ha! – The Perfect Scientist

loves-a-good-story:

kaijuno:

The beautiful chaos of watching 12 frantic astrophysics students try to save a theoretical astronaut from falling into a black hole. I’ve never seen a group of people work so quickly and efficiently before.

is the theoretical astronaut okay?

Yes! We saved him! He’s a little taller though…

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “…
the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca.
Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other
species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will
often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

bunjywunjy:

somos-rosas:

adventuresinstringrepair:

pianoaround:

Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

she looks like shes having fun lol this is bringing me joy

so you’re telling me that rock is actually the oldest genre

positive-memes:

Turtle education is now a new part of the US curriculum from ages 4 – 17

letitiaswrights:

#relatable

sudden-arboreal-stop:

zelsbels:

nunyabizni:

zelsbels:

oh my god nunya

I bet you didn’t expect that

nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

I sent this to my flatmate and heard her laughing through two walls

sufficientlylargen:

wizardlyvassal:

baeddelshinsgirl:

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

*sigh*

He was a strong supporter of herd immunity.

crandberrycrush:

waldangerous:

Stuff like this is why I’m not famous.

This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it.

sixpenceee:

Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.

And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures ?

You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember.