Affection is gross and I don’t want any! *lies, clearly*
Well you’re getting some! *ruffles Max’ hair and squeezes
him one last squeeze before letting him go.*
Tag: dadlos
Carlos: *picks up @max-searchhistory* This is my new son.
Carlos: *picks up @dedmaxsearchhistory* This is also my new son. He’s a rescue.
W hA t
Hi, ‘W hA t’. I’m Dadlos.
That doesn’t make any sense.
It’s a dad joke. It doesn’t have to make sense 🙂
I- dammit you’re right
Watch your mouth, young man! ♥ Love you!
I don’t know how to feel about this.. *squint*
*smiles at him* I’m just teasing you, kiddo.
Jeez, okay.
Come here *grabs him and pulls him into a hug*
N oo
Yis. This is a Dad thing to do as well. *hugs him closer*
hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*
I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??
*he smiles slightly* really?
Absolutely, Max. You can even exchange rings if you guys
really wanted to.*he smiles excidedly* that sounds.. awesome!
Awesome 🙂 Hey, maybe go tell Darcy, huh? That’s their name, right?
uhh… well.. well i kinda have to wait til seeing her doesn’t make me want to cry so i can make up to her cause someone made a fake breakup note for her… plus i doubt she wants to see me right now…
Oh no… well, the key to a relationship is to communicate. Maybe get her some flowers when you talk to
her next. Or her favorite candy bar.
yeah! *he chuckles, clapping his hands excidedly*
Alright! *Carlos knelt down beside Max.* Get in close, buddy.
*he leans in close and smiles*
*takes a picture of both of them.* Great! *he shows the picture to Max*
*he chuckles and looks at the picture* i know the perfect stickers for you!
Oh yeah? *grins*
*he nods, pulling up the sticker menu*
*continues to kneel next to Max, watching to see what he
would do.**he’s putting various ribbons on both their heads, he looks happy*
Awe, how cute!
hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*
I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??
*he smiles slightly* really?
Absolutely, Max. You can even exchange rings if you guys
really wanted to.*he smiles excidedly* that sounds.. awesome!
Awesome 🙂 Hey, maybe go tell Darcy, huh? That’s their name, right?
yeah! *he chuckles, clapping his hands excidedly*
Alright! *Carlos knelt down beside Max.* Get in close, buddy.
*he leans in close and smiles*
*takes a picture of both of them.* Great! *he shows the picture to Max*
*he chuckles and looks at the picture* i know the perfect stickers for you!
Oh yeah? *grins*
*he nods, pulling up the sticker menu*
*continues to kneel next to Max, watching to see what he
would do.*
hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*
I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??
*he smiles slightly* really?
Absolutely, Max. You can even exchange rings if you guys
really wanted to.
Carlos: *picks up @max-searchhistory* This is my new son.
Carlos: *picks up @dedmaxsearchhistory* This is also my new son. He’s a rescue.
W hA t
Hi, ‘W hA t’. I’m Dadlos.
That doesn’t make any sense.
It’s a dad joke. It doesn’t have to make sense 🙂
I- dammit you’re right
Watch your mouth, young man! ♥ Love you!
I don’t know how to feel about this.. *squint*
*smiles at him* I’m just teasing you, kiddo.
Jeez, okay.
Come here *grabs him and pulls him into a hug*
hey d- Carlos, sense you already meet Darcy, do you wanna come to our wedding when we get married? *he smiles*
I mean, I have to I guess. But I had no idea – you guys are just kids, aren’t you??
yup, but we love each other! i don’t really know why age matters when you love someone..
That’s… more for adults than kids, Max. Your guys’ brain
literally isn’t fully developed for decision-making. That’s why people spend
18-22 years with their parents before moving out.*he frowns* but i’ve been both those ages and i still wanted to marry Darcy!
Because of Grey-faces, huh? You didn’t spend nearly enough
time as those ages though.I’m sorry, Max, but I’m just concerned. And… how do you
think you’re legally going to get married?*he starts to say something but realises Carlos’ point, he looks at the ground as he thinks* maybe… we could get the Anons to turn us into adults, then we’d get married and turn back to kids!
*sighs* Max… you’re both still going to be children. It might not even stick.
*he frowns but nods slightly* ..o-okay…
*he frowns too. He didn’t really wanna break the kid’s
heart* But… there are things that kids can do. There are commitment ceremonies
and friendship ceremonies… not really legally binding like marriage would be,
but it’s something that can be on paper.
yeah! *he chuckles, clapping his hands excidedly*
Alright! *Carlos knelt down beside Max.* Get in close, buddy.
*he leans in close and smiles*
*takes a picture of both of them.* Great! *he shows the picture to Max*
*he chuckles and looks at the picture* i know the perfect stickers for you!
Oh yeah? *grins*
The Perfect Scientist 