walking uphill was pretty good.

“With your complexion, you should stay out of the sun.”

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Complexion? I felt that it was possibly tanner than usual…

But can you imagine? If you go green… the Hulk with a tan?

Carlos, put your hands down my shirt pronto. It’s the ONLY WAY to save the internet!!!

GET YOUR NASTY BOSOM AWAY

You want to continue harassing me? Go to Battleforthenet.com and contact your senators! We only need one more vote!

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in this household we agree that dima is a nudist

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“You mean there’s people out there who don’t agree I’m a nudist?”

“I Just thought you wore electrical tape and called it ‘pants’.”

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That’s it – you’re both grounded.

M!A

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Where are the fuck laundry pods im gonna throw them in the lake

Don’t encourage bad behavior among the fish too, Max

You’re not my dad I’m gonna throw em in the lake

“You’re not my dad”

IT’S FOR SCIENCE DA- CARLOS! FUCK!

_{^{animal cruelty isn’t science, Max…}}

Where did you get that from putting a laundry pod in lake water? I could’ve put lake water in a bucket somewhere and call it the lake. I’m not that much of an asshole.

You just said ‘the lake’! You didn’t elaborate!

*Max shrugged*

Hey, unrelated question, do you know where any buckets are?

No. Wouldn’t your Quartermaster know?

Probably not, I wouldn’t ask him either.

Anyway d’you wanna help me with this science thing or not?

Wait… you want me to help you now?