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*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*

So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?

Eh, I was just gonna see if it was weird with lake water or not, but that other stuff’s pretty cool too, I guess. *He turns the door handle* He actually left it unlocked this time.. *he kicks the door open but not too harshly*

Oh – do you think the lake water might do something interesting to it? I think that’s a great thing to ex – OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???

*there’s an upside down crucifix within view of the door and nailed to it is a chicken teddy bear. As in… a teddy made out of chicken that looked like it belonged in a freezer. Bits of dark fur stuck out of the seams and a dark liquid looked to be seeping out. Was that blood? It was really watered down though… some kind of slime?*

WHAT THE FUCK?!

*without really thinking Carlos snaps his hands down to cover Max’s eyes and quickly backed them out, slamming the door shut*

What… what?? What the hell…??

*who just had some gross-ass effigy in their storehouse??*

……I don’t know what I expected.

What was that? No, what the hell was that?? Why did he have that?? Oh God – why is he near children????????

*Max shrugged* The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

Alright. Let’s try this again. *Max grabed a stick from the side of the QMS (quartermaster store) and reaches to turn the door handle*

What? No – why are you going to go in there again? Max, what if he has something dangerous in there? *Dammit – he left his danger meter a the camp site!*

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*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*

So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?

Eh, I was just gonna see if it was weird with lake water or not, but that other stuff’s pretty cool too, I guess. *He turns the door handle* He actually left it unlocked this time.. *he kicks the door open but not too harshly*

Oh – do you think the lake water might do something interesting to it? I think that’s a great thing to ex – OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???

*there’s an upside down crucifix within view of the door and nailed to it is a chicken teddy bear. As in… a teddy made out of chicken that looked like it belonged in a freezer. Bits of dark fur stuck out of the seams and a dark liquid looked to be seeping out. Was that blood? It was really watered down though… some kind of slime?*

WHAT THE FUCK?!

*without really thinking Carlos snaps his hands down to cover Max’s eyes and quickly backed them out, slamming the door shut*

What… what?? What the hell…??

*who just had some gross-ass effigy in their storehouse??*

……I don’t know what I expected.

What was that? No, what the hell was that?? Why did he have that?? Oh God – why is he near children????????

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*Max makes his way to the QM store and stood outside the door*

So… what exactly is the plan with the Tide Pods in the bucket? Are you going to test how quickly the outer film dissolves, or if it goes into osmosis?

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

…….perhaps…….

Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny

He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”

What was I suppost to do?

Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…

*he shrugs* clearly no one knew that. Can we just go find a bucket now?

Yeah… okay. Let’s… let’s go do that.

We could check the quartermaster store.

But you said that the mop bucket was the Quartermaster’s… would he be okay with us going into his store?

*he shrugs* didn’t care the first time. Don’t see why he would care now.

You’ve been into his store? Um… okay…? If you think it’s alright to do.

Literally the entire camp was in his store at one point during “quartermaster appreciation day.” Don’t ask. It was awful.

Alright… okay, then. Angela didn’t tell me about that…

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

…….perhaps…….

Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny

He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”

What was I suppost to do?

Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…

*he shrugs* clearly no one knew that. Can we just go find a bucket now?

Yeah… okay. Let’s… let’s go do that.

We could check the quartermaster store.

But you said that the mop bucket was the Quartermaster’s… would he be okay with us going into his store?

*he shrugs* didn’t care the first time. Don’t see why he would care now.

You’ve been into his store? Um… okay…? If you think it’s alright to do.

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

…….perhaps…….

Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny

He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”

What was I suppost to do?

Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…

*he shrugs* clearly no one knew that. Can we just go find a bucket now?

Yeah… okay. Let’s… let’s go do that.

We could check the quartermaster store.

But you said that the mop bucket was the Quartermaster’s… would he be okay with us going into his store?

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

…….perhaps…….

Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny

He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”

What was I suppost to do?

Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…

*he shrugs* clearly no one knew that. Can we just go find a bucket now?

Yeah… okay. Let’s… let’s go do that.