Hey, kid. Uh… nice knife.

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Hey. Thanks I guess, an anon gave it to me. Don’t really have a use for it though.

Maybe you can whittle something? Whittling’s fun.

Yeah, I guess. I don’t have anything to whittle though.

Well, this is the forest. There’s plenty of wood to go around. *He looks at the teenager, considering for a moment* You must be Max’s older brother – you look so much like him. I’m sorry we haven’t met earlier – I”m Carlos. *he smiles politely and offers his hand to shake*

*Max looked a Carlos, confused* Dude, what the hell? I don’t look that different.

*Carlos blinked at him* Uh… I just said you look like him. I’m…
I’m sorry?

Hey, kid. Uh… nice knife.

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Hey. Thanks I guess, an anon gave it to me. Don’t really have a use for it though.

Maybe you can whittle something? Whittling’s fun.

Yeah, I guess. I don’t have anything to whittle though.

Well, this is the forest. There’s plenty of wood to go around. *He looks at the teenager, considering for a moment* You must be Max’s older brother – you look so much like him. I’m sorry we haven’t met earlier – I”m Carlos. *he smiles politely and offers his hand to shake*

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In a way, yeah.

Okay… is… is that all, then?

*Max shrugged* the flowerscouts don’t really bother us and Daniel’s gone and I guess forgotten for the most part so I guess?

Alright. God damn… what even is this camp?

A mess. It’s a mess.

I see. I… okay. God… at least I’m nearby, in case something happens.

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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.

Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?

I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.

Disgusted? They’re dolls.

But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.

Connect the dots dude! You know what QM does like once a month, Neil was disgusted and they were used. At least that’s what I’m assuming Neil meant.

And we’re like 8-11 what do you expect from us.

I – Oh… oh…. OH GOD! I… I understand now.

Dios Mio… *he reaches a hand up to punch the bridge of his nose*

Other than the issues with QM, Campbell, Daniel, and the Woodscouts we’re generally fine.

*sighs deeply* I haven’t heard about the Woodscouts. What do they do?

Occasionally invade the camp, try to steal the camp in stupid camp games, stole something from me, Gwen got it back though so it’s all good.

So basically they’re bullies. That’s great to hear…

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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.

Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?

I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.

Disgusted? They’re dolls.

But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.

Connect the dots dude! You know what QM does like once a month, Neil was disgusted and they were used. At least that’s what I’m assuming Neil meant.

And we’re like 8-11 what do you expect from us.

I – Oh… oh…. OH GOD! I… I understand now.

Dios Mio… *he reaches a hand up to punch the bridge of his nose*

Other than the issues with QM, Campbell, Daniel, and the Woodscouts we’re generally fine.

*sighs deeply* I haven’t heard about the Woodscouts. What do they do?

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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.

Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?

I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.

Disgusted? They’re dolls.

But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.

Connect the dots dude! You know what QM does like once a month, Neil was disgusted and they were used. At least that’s what I’m assuming Neil meant.

And we’re like 8-11 what do you expect from us.

I – Oh… oh…. OH GOD! I… I understand now.

Dios Mio… *he reaches a hand up to punch the bridge of his nose*

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To
be fair I don’t think she even existed in the first place. When it
happened there was some bright-ass godly white light and she was gone.

She…

I’m definitely calling Mia again. Maybe she has an explanation. But what about the fire? How did it start?

David dubbed it ‘Quartermaster apperciation day’ so we all broke into the Quartermaster store to see what QM’s into and Neil found used barbie dolls and burned them.

Where did he get matches? And how do you ‘use’ Barbie dolls? Were they just second-hand?

I dunno. All I know is Neil was concerned and disgusted and set ‘em on fire.

Disgusted? They’re dolls.

But you guys shouldn’t just burn stuff willy-nilly. I already talked to you about that last night.