dedmax ate over 50 crayons, we couldn’t stop him…

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That could create intestinal blockage! @dedmaxsearchhistory are you okay??

depends what we’re talking about- wait why?

Eating crayons. Have you done it? If it’s just one, that’s fine, but if it’s more than one Max I need you to tell me.

eating- gods fucking damn it, I DIDN’T EAT ANY CRAYONS. i only licked one

G- God fu-freaking… Ugh! *yells at the anons* STOP IT! STOP TELLING ME LIES!

*sighs* at least now you don’t have to freak out over wether or not i ate 50 crayons

I’m sorry, Max… *picks him up and hugs him with a sad face* 😥

*he pats Carlos’ back* you were just worried, it’s alright

I was very worried. I just want you safe, buddy… *hugs him a little tighter.*

dedmax ate over 50 crayons, we couldn’t stop him…

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

That could create intestinal blockage! @dedmaxsearchhistory are you okay??

depends what we’re talking about- wait why?

Eating crayons. Have you done it? If it’s just one, that’s fine, but if it’s more than one Max I need you to tell me.

eating- gods fucking damn it, I DIDN’T EAT ANY CRAYONS. i only licked one

G- God fu-freaking… Ugh! *yells at the anons* STOP IT! STOP TELLING ME LIES!

*sighs* at least now you don’t have to freak out over wether or not i ate 50 crayons

I’m sorry, Max… *picks him up and hugs him with a sad face* 😥

dedmax ate over 50 crayons, we couldn’t stop him…

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

That could create intestinal blockage! @dedmaxsearchhistory are you okay??

depends what we’re talking about- wait why?

Eating crayons. Have you done it? If it’s just one, that’s fine, but if it’s more than one Max I need you to tell me.

eating- gods fucking damn it, I DIDN’T EAT ANY CRAYONS. i only licked one

G- God fu-freaking… Ugh! *yells at the anons* STOP IT! STOP TELLING ME LIES!

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That’s it – you’re both grounded.

whAT?! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

You advocated swearing for yourself.

After supper go straight to bed. No dessert.

i swear all the time!

I SAID NO FUCKIN’ SWEARING IN MY LOBBY!

you… YOU JUST FUCKING SWORE!

MAX!

WHAT?!

Ooh boy you in trouble!

*rubs face with hands* oh my gods- this makes no sense!

you are SUPER GROUNDED

……

YOU’RE GROUNDED!

what the fuck-

You gon’ go to super jail Max… you have my word

i’ll just get Jon to break me out!

This ain’t no Super Guantanamo, boy…

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That’s it – you’re both grounded.

whAT?! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

You advocated swearing for yourself.

After supper go straight to bed. No dessert.

i swear all the time!

I SAID NO FUCKIN’ SWEARING IN MY LOBBY!

you… YOU JUST FUCKING SWORE!

MAX!

WHAT?!

Ooh boy you in trouble!

*rubs face with hands* oh my gods- this makes no sense!

you are SUPER GROUNDED

……

YOU’RE GROUNDED!

what the fuck-

You gon’ go to super jail Max… you have my word

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@max-searchhistory @dedmaxsearchhistory

That’s it – you’re both grounded.

whAT?! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

You advocated swearing for yourself.

After supper go straight to bed. No dessert.

i swear all the time!

I SAID NO FUCKIN’ SWEARING IN MY LOBBY!

you… YOU JUST FUCKING SWORE!

MAX!

WHAT?!

Ooh boy you in trouble!

*rubs face with hands* oh my gods- this makes no sense!

you are SUPER GROUNDED

……

YOU’RE GROUNDED!

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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@max-searchhistory @dedmaxsearchhistory

That’s it – you’re both grounded.

whAT?! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

You advocated swearing for yourself.

After supper go straight to bed. No dessert.

i swear all the time!

I SAID NO FUCKIN’ SWEARING IN MY LOBBY!

you… YOU JUST FUCKING SWORE!

MAX!

WHAT?!

Ooh boy you in trouble!

*rubs face with hands* oh my gods- this makes no sense!

you are SUPER GROUNDED

dedmaxsearchhistory:

the-perfect-scientist:

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@max-searchhistory @dedmaxsearchhistory

That’s it – you’re both grounded.

whAT?! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

You advocated swearing for yourself.

After supper go straight to bed. No dessert.

i swear all the time!

I SAID NO FUCKIN’ SWEARING IN MY LOBBY!

you… YOU JUST FUCKING SWORE!

MAX!

WHAT?!

Ooh boy you in trouble!