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-hands carlos a map- this will take you to where max is tied up

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You anons have magic, right? Couldn’t you have teleported me to him? Or teleported him out??

I’m coming, Max!!!!

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*XD- the map leads deep into the woods, as Carlos gets closer, he notccies deep claw and burns marks on the trees and ground…*

*Carlos is so confused and scared by what he’s seeing. He takes out his field knife just in case as he gets closer*

*after abit more walking, Carlos found a ring of strange rocks, no sign of Max yet…*

*Carlos did not like this one bit. He referred to the map to see where he needed to go from there, trying to keep a distance away from the rock ring. Bloodstones were used in Night Vale, so he knew not to even touch a ring of rocks.*

*the map said he was only a few feet away from Max ? is it broken?*

*Carlos frowned and he wandered around, looking behind the trees and bushes for Max. No he wasn’t going into the rock ring.*

*one of the trees had some rope tied to a lower branch? what’s this doing here? oh wait, did the anon say Max was tied up?*

*Carlos scrutinized the rope and went to investigate it.* Max…? Are you anywhere near here, buddy?

*hanging from one of the higher branches hung Max, it doesn’t look like he was moving*

Max! Damn! *Carlos grabbed him and used his knife to cut him down. He quickly lay Max on the ground and made sure there wasn’t anything constricting his breathing.*

-hands carlos a map- this will take you to where max is tied up

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You anons have magic, right? Couldn’t you have teleported me to him? Or teleported him out??

I’m coming, Max!!!!

@dedmaxsearchhistory

*XD- the map leads deep into the woods, as Carlos gets closer, he notccies deep claw and burns marks on the trees and ground…*

*Carlos is so confused and scared by what he’s seeing. He takes out his field knife just in case as he gets closer*

*after abit more walking, Carlos found a ring of strange rocks, no sign of Max yet…*

*Carlos did not like this one bit. He referred to the map to see where he needed to go from there, trying to keep a distance away from the rock ring. Bloodstones were used in Night Vale, so he knew not to even touch a ring of rocks.*

*the map said he was only a few feet away from Max ? is it broken?*

*Carlos frowned and he wandered around, looking behind the trees and bushes for Max. No he wasn’t going into the rock ring.*

*one of the trees had some rope tied to a lower branch? what’s this doing here? oh wait, did the anon say Max was tied up?*

*Carlos scrutinized the rope and went to investigate it.* Max…? Are you anywhere near here, buddy?

-hands carlos a map- this will take you to where max is tied up

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You anons have magic, right? Couldn’t you have teleported me to him? Or teleported him out??

I’m coming, Max!!!!

@dedmaxsearchhistory

*XD- the map leads deep into the woods, as Carlos gets closer, he notccies deep claw and burns marks on the trees and ground…*

*Carlos is so confused and scared by what he’s seeing. He takes out his field knife just in case as he gets closer*

*after abit more walking, Carlos found a ring of strange rocks, no sign of Max yet…*

*Carlos did not like this one bit. He referred to the map to see where he needed to go from there, trying to keep a distance away from the rock ring. Bloodstones were used in Night Vale, so he knew not to even touch a ring of rocks.*

*the map said he was only a few feet away from Max ? is it broken?*

*Carlos frowned and he wandered around, looking behind the trees and bushes for Max. No he wasn’t going into the rock ring.*

-hands carlos a map- this will take you to where max is tied up

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

You anons have magic, right? Couldn’t you have teleported me to him? Or teleported him out??

I’m coming, Max!!!!

@dedmaxsearchhistory

*XD- the map leads deep into the woods, as Carlos gets closer, he notccies deep claw and burns marks on the trees and ground…*

*Carlos is so confused and scared by what he’s seeing. He takes out his field knife just in case as he gets closer*

*after abit more walking, Carlos found a ring of strange rocks, no sign of Max yet…*

*Carlos did not like this one bit. He referred to the map to see where he needed to go from there, trying to keep a distance away from the rock ring. Bloodstones were used in Night Vale, so he knew not to even touch a ring of rocks.*

-hands carlos a map- this will take you to where max is tied up

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

You anons have magic, right? Couldn’t you have teleported me to him? Or teleported him out??

I’m coming, Max!!!!

@dedmaxsearchhistory

*XD- the map leads deep into the woods, as Carlos gets closer, he notccies deep claw and burns marks on the trees and ground…*

*Carlos is so confused and scared by what he’s seeing. He takes out his field knife just in case as he gets closer*

dedmax is looking to fight people!

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Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

that’s bullshyt, people should be allowed to fight if they want to! *he angrily crosses his arms*

Do you want to get in trouble, Max?

…. since when have i ever cared about getting in trouble?

Since the moment I find out about said-trouble. It’s best to avoid that in the first place, Max.

but i wanna fight everyone!

But you can only fight those who want to fight you first. THat’s just how the world works, Max. Okay?

… *sighs and glances away* yeah, okay..

This brings me to my second point, Max: If you wanna fight, you need to learn to fight well.

*he rose a brow* okay, now i’m listening..

THe point of a fight is to end it as soon as possible, Max. And to do everything to avoid it in the first place, but if you get hit first anything goes. Except death.

