*throws the Dan Impostor at Carlos* YEET

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Whoa, wait –

Um… hi.

“God, I hate anons…”

“Also, who are you?”

“The concerned party on behalf of Max. You?”

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“Jesus Christ, does everyone & their brother know that little brat?”

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“As for who I am, I’m just a guy who thinks that Max’s new friend Dan needs to be stopped at all costs.”

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“So, what? Are you supposed to be Max’s dad or something?”

He paused for a moment. “I am his ‘dad’, yes. Can’t you see we look alike?”

“And not everybody’s brother knows him – My brother doesn’t know him.”