[karkat symbol for two-synths (hi yes its me the nerd arma and nick is my sideblog)]

two-synths-in-a-trenchcoat:

the-perfect-scientist:

two-synths-in-a-trenchcoat:

the-perfect-scientist:

Had something gone wrong in the memory lounger? Did part of his brain get left behind in the computer?

Okay, that was extreme, obviously, but things just didn’t look… right. Oh sure, the colors looked fine and he could still see but… his vision seemed a bit sharper waking up. And… his nose? Looked like it was the wrong shape?

There was a buzzer noise, like the noise when someone hit the abort button on a compacter, and Carlos’ memory pod suddenly opened. He was confused, but he just shrugged slightly and started to sit up… only to realize that he wasn’t wearing his own clothes.

He became aware that his body didn’t…. well it just didn’t feel right.

“What the hell…?” he asked aloud, and he was shaken when he didn’t hear his own voice come out of his throat.

@two-synths-in-a-trenchcoat

It’s warm.

That’s the immediate first thought that crosses his mind, wincing at the sound of the memory lounger signifying a grievous error.

This whole thing had been Dr Amari’s idea, of course, two individuals to share the neural load, an experiment she was trying to perfect, but obviously something wasn’t working right here. It felt like Nick’s skin was buzzing, and when he ran a hand over his face to try to soothe the confusion, the resulting texture was overwhelming.

He looks down at the hand, frowning when he sees toffee colored skin. No. No, he doesn’t want this memory, whatever it is. He knows all of these memories, he’s seen them all intimately, and he doesn’t want to watch her die again he can’t, he won’t-

And just like that, Nick is gone and aRMA is blinking at the sudden, abrupt consciousness, blinking as if they’d been shaken awake. Their gaze fixes on the hand, turning it this way and that, admiring it.

“Whoa.” They jump at the sound of their own voice, leaning out of the comfortable little pod that keeps making angry noises, only to gaze upon a scientist and… DiMA? No, that can’t be right. That’s. Wait, that’s their body!

“What’d Nick fuck up this time…?”

Carlos realized, alarmingly, that some
sensations were missing: he wasn’t breathing, he couldn’t hear the blood
rushing in his ears, his mouth was so much dryer than it should have been, and
he couldn’t even really feel much
of anything on his skin!

He was shocked again, hearing a voice that sounded like his
father’s.  He looked around, and for a
second he thought he saw his brother in the memory lounger next to his. Except
it wasn’t his brother – it looked like… Oh god, it looked like him!

“Oh my god…” he said in a voice that was gravelly and just
too rough-sounding for his liking. “Oh my god, what happened? D-Doctor?”

Relatively unfazed by the current state of affairs, aRMA waves at the doctor person with the neat boots from their temporary body with a small smile.

Doctor Amari does not at all find this a satisfactory response to her experiment, and promptly panics, looking between the two of them and the screen in front of her with horror.

“I believe that I may hafe made a grave error. I hafe accidentally…mistyped one of zhe integers, and it rezhulted in an error that booted you both from the system…to the wrong bodies. I zhould have programmed markers for which conszchiousness goes where…”

Panicking, she scrutinizes her clipboard of notes and dashes out of the room for more paper to make more notes.

aRMA shrugs slightly, giving a sort of goofy embarassed smile with it, then strolls up to the person in their body, smooshing synthetic cheeks with both hands and marvelling at the almost gradient effect on their optics, white to yellow to blue fading together into a hazy sort of greenish color.

“Is this what I look like to other people? I’m so pretty. I didn’t even know my optics could glow that color! Cute!”

Carlos just… he just didn’t feel right. This
was so surreal and he didn’t like it. And then ‘he’ was walking up and reaching
out and touching him and just…

If Carlos had skin, it’d be crawling.

He made a really weird whirring noise from
inside of his chest and he reached up, grabbing his own hands and pulling them
away from his… or, Nick’s face.

“Please, just… don’t do that,” he gritted out
lowly.

[karkat symbol for two-synths (hi yes its me the nerd arma and nick is my sideblog)]

two-synths-in-a-trenchcoat:

the-perfect-scientist:

Had something gone wrong in the memory lounger? Did part of his brain get left behind in the computer?

