*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice
*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need
what the fuck.. well the anon was lying
Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*
*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice
*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*
A: Papa, he won’t let go.
C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*
*Max curiously watches as the cashier scans the items*
*Carlos moved to the pin machine and paid for the items. He then started loading up the cart with the bags* Alright, kids, let’s get going! Thank you! *he says to the cashier*
*he grabs into Carlos’ hand any chance he got, yawning again as the cart was filled*
*They leave the store and make it back to the car. Carlos opens the side door and reaches to pull Max out of the cart*
C: Angie, can you get me one of those diapers from the package please? And the wipes?
A: Okay, Papa! *she gets the things out and has them ready for him.*
*he tiredly hugs the other, almost dropping his stuffed animal* paps…
C: Shh… it’s okay, Max. You’re sleepy, aren’t you? Let’s get you changed and then we can wrap you up in your brand new blanket. *lays him down in the seat and grabs his toy, setting it right next to his head. He takes off the make-shift diaper he made and Angela hands him the wipes and new diaper*
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*
A: Papa, he won’t let go.
C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*
*Max curiously watches as the cashier scans the items*
*Carlos moved to the pin machine and paid for the items. He then started loading up the cart with the bags* Alright, kids, let’s get going! Thank you! *he says to the cashier*
*he grabs into Carlos’ hand any chance he got, yawning again as the cart was filled*
*They leave the store and make it back to the car. Carlos opens the side door and reaches to pull Max out of the cart*
C: Angie, can you get me one of those diapers from the package please? And the wipes?
A: Okay, Papa! *she gets the things out and has them ready for him.*
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*
A: Papa, he won’t let go.
C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*
*Max curiously watches as the cashier scans the items*
*Carlos moved to the pin machine and paid for the items. He then started loading up the cart with the bags* Alright, kids, let’s get going! Thank you! *he says to the cashier*
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*
A: Papa, he won’t let go.
C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*A: Papa, he likes this one!
C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.
A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*
*he yawns, tiredly looking at the rest toys and watching as Angie put the teething ring in the cart*
*Angie walks to the front of the cart and peers at Max* Hey, Maxy. You getting sleepy?
*grumpy lil tired baby noises*
C: I think he’s about done here. So am I – let’s go get these things paid for and get him into a real diaper. *he moves to start pushing the cart to the register*
*he reachs up for Carlos again, cooing softly*
*Carlos smiles and offers him his hand to hold* We’re almost out of here, buddy – I promise. Angie – put things up on the counter for me honey?
A: Okay, Papa!
*tinyest hands holds his hand, Max makes random noises*
C: Hey, buddy. Gimme a second, I need to get my wallet out, okay? *he pulls his hand away and gets out his wallet.*
*Angie reaches for Max’ toy to put it on the belt*
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*A: Papa, he likes this one!
C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.
A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*
*he yawns, tiredly looking at the rest toys and watching as Angie put the teething ring in the cart*
*Angie walks to the front of the cart and peers at Max* Hey, Maxy. You getting sleepy?
*grumpy lil tired baby noises*
C: I think he’s about done here. So am I – let’s go get these things paid for and get him into a real diaper. *he moves to start pushing the cart to the register*
*he reachs up for Carlos again, cooing softly*
*Carlos smiles and offers him his hand to hold* We’re almost out of here, buddy – I promise. Angie – put things up on the counter for me honey?
A: Okay, Papa!
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*A: Papa, he likes this one!
C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.
A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*
*he yawns, tiredly looking at the rest toys and watching as Angie put the teething ring in the cart*
*Angie walks to the front of the cart and peers at Max* Hey, Maxy. You getting sleepy?
*grumpy lil tired baby noises*
C: I think he’s about done here. So am I – let’s go get these things paid for and get him into a real diaper. *he moves to start pushing the cart to the register*
Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!
*he
tries to chew on a few but is usually stopped, he likes few of the toys
brought to him, but clings to one of the stuffed animals Angie brought
over*
A: Papa, he likes this one!
C: Ooh, that’s great! I’ll get that for him then. Find a teething ring too, will you honey? I think I’m almost done here.
A: Okay! *she finds a little soft plastic ring with liquid and glitter inside and puts it in the cart*
The Perfect Scientist 