Anyway… so, when fighting you work for a take-down.

wait, what if they’re trying to kill me, then can i kill them? death technically counts as a take-down right?

Well… yes. You can answer deadly force with deadly force.

*he smiles* cool..!

Eh… well, Max, death is kind of permanent to most people. So you should try not to… okay?

*his smile fades slightly* oh right.. that’s kinda easy to forget around here…

I thought so. It’s okay, Max. But this is a serious thing that you want to do here, you know. So you should know how to do it right and get in minimum trouble about it.

*he nods, glancing away*

What got you into fighting anyway, Max?

i’m tiny and full of pain anger

Huh… Okay. Have you thought about taking some martial arts class?

‘martial arts’? can’t say i have..

It might be something to look into. You could do some fighting in a controlled environment so you could get your energy out more safely.

huh.. that.. actually sounds kinda cool *he smiles softly*

You would probably like it. It has a belt system that would give you a sense of accomplishment as well – I think that would do wonders for you, Max. *smiles widely at him*

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Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

that’s bullshyt, people should be allowed to fight if they want to! *he angrily crosses his arms*

Do you want to get in trouble, Max?

…. since when have i ever cared about getting in trouble?

Since the moment I find out about said-trouble. It’s best to avoid that in the first place, Max.

but i wanna fight everyone!

But you can only fight those who want to fight you first. THat’s just how the world works, Max. Okay?

… *sighs and glances away* yeah, okay..

This brings me to my second point, Max: If you wanna fight, you need to learn to fight well.

*he rose a brow* okay, now i’m listening..

THe point of a fight is to end it as soon as possible, Max. And to do everything to avoid it in the first place, but if you get hit first anything goes. Except death.

Anyway… so, when fighting you work for a take-down.

wait, what if they’re trying to kill me, then can i kill them? death technically counts as a take-down right?

Well… yes. You can answer deadly force with deadly force.

*he smiles* cool..!

Eh… well, Max, death is kind of permanent to most people. So you should try not to… okay?

*his smile fades slightly* oh right.. that’s kinda easy to forget around here…

I thought so. It’s okay, Max. But this is a serious thing that you want to do here, you know. So you should know how to do it right and get in minimum trouble about it.

*he nods, glancing away*

What got you into fighting anyway, Max?

i’m tiny and full of pain anger

Huh… Okay. Have you thought about taking some martial arts class?

‘martial arts’? can’t say i have..

It might be something to look into. You could do some fighting in a controlled environment so you could get your energy out more safely.

dedmax is looking to fight people!

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Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

that’s bullshyt, people should be allowed to fight if they want to! *he angrily crosses his arms*

Do you want to get in trouble, Max?

…. since when have i ever cared about getting in trouble?

Since the moment I find out about said-trouble. It’s best to avoid that in the first place, Max.

but i wanna fight everyone!

But you can only fight those who want to fight you first. THat’s just how the world works, Max. Okay?

… *sighs and glances away* yeah, okay..

This brings me to my second point, Max: If you wanna fight, you need to learn to fight well.

*he rose a brow* okay, now i’m listening..

THe point of a fight is to end it as soon as possible, Max. And to do everything to avoid it in the first place, but if you get hit first anything goes. Except death.

Anyway… so, when fighting you work for a take-down.

wait, what if they’re trying to kill me, then can i kill them? death technically counts as a take-down right?

Well… yes. You can answer deadly force with deadly force.

*he smiles* cool..!

Eh… well, Max, death is kind of permanent to most people. So you should try not to… okay?

*his smile fades slightly* oh right.. that’s kinda easy to forget around here…

I thought so. It’s okay, Max. But this is a serious thing that you want to do here, you know. So you should know how to do it right and get in minimum trouble about it.

*he nods, glancing away*

What got you into fighting anyway, Max?

i’m tiny and full of pain anger

Huh… Okay. Have you thought about taking some martial arts class?

dedmax is looking to fight people!

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Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?

Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory

gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..

Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?

you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..

Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.

wait what? why not? *frowns*

Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.

that’s bullshyt, people should be allowed to fight if they want to! *he angrily crosses his arms*

Do you want to get in trouble, Max?

…. since when have i ever cared about getting in trouble?

Since the moment I find out about said-trouble. It’s best to avoid that in the first place, Max.

but i wanna fight everyone!

But you can only fight those who want to fight you first. THat’s just how the world works, Max. Okay?

… *sighs and glances away* yeah, okay..

This brings me to my second point, Max: If you wanna fight, you need to learn to fight well.

*he rose a brow* okay, now i’m listening..

THe point of a fight is to end it as soon as possible, Max. And to do everything to avoid it in the first place, but if you get hit first anything goes. Except death.

Anyway… so, when fighting you work for a take-down.

wait, what if they’re trying to kill me, then can i kill them? death technically counts as a take-down right?

Well… yes. You can answer deadly force with deadly force.

*he smiles* cool..!

Eh… well, Max, death is kind of permanent to most people. So you should try not to… okay?

*his smile fades slightly* oh right.. that’s kinda easy to forget around here…

I thought so. It’s okay, Max. But this is a serious thing that you want to do here, you know. So you should know how to do it right and get in minimum trouble about it.

*he nods, glancing away*

What got you into fighting anyway, Max?