dead max shipped himself to some far off place!

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I thought it was illegal to ship children  through the mail. Where is he?

okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*

Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?

pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue

Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?

yeah, i should be back at camp soon enough so long as we don’t get pulled over..

That’s good to hear. Wait, why would you get pulled over?

… no reason, just.. we have a long way to go and Dan wants to get back as soon as possible..

Ah, I see. Alright – travel safely.

alright, see you when i get back dad

Okay, kiddo. See you soo –

*his mouth starts to break out into a wide, slightly shit-eating grin*

dead max shipped himself to some far off place!

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I thought it was illegal to ship children  through the mail. Where is he?

okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*

Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?

pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue

Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?

yeah, i should be back at camp soon enough so long as we don’t get pulled over..

That’s good to hear. Wait, why would you get pulled over?

… no reason, just.. we have a long way to go and Dan wants to get back as soon as possible..

Ah, I see. Alright – travel safely.

dead max shipped himself to some far off place!

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I thought it was illegal to ship children  through the mail. Where is he?

okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*

Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?

pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue

Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?

yeah, i should be back at camp soon enough so long as we don’t get pulled over..

That’s good to hear. Wait, why would you get pulled over?

dead max shipped himself to some far off place!

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I thought it was illegal to ship children  through the mail. Where is he?

okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*

Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?

pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue

Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

it’s alright Carlos, really, it’s the anons, and partly my, fault

And mine.  I… need to be alone for a while. Try not to get into trouble, Max. *he meant that last part as a joke, but his tone of voice wasn’t very into it.*

*he nods slightly, glancing away* robbing a bank’s not getting in trouble, right? *he said in a half joking tone*

*Carlos just sighs. He realizes it’s a joke, but… okay, he wasn’t feeling it at all* Yes, Max. It is. Unless you’re playing ‘house’ or something. I’m going to head to my camp. Um… come get me if you need me.

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

it’s alright Carlos, really, it’s the anons, and partly my, fault

And mine.  I… need to be alone for a while. Try not to get into trouble, Max. *he meant that last part as a joke, but his tone of voice wasn’t very into it.*

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*

*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?

*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?

It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?

of course it’s a toy

….

I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.

yeah, because anons are assuming assholes that will running telling the minute they think someone is doing wrong even if they don’t know what the fuck is going on

Why… why didn’t you correct me? *his tone wasn’t accusing, just… kind of lost and disillusioned. Unhappy with himself.*

honestly? i don’t know.. maybe to see your reaction when you figured it out

*Was Max playing with him? Carlos didn’t know what he was feeling. Not good when you’re facing an impressionable ten-year-old. He offered the toy gun back without a word, still trying to figure out what to say.

*he smiles and takes the gun, checking the sight before pocketing the gun* what now?

I’m… going to go back to work. I’m… sorry, Max. *he really is. He is really unhappy with himself, though he didn’t know.*

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*

*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?

*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?

It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?

of course it’s a toy

….

I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.

yeah, because anons are assuming assholes that will running telling the minute they think someone is doing wrong even if they don’t know what the fuck is going on

Why… why didn’t you correct me? *his tone wasn’t accusing, just… kind of lost and disillusioned. Unhappy with himself.*

honestly? i don’t know.. maybe to see your reaction when you figured it out

*Was Max playing with him? Carlos didn’t know what he was feeling. Not good when you’re facing an impressionable ten-year-old. He offered the toy gun back without a word, still trying to figure out what to say.

Carlos! DedMax appearantly has a gun! And he lost it and is looking for it!

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I knew he had one. I’ve been trying to get him to give it to me in case of something happening.

Hey, Max? Who did you say was holding the ammo for it? @dedmaxsearchhistory

*he sighs sadly and handed it over, it didn’t feel too heavy, it actually… it’s dripping*

*stares at the gun. Is starting to feel awkward and unhappy with himself.* Max… what is this?

*confused kid sound-* … it’s a gun ?

It’s wet… Max, is this a toy?

of course it’s a toy

….

I’ve been led to believe it was an actual gun.

yeah, because anons are assuming assholes that will running telling the minute they think someone is doing wrong even if they don’t know what the fuck is going on

Why… why didn’t you correct me? *his tone wasn’t accusing, just… kind of lost and disillusioned. Unhappy with himself.*