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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*he holds back a chuckle* most have really sucked..

*gives him a look* Yeah, laugh it up, fuzz-head. Allergies are hilarious. I would have laughed, but I had a hard time breathing. *he smirks slightly, so it’s obvious he’s only teasing*

fuzz-head..? *he shakes his head slightly* can’t lie though, imagining someone you look up to being all teary and sneeze-y is kinda funny

You would have at least handed me a bottle of Claritin while you were laughing, right? *he’s still smiling* And yeah – you got all that hair on your head.

*he smiles slightly* yeah i guess .. and my hair is uncontrollible curly, there’s nothing that can be done about it… *he chuckles*

*chuckles as well and reaches down to ruffle his hair* A man after my own hair. But there is something that can be done – mousse is nice. Not the pudding, the other mousse. Not the hooved kind either.

*as Carlos ruffles his hair, he finds half a comb ? weird- Max tilts his head confusedly* ‘mousse’? what’s that?

*frowns at the comb and starts to play with the broken teeth* Well, it’s a sort of soft substance for your hair. It’s not hard like gel or hairspray though – it’s kind of like shaving cream, but lighter? It doesn’t froth when you rub it in your hands. It just… it’s a lighter alternative.

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*he holds back a chuckle* most have really sucked..

*gives him a look* Yeah, laugh it up, fuzz-head. Allergies are hilarious. I would have laughed, but I had a hard time breathing. *he smirks slightly, so it’s obvious he’s only teasing*

fuzz-head..? *he shakes his head slightly* can’t lie though, imagining someone you look up to being all teary and sneeze-y is kinda funny

You would have at least handed me a bottle of Claritin while you were laughing, right? *he’s still smiling* And yeah – you got all that hair on your head.

*he smiles slightly* yeah i guess .. and my hair is uncontrollible curly, there’s nothing that can be done about it… *he chuckles*

*chuckles as well and reaches down to ruffle his hair* A man after my own hair. But there is something that can be done – mousse is nice. Not the pudding, the other mousse. Not the hooved kind either.

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*he holds back a chuckle* most have really sucked..

*gives him a look* Yeah, laugh it up, fuzz-head. Allergies are hilarious. I would have laughed, but I had a hard time breathing. *he smirks slightly, so it’s obvious he’s only teasing*

fuzz-head..? *he shakes his head slightly* can’t lie though, imagining someone you look up to being all teary and sneeze-y is kinda funny

You would have at least handed me a bottle of Claritin while you were laughing, right? *he’s still smiling* And yeah – you got all that hair on your head.

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*he holds back a chuckle* most have really sucked..

*gives him a look* Yeah, laugh it up, fuzz-head. Allergies are hilarious. I would have laughed, but I had a hard time breathing. *he smirks slightly, so it’s obvious he’s only teasing*

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

that’s alright, if makes you feel better i was three weeks clean! *he smiles proudly*

That’s fantastic, Max! *he grins back. But then his smile goes a little sad* I’m still sorry. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt and trusted you… I handled that very poorly and I’m deeply sorry.

eh, it’s alright *he shrugs* it happens more then you think *he chuckles, taking another sip of juice* maybe you could make it up to me by me a drink sometime! *he said jokingly*

*gives him a look, but then grins* Sure. I’ll make it a virgin.

*he gives Carlos a confused look* a.. virgin what?

It means there’s no alcohol in it. At all. It’s just the juice or soda.

huh.. cool- wait, you can mix alcohol with soda?

Well, you can’t… not until you’re at least a semi-responsible adult.

then i’m already half way there! *he chuckles*

Less than. You’re ten, not eleven. 🙂

i meant the semi-responible part.. and i’m almost eleven!

Hah! You’re still a kid – you don’t have to be too responsible yet, buddy. And another ten-plus years will take a long time, so don’t even worry about drinking, okay?

techinally i am responsible cause i have two jobs and a car- oh wait i crashed it again… i had a car though! and a wife and three… uh nevermind about that last part..

… stay away from Grey-faces from now on, buddy.

but i like them! they’re sometimes pretty cool!

And sometimes they turn you into a cat, even though you’re allergic to cats.

…oh-

Yeah. It… it was great coming out of that one… there was still cat hair everywhere.

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

that’s alright, if makes you feel better i was three weeks clean! *he smiles proudly*

That’s fantastic, Max! *he grins back. But then his smile goes a little sad* I’m still sorry. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt and trusted you… I handled that very poorly and I’m deeply sorry.

eh, it’s alright *he shrugs* it happens more then you think *he chuckles, taking another sip of juice* maybe you could make it up to me by me a drink sometime! *he said jokingly*

*gives him a look, but then grins* Sure. I’ll make it a virgin.

*he gives Carlos a confused look* a.. virgin what?

It means there’s no alcohol in it. At all. It’s just the juice or soda.

huh.. cool- wait, you can mix alcohol with soda?

Well, you can’t… not until you’re at least a semi-responsible adult.

then i’m already half way there! *he chuckles*

Less than. You’re ten, not eleven. 🙂

i meant the semi-responible part.. and i’m almost eleven!

