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Where are the fuck laundry pods im gonna throw them in the lake

Don’t encourage bad behavior among the fish too, Max

You’re not my dad I’m gonna throw em in the lake

“You’re not my dad”

IT’S FOR SCIENCE DA- CARLOS! FUCK!

animal cruelty isn’t science, Max…

Where did you get that from putting a laundry pod in lake water? I could’ve put lake water in a bucket somewhere and call it the lake. I’m not that much of an asshole.

You just said ‘the lake’! You didn’t elaborate!

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Where are the fuck laundry pods im gonna throw them in the lake

Don’t encourage bad behavior among the fish too, Max

You’re not my dad I’m gonna throw em in the lake

“You’re not my dad”

IT’S FOR SCIENCE DA- CARLOS! FUCK!

animal cruelty isn’t science, Max…

*swoops in* CONFISCATION BY (pseudo)PARENT *takes away flask with a deep Disappointed™ frown*

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he
watches as Carlos runs off, sniffling slightly.. oh, oh no Max please
don’t- he starts crying, tightly holding onto Angies shirt*

A: Oh, Maxy! It’s okay! Papa’s gonna be back soon! *she
tries to gently bounce him, though with her size it quickly becomes a bit
difficult. She instead sits on a log and holds him close, still cooing at him.*
Papa’s just getting his car! Then we can go to the store and get you all sorts
of nice things! You know, daddy got me a blanket with science stuff on it for
my first birthday – I still have it! I didn’t bring it though – I wish I did.
Then you could use it!

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

M: *Max makes random sounds and paps Carlos’ face*

… *holds him closer*

My special boy…

*:・゚✧

(◕‿◕)

*:・゚✧

M: *he laughs, clapping his little hands*

C: Angie? Look at your new sorta-brother! *shows bby Max to her*

A: Ooh, he’s cute!

*he blinks and curiously reachs for Angie*

A: *She just grins and gives him her hand to grab* Awe… hi
baby! You have big eyes!

C: He does. And look at all that hair. You’ve got a fluffy
head, Max!

*he laughs, happily holding one of Angies fingers*

A: Ooh, you’re so strong! *wiggles the finger he’s holding
onto*

C: He’s going to grow up again soon. It’s a little sad… but
he’s ten years old and really needs to be the age he actually is. But I was told it would be just a day, so it should be fine. 🙂

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

M: *Max makes random sounds and paps Carlos’ face*

… *holds him closer*

My special boy…

*:・゚✧

(◕‿◕)

*:・゚✧

M: *he laughs, clapping his little hands*

C: Angie? Look at your new sorta-brother! *shows bby Max to her*

A: Ooh, he’s cute!