Whoa, wait –
Um… hi.
“God, I hate anons…”
“Also, who are you?”
“The concerned party on behalf of Max. You?”
“Jesus Christ, does everyone & their brother know that little brat?”
“As for who I am, I’m just a guy who thinks that Max’s new friend Dan needs to be stopped at all costs.”
“So, what? Are you supposed to be Max’s dad or something?”

He paused for a moment. “I am his ‘dad’, yes. Can’t you see we look alike?”

“And not everybody’s brother knows him – My brother doesn’t know him.”





