itiswhatis-andwhatitisisgay:

19b4a13:

clearlyconfounded:

f-doesnt-stand-for-french:

flyawaymax:

mako-symptoms:

damianmcgintleman:

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

what the fuck

what the fuck

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

”Put it in me, Scott”

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magestii:

magdids:

colachampagnedad:

2018 is off to a good start

That wiener drop was C R I T I C A L

ok yk what I like about this, though?

Like if it had been just a human making a hot dog, sure the dramatic music and lack of speech would have been funny, but it wouldn’t have been cool

we find it amazing that this machine is able to be used to do such a delicate task, even though a human could easily do it without batting an eyelash, and I really like that

because when that machine does heavy lifting, it’s normal

but if a human were to effortlessly lift the same weight that those machines are built to lift, it would also be considered amazing

It’s because they’re built differently, Machines vs Humans, that is. So we’re amazed when an average human does something that normally, only a machine can do, and vise-versa.

I think that this is a hyperbolic example of how we SHOULD feel when other people accomplish things, and even how we should feel about our own small accomplishments

everyone is built differently. For one human, X task could be as easy as making a hotdog. For another human, the same task could be as difficult as lifting a support beam in a building. We’re built different, and I really like this video because our natural responses to it are something that we could really apply to other humans in a way that is supportive, I think.

Read; Maybe you have depression but you still got out of bed today. That’s amazing. We’re all built differently, and comparing ourselves to one another in a negative light is completely pointless, because we’re all so different. We should all try to be proud and supportive of one another’s accomplishments.