“Here, have a delicacy from my hometown.”
“I have never had these before. They look good though! I’ll share them with Angie!”
“Here, have a delicacy from my hometown.”
“I have never had these before. They look good though! I’ll share them with Angie!”


Here you go, buddy! It’s watermelon flavored 🙂
You look like a guy who might like some red candy…

Hey, Mia! Here – there’s a couple for each of the kids. *he just hands her a bag of skull lollipops*


Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.
Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.
“You mean zombie as in perfectly indoctrinated by the school system, the media, authority figures, and the government? Or is this a literal zombie from Walking Dead?”
“Uh… closer to the first one, if I absolutely had to choose? But he’s just a kid in a costume – let him alone.”