Okay, that was extreme, obviously, but things just didn’t look… right. Oh sure, the colors looked fine and he could still see but… his vision seemed a bit sharper waking up. And… his nose? Looked like it was the wrong shape?

There was a buzzer noise, like the noise when someone hit the abort button on a compacter, and Carlos’ memory pod suddenly opened. He was confused, but he just shrugged slightly and started to sit up… only to realize that he wasn’t wearing his own clothes.

He became aware that his body didn’t…. well it just didn’t feel right.

“What the hell…?” he asked aloud, and he was shaken when he didn’t hear his own voice come out of his throat.

@two-synths-in-a-trenchcoat

It’s warm.

That’s the immediate first thought that crosses his mind, wincing at the sound of the memory lounger signifying a grievous error.

This whole thing had been Dr Amari’s idea, of course, two individuals to share the neural load, an experiment she was trying to perfect, but obviously something wasn’t working right here. It felt like Nick’s skin was buzzing, and when he ran a hand over his face to try to soothe the confusion, the resulting texture was overwhelming.

He looks down at the hand, frowning when he sees toffee colored skin. No. No, he doesn’t want this memory, whatever it is. He knows all of these memories, he’s seen them all intimately, and he doesn’t want to watch her die again he can’t, he won’t-

And just like that, Nick is gone and aRMA is blinking at the sudden, abrupt consciousness, blinking as if they’d been shaken awake. Their gaze fixes on the hand, turning it this way and that, admiring it.

“Whoa.” They jump at the sound of their own voice, leaning out of the comfortable little pod that keeps making angry noises, only to gaze upon a scientist and… DiMA? No, that can’t be right. That’s. Wait, that’s their body!

“What’d Nick fuck up this time…?”

Carlos realized, alarmingly, that some
sensations were missing: he wasn’t breathing, he couldn’t hear the blood
rushing in his ears, his mouth was so much dryer than it should have been, and
he couldn’t even really feel much
of anything on his skin!

He was shocked again, hearing a voice that sounded like his
father’s.  He looked around, and for a
second he thought he saw his brother in the memory lounger next to his. Except
it wasn’t his brother – it looked like… Oh god, it looked like him!

“Oh my god…” he said in a voice that was gravelly and just
too rough-sounding for his liking. “Oh my god, what happened? D-Doctor?”

[karkat symbol for two-synths (hi yes its me the nerd arma and nick is my sideblog)]

Had something gone wrong in the memory lounger? Did part of his brain get left behind in the computer?

Okay, that was extreme, obviously, but things just didn’t look… right. Oh sure, the colors looked fine and he could still see but… his vision seemed a bit sharper waking up. And… his nose? Looked like it was the wrong shape?

There was a buzzer noise, like the noise when someone hit the abort button on a compacter, and Carlos’ memory pod suddenly opened. He was confused, but he just shrugged slightly and started to sit up… only to realize that he wasn’t wearing his own clothes.

He became aware that his body didn’t…. well it just didn’t feel right.

“What the hell…?” he asked aloud, and he was shaken when he didn’t hear his own voice come out of his throat.

@two-synths-in-a-trenchcoat

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos was still cackling softly, his head
pressed into Hancock’s shoulder. He tried to take deep breaths. Trying to calm
himself.

“You…. You should take an actual scientist
with you, then,” he said, lifting his head and grinning at Hancock. He took
another deep breath. “Okay… I think I’m good now…”

“You tellin’ me you ain’t an actual scientist? I think you’re more qualified than anyone out here, heh.” There was a grin on his face as he watched Carlos, more amused by the other man’s laughter than the actual conversation. “You’re ridiculous, man. Completely ridiculous.”

Carlos snorted softly and shook his head. “I’m
not the ridiculous one – and no, I’m not a scientist anymore.” He was tempted
to laugh again, but Carlos took a big sigh to keep the giggles at bay. He
grabbed his bottle and took a drink of juice to help himself a bit more. “Can’t
be a scientist without a lab,” he went on, “and mine’s back in the Vault,
remember? I’m just a scavver now.”

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist:

Carlos shook his head, still holding onto
Hancock’s sleeve. “I- I don’t wanna,” he giggled. “It’d be too dangerous! I’m
sorry – I’m sorry, I’m trying to stop!”