Hah! You’re still a kid – you don’t have to be too responsible yet, buddy. And another ten-plus years will take a long time, so don’t even worry about drinking, okay?

techinally i am responsible cause i have two jobs and a car- oh wait i crashed it again… i had a car though! and a wife and three… uh nevermind about that last part..

… stay away from Grey-faces from now on, buddy.

but i like them! they’re sometimes pretty cool!

And sometimes they turn you into a cat, even though you’re allergic to cats.

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

that’s alright, if makes you feel better i was three weeks clean! *he smiles proudly*

That’s fantastic, Max! *he grins back. But then his smile goes a little sad* I’m still sorry. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt and trusted you… I handled that very poorly and I’m deeply sorry.

eh, it’s alright *he shrugs* it happens more then you think *he chuckles, taking another sip of juice* maybe you could make it up to me by me a drink sometime! *he said jokingly*

*gives him a look, but then grins* Sure. I’ll make it a virgin.

*he gives Carlos a confused look* a.. virgin what?

It means there’s no alcohol in it. At all. It’s just the juice or soda.

huh.. cool- wait, you can mix alcohol with soda?

Well, you can’t… not until you’re at least a semi-responsible adult.

then i’m already half way there! *he chuckles*

Less than. You’re ten, not eleven. 🙂

i meant the semi-responible part.. and i’m almost eleven!

Hah! You’re still a kid – you don’t have to be too responsible yet, buddy. And another ten-plus years will take a long time, so don’t even worry about drinking, okay?

techinally i am responsible cause i have two jobs and a car- oh wait i crashed it again… i had a car though! and a wife and three… uh nevermind about that last part..

… stay away from Grey-faces from now on, buddy.

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

that’s alright, if makes you feel better i was three weeks clean! *he smiles proudly*

That’s fantastic, Max! *he grins back. But then his smile goes a little sad* I’m still sorry. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt and trusted you… I handled that very poorly and I’m deeply sorry.

eh, it’s alright *he shrugs* it happens more then you think *he chuckles, taking another sip of juice* maybe you could make it up to me by me a drink sometime! *he said jokingly*

*gives him a look, but then grins* Sure. I’ll make it a virgin.

*he gives Carlos a confused look* a.. virgin what?

It means there’s no alcohol in it. At all. It’s just the juice or soda.

huh.. cool- wait, you can mix alcohol with soda?

Well, you can’t… not until you’re at least a semi-responsible adult.

then i’m already half way there! *he chuckles*

Less than. You’re ten, not eleven. 🙂

i meant the semi-responible part.. and i’m almost eleven!

Hah! You’re still a kid – you don’t have to be too responsible yet, buddy. And another ten-plus years will take a long time, so don’t even worry about drinking, okay?

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

that’s alright, if makes you feel better i was three weeks clean! *he smiles proudly*

That’s fantastic, Max! *he grins back. But then his smile goes a little sad* I’m still sorry. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt and trusted you… I handled that very poorly and I’m deeply sorry.

eh, it’s alright *he shrugs* it happens more then you think *he chuckles, taking another sip of juice* maybe you could make it up to me by me a drink sometime! *he said jokingly*

*gives him a look, but then grins* Sure. I’ll make it a virgin.

*he gives Carlos a confused look* a.. virgin what?

It means there’s no alcohol in it. At all. It’s just the juice or soda.

huh.. cool- wait, you can mix alcohol with soda?

Well, you can’t… not until you’re at least a semi-responsible adult.

then i’m already half way there! *he chuckles*

Less than. You’re ten, not eleven. 🙂

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*confused Max sound???* okay, maybe you’re the one’s who drunk because that- *points to cup* is a sippy cup full of orange juice

*confused dad face* What? But… *points to this* http://the-perfect-scientist.tumblr.com/post/170081996855/your-undead-son-is-getting-drunk-again-you-need

what the fuck.. well the anon was lying

Oh. *stands there awkwardly for a moment. But then suddenly takes a sip from the cup and offers it back to Max in a totally dad-like manner*

*he takes it and wipes it off before drinking* see, just juice…

Yeah. Sorry for any backwash… And sorry for… you know. I just got concerned when someone said that…

that’s alright, if makes you feel better i was three weeks clean! *he smiles proudly*

That’s fantastic, Max! *he grins back. But then his smile goes a little sad* I’m still sorry. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt and trusted you… I handled that very poorly and I’m deeply sorry.

eh, it’s alright *he shrugs* it happens more then you think *he chuckles, taking another sip of juice* maybe you could make it up to me by me a drink sometime! *he said jokingly*

*gives him a look, but then grins* Sure. I’ll make it a virgin.

*he gives Carlos a confused look* a.. virgin what?

It means there’s no alcohol in it. At all. It’s just the juice or soda.

huh.. cool- wait, you can mix alcohol with soda?

Well, you can’t… not until you’re at least a semi-responsible adult.