Tag: idk

i keep taking shits as thick as my wrist and it’s causing a lot of pain and tearing, wat can i do?

((I really can’t tell if this is a trolling, so I’m going to answer this seriously.

I would go to a doctor. They would be able to discuss your diet and what suppliments you might need to loosen things up and make it better. Maybe you have a need for more water in your diet too, but I’m not sure.

I don’t know if this is very obvious, but I”m not a doctor. I don’t have a degree or anything like that. My answer for these sort of questions will almost always be ‘go to a doctor’ because I’m not one myself. That and ‘drink more water’. Not because water is a cure-all, but because some people just simply don’t drink enough and some issues can be solved with more water.

I hope you get better and I hope things go well.

what the fuck rp starters

children-ofthestars:

  • “Oh look, carnage.”
  • “I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
  • “Holy shit you look terrible.”
  • “Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
  • “This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
  • “Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
  • Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
  • “I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
  • “There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
  • “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
  • “After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
  • “Is that a fucking dragon?”
  • “That is genuinely disturbing.”
  • “Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
  • “This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”