hahaha! – The Perfect Scientist

simonbitdiddle:

mnyeh-like:

miedriwesley:

dragonlords-lair:

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

WOOOOO!

WOO-O!

Woo…

What?

I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!

under-the-arch:

rockxxoutxxright:

sixpenceee:

During refurbishment of Paisley Abbey, Scotland a number of the gargoyles had to be replaced. Being quite high up, it took a while to realize that the stonemasons had modeled one on the xenomorph from the Alien films. The church saw the funny side. Via Elveri.

More interesting posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world.

Those stonemasons are my heroes

miraculer:

lonelymountainson:

of-sights-and-snouts:

I got Barclay a new costume and he is not 100% on board with my humor.

Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh

First off, you name the dog Barclay. Like… “Bark”-lay. He will have to live with this for the rest of his life.

Then you buy him an ill-fitting melon costume and put it on him. Just for this joke.

You genius

ask-subject-gwen:

setheverman:

everythingisgrxy:

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT

This is my favorite video of all time. I’ve had this post queued up since 2015.

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