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‘Dad’? Who’s this?

Well, first, I’d keep going to the hospital. Unless it’s too far away. THen stop and put a compress to your friend’s wound. Elevate their legs and have someone call 911 – paramedics are ALLOWED to break traffic laws, but you aren’t.

i-it’s alright now, i got her to hospital *he smiled slightly and glanced away*

Oh good… thank goodness. Is everything okay, Max?

*he nods* just.. alittle shaken up still i guess..

Okay… understandable. I’m glad you’re okay.

*he smiles slightly* yeah..  have you ever had to drive a friend to a hospital?

Yeah, actually… back in college a friend of mine was in a golfcart accident and I drove him.

really? damn.. what happened to cause the accident?

A tree. It came out of nowhere. Tim likes trees… but you shouldn’t try climbing one with wheels. Heh… He’s good now. He’s okay.

*he nods slightly* that’s good.. i mean, that he’s okay, not that he tried to climb a tree in a golfcart

I was joking about that – he didn’t mean to hit the tree.

Anyway… I’m glad you and your friend are okay. That is so good to hear. Do you guys need anything?

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i tjink thaere’s still a nial in my headd

Damn… should I get the pliers, Max? Will.. will it hurt?

*he rubs the area he was hit, whincing slightly* will it hurt? probably..

Oh… um, okay. I… I’ll get my tools. And a water bottle – it should get cleaned up some too. Just.. just hang on.

*he nods and sits on the ground, still pretty out of of it*

*comes back* Okay… Okay, okay, let’s see what I’m working with here. Where… where is it, Max? Max? You with me, buddy?

*he groans slightly, tightly shutting his eyes* it’s fucking… *points to the side of his head* right here…

Okay… um… okay. Can you.. hold your hair out of the way?

*he nods and pulls his hair out of the way so Carlos could see the nail*

*he mails a gross noise. God, that… that is really in there. He takes a deep breath* Okay… gonna get some water on that first. *he opens the bottle and as gently as he can pours a small stream over the wound, trying to wash away blood so he can see it a little better*

*he doesn’t really react, he just sighs softly and closes his eyes*

*carlos snaps on a rubber glove from his pocket (he is a scientist after all and is always prepared) and he finishes cleaning as best as he can. He then gets his pliers.* Okay, um… I”m just gonna yank this out I guess. Max, do you… is there anything I should expect? Will you bleed some more? Or will you… will you die suddenly or… something?

i.. don’t think i’ll die, but i’ll probably bleed alot once it’s out… *he shrugs* but i’ve been wrong before so who fucking knows

Uh, um, then… I’ll try to be careful… God damn… *he takes a deep breath and reaches for the nail* This might hurt…

*he nods slightly, and holds as still as he can as he waits for this to be over*

*Carlos grabs the nail with the pliers and before he can talk himself out of it he yanks on it. Hard. It pops out almost too easily*

OW! SON OF A BITCH! *he puts a hand over the spot* t-thanks… *there was definitely alot of blood, but Max doesn’t seem to notice*

Oh, shit! Hang on! *he digs in his pocket for a tissue packet and pulls out a few of them. He moves Max’s hand and presses the wad of tissues to the wound, trying to stop the bleeding.* Oh God, oh God, oh God… that’s so much…

what’s going on? so much of what? *worried child noise* d-did something go wrong?

I… I don’t know? The nail’s out, Max. But you’re bleeding a lot. I dunno if it’s because it’s a head wound… how are you feeling? Can you tell me?

i feel as numb as before but now i guess kinda cold ?? how much is alot?

Um… I’d say probably normal for a headwound. But I don’t know how deep the nail went. Do you have a healing factor? Or does it just… stop bleeding and sort of scar over?

i think i only heal really quick when i’m dead… i think i still have a healing potion though.. *he starts looking through his pockets, looks like the bleeding slowed abit*

You only heal when you’re dead? Um… alright… *he checks the compress before pushing it to the wound again* Hey, try not to move around too much, buddy.

oh right, sorry.. *he sighed* do you think a bandaid is going to work with this?

Uh… not now. Maybe some ace wrap or medical tape and some gauze would be better. Just so it stops bleeding. I’ve got a kit in my tent… unless you know where the one in camp is?

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You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.

@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*

*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?

*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.

*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…

Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?

it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!

They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.

i can see over the hood of the car just fine! er,  s-so why wouldn’t they? i mean, we don’t even know how old these kids were! and what’s ‘tacky’ about Jasons mask?

Jason’s mask is tacky because it’s unoriginal. Should’ve gone with Donald Trump or something – would be making a statement that way. And iit’s an absolute miracle – or just dumb luck – that you didn’t crash the car! *pretends to look away as he speaks, but he’s still watching Max out of the corner of his eye*

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You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.

@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*

*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?

*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.

*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…

Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?

it’s to drive if you push the seat up a bunch! and who knows how they didn’t get caught, maybe they had cool masks or somthing..!

They couldn’t have possibly seen over the hood of the car. And what kind of cool masks? Like Jason Voorhees? That’s not cool – that’s tacky.

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‘Dad’? Who’s this?

Well, first, I’d keep going to the hospital. Unless it’s too far away. THen stop and put a compress to your friend’s wound. Elevate their legs and have someone call 911 – paramedics are ALLOWED to break traffic laws, but you aren’t.

i-it’s alright now, i got her to hospital *he smiled slightly and glanced away*

Oh good… thank goodness. Is everything okay, Max?

*he nods* just.. alittle shaken up still i guess..

Okay… understandable. I’m glad you’re okay.

*he smiles slightly* yeah..  have you ever had to drive a friend to a hospital?

Yeah, actually… back in college a friend of mine was in a golfcart accident and I drove him.

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You know, last time I listened to one of you guys I was wrong. Fool me twice and all that… Lemme just ask the boy myself.

@dedmaxsearchhistory? You hearing this? *gestures upward*

*oh shyt* yup- w-why would the anon think i was trying to rob a liqior store…?

*blinks at Max* Yeah…. why would they think that? *seems like Max is acting weird. Time for a little psychology…* I mean, you’re just a kid – How would you even pull that off? Kids are smart… but not that smart.

*he looked offended for a second before shrugging* i dunno, i’ve seen some kids do some pretty impressive things, and really all you need is the right tools and the right attitude and then almost anything is possible…

Oh yeah? YOu really think they could drive a car with those prepubescent legs and rob a liquor store without getting caught? Yet?

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‘Dad’? Who’s this?

Well, first, I’d keep going to the hospital. Unless it’s too far away. THen stop and put a compress to your friend’s wound. Elevate their legs and have someone call 911 – paramedics are ALLOWED to break traffic laws, but you aren’t.

i-it’s alright now, i got her to hospital *he smiled slightly and glanced away*

Oh good… thank goodness. Is everything okay, Max?

*he nods* just.. alittle shaken up still i guess..

Okay… understandable. I’m glad you’re okay.