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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

…….perhaps…….

Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny

He said, and I quote: “there’s no greater crime than faking a moon landing”

What was I suppost to do?

Not poke Buzz Aldrin’s ire? I know your camp can’t actually send kids to space – the legality alone and the waivers that would need to be made…

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

…….perhaps…….

Don’t… don’t give people reasons to punch others, Max. It’s not funny

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

I didn’t “advocate” anything. I simply told him what happened.

Was it because you knew Buzz would punch David, Max?

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I am 100% sure.

Uh… alright…. if you say so.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

*he shrugs* I might’ve been one of the reasons David got socked in the jaw.

… You shouldn’t advocate violence. Not even from Buzz Aldrin, Max.

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

You’re like, 29. You’re not that old.

Hah! I’m actually 36. But seriously, Max, what did you just say?

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Hey lets go find a bucket or something.

Yeah, let’s go – wait, could you repeat that please?

I said ‘let’s go find a bucket or something.’

No, no, Max, you said something else…

Perhaps.

Repeat it please? I’m older so my hearing’s a little slow.

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I
don’t know where any buckets are. The mop thing might be in the mess
hall, but that’s probably QM’s so we’re leaving that alone.

We’ll find something. I’ll even invent something else to hold water if I have to. Something that is totally not a bucket.

,,,I’m pretty sure that’s a bucket.

But I just said it wouldn’t be a bucket. It would look kinda like a bucket, maybe, but it definitely wouldn’t be a bucket. Trust me. I’m a scientist.

I- alright cool sure.

Well, let’s see what we can find!

There’s probably something somewhere, or we could ask SK to use his fishbowl.

‘SK’? Who’s that? I don’t remember Angie talking about a kid named that…

Space Kid, or other Neil, but everyone calls him Space Kid. He’s the kid with the fish bowl on his head.

Oh yeah, Space Kid. Angie seems to like him well enough. But she told me she’d rather talk about dinosaurs than space. His name’s Neil? Heh, that’s ironic.

Yep. His name is actually like Neil Armstrong Jr. or something. Learned that at parents day. We still call him Space Kid.

Neil Armstrong? Really? He must not be the only one in his family to like space… huh.

Yeah, his uncle had something to do with the moon or something. David got punched in the face by him.

Punched in the… Oh my god. There’s only one man I know who punches people for the moon... His uncle is Buzz Aldrin??

Yeah, I think that’s who it was. *Max shrugged* I wasn’t really playing much attention.

That… I would kind of appreciate being punched by Buzz Aldrin. But at the same time, if I’m punched by Buzz Aldrin I’d need to seriously reconsider what my political views are regarding space. What did David do? He doesn’t look like a flat-earther or a Moon hoax theorist to me.

Faked a “moon landing”. Space kid’s “moon landing” more spesifically. It was him and Gwen but David got punched.

Oh my god… Why?? Why would they do that?

The stupid camp pamphlet said the camp would send him to the moon but they couldn’t so naturally we all teamed up and threw him across the lake.

I only took part in the throwing part though. It was pretty cool.

… But you can’t legally send a child into space. That’s child endangerment. Of course they couldn’t send him to the moon. But… you all threw him across the lake??

More or less, yeah.

Jesus Christ… you sure faking a moon landing was the only reason Buzz punched Daniel? That’s incredibly dangerous!