*throws the Dan Impostor at Carlos* YEET

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the-perfect-scientist:

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“Basically, Dan’s thing is that he’ll swear revenge on anyone or anything that pisses him off.”

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the-perfect-scientist:

Whoa, wait –

Um… hi.

“But
I probably made it worse for myself after sending him to an alternate
dimension for a few days. He’s probably still pissed about that. Plus
him spending time in the Nexus may have altered his DNA or something, or
at least, that’s what I’ve been told.”

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“Right… and this is the ‘nothing’ you’ve done to him then? Dude, don’t go messing with the multiverse without being a trained professional scientist – you have no idea what you’ll be getting into.”

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“But my concern is Max. You leave that kid alone, you got me?”

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“Ok, ok. I promise I’ll leave Max alone. I’m more focused on getting rid of Dan anyway.”

“I just hope I can figure out how to get rid of him without getting several of my bones broken…or losing an arm.”

“Yeah… good luck with that. Just don’t go kidnapping my kid, or we’ll have a problem.” It felt weird for him to say that, but Max was kinda ‘his’. They sort of… adopted each other.

*throws the Dan Impostor at Carlos* YEET

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“Basically, Dan’s thing is that he’ll swear revenge on anyone or anything that pisses him off.”

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the-perfect-scientist:

Whoa, wait –

Um… hi.

“But
I probably made it worse for myself after sending him to an alternate
dimension for a few days. He’s probably still pissed about that. Plus
him spending time in the Nexus may have altered his DNA or something, or
at least, that’s what I’ve been told.”

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“Right… and this is the ‘nothing’ you’ve done to him then? Dude, don’t go messing with the multiverse without being a trained professional scientist – you have no idea what you’ll be getting into.”

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“But my concern is Max. You leave that kid alone, you got me?”

*throws the Dan Impostor at Carlos* YEET

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the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

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the-perfect-scientist:

Whoa, wait –

Um… hi.

“God, I hate anons…”

“Also, who are you?”

“The concerned party on behalf of Max. You?”

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“Jesus Christ, does everyone & their brother know that little brat?”

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“As for who I am, I’m just a guy who thinks that Max’s new friend Dan needs to be stopped at all costs.”

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“So, what? Are you supposed to be Max’s dad or something?”

He paused for a moment. “I am his ‘dad’, yes. Can’t you see we look alike?”

“And not everybody’s brother knows him – My brother doesn’t know him.”

“Uh huh…”

“Anyway, are you aware that your kid & his friend are planning to kill me? And, no I am not exaggerating when I say this. Dan & Max are literally planning to kill me. I never did anything to hurt them…”

“Well, you must’ve done something bad then. Because Max doesn’t go threatening to kill people for kicks. I can’t say anything for Dan since I haven’t met the guy.“