Too dangerous? C’mon, they’ll be plenty distracted and besides, I’d protect you, ya know that. We’re doin’ it. If I gotta live with that memory, someone else should too.”

Carlos was still cackling softly, his head
pressed into Hancock’s shoulder. He tried to take deep breaths. Trying to calm
himself.

“You…. You should take an actual scientist
with you, then,” he said, lifting his head and grinning at Hancock. He took
another deep breath. “Okay… I think I’m good now…”

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos giggled, still covering his mouth. He
reached one hand over to pat Hancock companionably, but… Carlos just sort of
ended up grabbing his sleeve and holding it while he tried to calm himself
down.

He read books – he knew theoretically how
mirelurk might be able to get the deed done. But yeah… he’d rather not see it
either. That would involve getting close to Mirelurks enough to see them.

“You’re still laughin’!” He was unable to hold back his own little laugh, despite himself, rolling his eyes. “I’ll show ya someday, make you feel my pain about seafood. You’ll see how fuckin’ nasty it is, heh. Then you won’t be judgin’ me.”

Carlos shook his head, still holding onto
Hancock’s sleeve. “I- I don’t wanna,” he giggled. “It’d be too dangerous! I’m
sorry – I’m sorry, I’m trying to stop!”

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos sputtered and he started laughing. “Really?”
he asked. “Crab mating freaks you out?” He giggled, covering his mouth with his
hands to try to quiet them. “Ohm mi god!”
he whinnied beneath his hands. He had no idea why he found that funny. Maybe because he thought Hancock was the kind of guy who had seen it all.

“You didn’t see it, man! And the smell! Shit, that’s just….. I’m gettin’ sick just thinkin’ about it.” He made a face and set his cereal down, not so hungry, suddenly. “God, I hope ya never have to see that, it’s fucked up, you wouldn’t be laughin’ after seein’ somethin’ like that.”

Carlos giggled, still covering his mouth. He
reached one hand over to pat Hancock companionably, but… Carlos just sort of
ended up grabbing his sleeve and holding it while he tried to calm himself
down.

He read books – he knew theoretically how
mirelurk might be able to get the deed done. But yeah… he’d rather not see it
either. That would involve getting close to Mirelurks enough to see them.

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos hummed and nodded, the cereal crunching
loudly in his mouth. He took a gulp of juice to wash it down. “I guess I can
see that,” he said. “It’s slimy and kinda chewy.”

“It ain’t even that–– though that would be enough, heh. This one time, I saw two fuckin’…. nasty ass mirelurks just…. goin’ at it, man. I might’a been high at the time, but shit man….. can’t ever get that image outta my head–– or the smell.”

Carlos sputtered and he started laughing. “Really?”
he asked. “Crab mating freaks you out?” He giggled, covering his mouth with his
hands to try to quiet them. “Ohm mi god!”
he whinnied beneath his hands. He had no idea why he found that funny. Maybe because he thought Hancock was the kind of guy who had seen it all.

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos just smiled and shook his head. “Nah…”
He thought for a moment. “I mean… not unless I wanna get smacked…” he ventured softly.

“You think I’d smack you?” He raised an eyebrow, an amused little smirk on his face. “I wouldn’t do anythin’ like that, promise.”

Carlos chuckled. “You sure, man?” he asked. “I’ve
seen The Quiet Man, and it looks like
Irish people can get quite nasty with the fisticuffs.”

Food for the Soul (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos nodded. “Yeah… at least it tastes
better. Except for Tatos. But it’s probably the starch that makes them so
gross.” Who even invented Tatos, honestly? Carlos wanted to give that guy a
swift kick to the gabba. Swear on his pa.

He picked up a handful of cereal and shoved it
in his mouth, crunching them dryly.

“You ain’t a fan of tatos? I don’t mind ‘em so much, they’re better than a lotta shit we got out here.” He took another bite, making a face as he chewed. “For me, it’s mirelurk, can’t stand the shit. Used to be alright with it, but I just can’t stomach the stuff anymore, fuckin’ nasty.”

Carlos hummed and nodded, the cereal crunching
loudly in his mouth. He took a gulp of juice to wash it down. “I guess I can
see that,” he said. “It’s slimy and kinda chewy.”